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Tiamat's Revenge
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Tiamat
"The Epic of Creation (Enuma Elish): Tablets I-III"
She is primeval Chaos, bearer of the skies (Anshar) and the earth (Kishar) and the mother of Lahmu, and Lahamu. Traditionally conceived of as a serpent or dragon of some sort, this idea does not have any basis in the Enuma Elish itself. Within that work her physical description includes, a tail, a thigh, "lower parts" (which shake together), a belly, an udder, ribs, a neck, a head, a skull, eyes, nostrils, a mouth, and lips. She has insides, a heart, arteries, and blood. The clamor of the younger gods disturbed her, but she continued to indulge them.
When her mate Apsu and his vizier Mummu suggested that they kill the younger gods, she grew furious, then calmed down and rejected the plan. Her restless subservient gods goaded her into action after Apsu is slain. They prepared to wage war against the other gods. As Mother Hubur, (the underworld river, who fashions all things), she bore giant snakes with venom for blood, and cloaked dragons with a godlike radiance yet with a terrible visage, for the war. She rallied a horned serpent, a mushussu-dragon, a lahmu-hero, a ugallu-demon, a rabid dog, a scorpion-man, umu-demons, a fish-man, a bull-man, and eleven others underneath her champion and new lover, Qingu. She gave Qingu the Tablet of Destinies to facilitate his command and attack.

"The Epic of Creation (Enuma Elish): Tablets IV-V"
Marduk came with his host to attack her. Qingu's strategy initially confused him, and Tiamat tried to enspell him, hurling jibes at him. She was rebuffed and incited into single combat with Marduk. She continued to cast her spell and Marduk netted her, and threw a wind at her. She tried to swallow it and was undone - distended, shot, sliced in two and cut in the heart. Her crushed skull heralded her death, and half of her body was used to roof up the sky. Her eyes became the sources of the Tigris and Euphrates rivers.



As <a href="http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/mesopotamian-mythology.php?deity=TIAMAT"><b>Tiamat</b> </a> lay dead from<b> Marduk's</B> hand, a sliver of her essence left a stain upon the Astral plane. Centuries later it evolved and overtook the mind of a young Figala the Hun. (S)He decided that the best way to train into a perfect Killing Machine was to test his skills on the field of <b>Blood Bowl.</b> Only after (S)he has achieved Legendary status will (S)he be ready for the next stage of bringing <b>Anarchy & Chaos</b> to this realm!

Update! Facepeeler has retired..for now..he has been sent to another dimension to recharge his ancient body.


Update! This team has gone through three Big Guys already!!!


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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Kilgor Darknorth
Chaos Warrior
5 5 3 9
Block, Pro, +ST, Guard
 n 48 0 6 0 12 2 52/76 210k
(158)k
  
3
Figala the Hun
Chaos Warrior
5 6 3 9
+ST, Block, Break Tackle, +ST
   44 0 8 0 15 2 64/76 240k
(213)k
  
4
Loki's son Utek
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Razor Sharp Claws
   48 0 1 0 17 4 57/76 190k
(178)k
  
5
Yen-Lo-Wang
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(110)k
  
6
Ereshigal
Beastman
6 4 3 7
Horns
+ST, Block
 -av 12 2 0 0 0 3 17/31 130k
(148)k
  
7
Figs Fickle Finger ov Fate
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
8
Larry Lawbreaker
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   9 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 120k
(109)k
  
9
Jihad Tod
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Very Long Legs
   32 2 0 1 2 4 28/31 110k
(130)k
  
11
Khorne Beserker
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
12
Nik Fit
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60)k
  
13
Huitaca
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   17 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(85)k
  
14
Hangman
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   14 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 80k
(85)k
  
15
Acrimonius Malediction
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Kick
   27 0 3 0 2 3 28/31 100k
(115)k
  
16
Acid Eater
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
14 players  
Coach: IanFidel Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 3  
Team Value: 2150k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:48 (11/8/29) |TD Diff:-41 (42 - 83) |Cas Diff:15 (44/28/17 - 35/25/14)
Last Opponent: Boundless Spirits
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Chaos Chosen32/0/11.3-1.70.3   1.0   0.3-0.0   0.3   0.367k
Chaos Dwarf31/1/11.0-1.30.7   0.3   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.7-37k
Dark Elf40/1/30.8-2.31.5   0.5   0.3-0.5   0.5   0.593k
Dwarf31/0/20.7-1.31.3   1.3   0.3-0.7   0.7   0.3180k
Elven Union10/0/10.0-4.03.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Halfling10/1/01.0-1.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-30k
High Elf10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Human31/1/11.0-1.70.3   0.0   1.7-1.3   2.0   0.0163k
Lizardmen20/0/20.5-2.01.0   0.5   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.5125k
Norse10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-30k
Nurgle53/0/20.8-0.81.0   0.6   0.0-0.8   0.4   0.682k
Orc90/0/90.4-1.80.3   0.3   0.6-0.4   0.7   0.3-2k
Shambling Undead31/1/10.7-1.70.3   0.7   0.7-1.7   0.7   0.3213k
Skaven31/0/21.7-2.01.7   0.7   0.0-0.7   0.0   0.013k
Tomb Kings11/0/02.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.080k
Wood Elf40/1/31.5-2.82.0   0.3   0.3-0.8   0.0   0.030k
Total4811/8/290.9-1.70.9   0.6   0.4-0.7   0.5   0.360k