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Bashen Crash
Roster [X2] Orc

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 13</span>
Commissioner Twahn Regional League (Runners Up)
Crash Twahnlow Champs: Squirrel Grippa (3) Maori Sidestep-Fun (3)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 14</span>
Corporate Fraudsters Conference (Runners Up)
After a bad start to their debut in the conferences the Crash stormed home, narrowly missing out on the wildcard promotion to premier.
Crash Twahnlow Champ: Oncomin Truk (6)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 15 - Southside Stone Smashers Conference</span>
The Crash struggled with major premier contenders Carlton United and the REALLY High Elves. We finished 3rd on countback, our worst placing ever despite a scoring more TD spree of a season (for us !). At least we maintained our perfect run of 4-1-2 seasons.
Star Blitzer Oncomin Truk became the Crash's first ever Pro Bowl player this season too.
Crash Twahnlow Champ: Oncomin Truk (10)

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 16 - Manic Mammalians Conference</span>
This season the Crash lost one of their stalwarts, 25 game veteran Spear Tackla ended his career alive but in need of a peg-leg after being smashed by Northern Blight blitzer Nikoliev 'Shloss!' Sazzeyev. Tackla will serve out at least this season as assistant manager. They also fought their way to a 6-1 record and the Premier Division !
Pyle Dryvah made the Pro Bowl player this season too, and was the Crash's Twahnlow Champ, equalling Trukkos' 10 vote record.

<span style="font-weight: bold">Season 17 - SWL Premier</span>
So we've Crashed Prem, and it looks like its off to a tough start...stays tough through the middle...and ends up damn tough. We opened with a win and the death of three Crash greats, spelling doom for the rest of the Crash season. But the doom was short-lived, and some handy wins against the Adepts and Eternal Rage have cemented the (usual) Runner's Up spot for the perennial (and very, very ugly) bridesmaids. Only a miracle of Nuffle could see the Crash take the title though.
<table cellspacing="3" cellpadding="2"><tr><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Opponent</span></td><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Result</span></td><td><span style="font-weight: bold">Score</span></td></tr><tr><td>KFC</td><td>W</td><td>2-0 </td></tr><tr><td>Sinister Duskriders</td><td>L</td><td>1-2</td></tr><tr><td>Slumbering Skink</td><td>L</td><td>0-2</td></tr><tr><td>Ankh Morpork City Watch</td><td>W</td><td>Ft.</td></tr><tr><td>Zen Adepts</td><td>W</td><td>2-1</td></tr><tr><td>Eternal Rage</td><td>W</td><td>2-0</td></tr><tr><td>Carlton United</td><td></td><td></td></tr></table>
<table><tr><td colspan=2 style='text-align: center; font-style: italic;'>Twahnlow Table</td></tr><tr><td style='font-style: italic; color: #329732;'>Player</td><td style='font-style: italic; color: #329732;'>Votes</td></tr><tr><td>Pyle Dryvah</td><td style='text-align: right;'>9</td></tr><tr><td>Squirrel Grippa</td><td style='text-align: right;'>3</td></tr><tr><td>Oncomin Truk R.I.P.</td><td style='text-align: right;'>2</td></tr><tr><td>Knut Grabbla</td><td style='text-align: right;'>2</td></tr><tr><td>Yur Eyegouger</td><td style='text-align: right;'>1</td></tr><tr><td>Nutshot Yield</td><td style='text-align: right;'>1</td></tr></table>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Squirrel Grippa
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   32 0 1 0 15 2 43/51 140k
(143)k
  
2
Yur Eyegouger
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
   32 0 1 0 8 4 39/51 140k
(143)k
  
3
Hopoate Stinkfinga
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Nukkle Sammich
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   7 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 100k
(100)k
  
5
Nutshot Yield
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, Safe Throw
   25 18 2 0 2 3 43/51 130k
(115)k
  
6
Cote Hanga
Thrower
5 3 4 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, +AG, Pass Block
 -av 31 33 2 0 1 4 61/76 170k
(135)k
  
7
Downt Argu
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle
   3 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 100k
(80)k
  
8
Steem Trane
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Pro
   30 1 6 0 12 3 58/76 160k
(150)k
  
9
Maori Sidestep-Fun
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Tackle, Stand Firm, Guard
 m 28 0 6 0 5 1 33/51 150k
(0)k
  
10
Pyle Drivah
Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Block
Tackle, Mighty Blow, +ST, Guard
   27 0 8 0 11 1 51/76 190k
(190)k
  
11
Knut Grabbla
Lineman
5 4 3 9
+ST
   11 1 4 0 0 0 13/16 100k
(125)k
  
12
Sucka Punch
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
  
13
Hurt Soaka
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
   9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(100)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Bacillen Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 17  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:32 (20/3/9) |TD Diff:23 (54 - 31) |Cas Diff:48 (44/36/13 - 20/19/6)
Last Opponent: Eternal Rage
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.02.0   2.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0110k
Chaos Chosen11/0/03.0-0.01.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0210k
Chaos Dwarf33/0/01.7-0.31.3   0.7   1.3-1.0   0.7   0.0-257k
Dark Elf21/0/11.5-1.01.5   2.0   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.0-40k
Dwarf33/0/02.0-0.30.7   0.7   1.0-1.0   0.7   0.7253k
Elven Union20/2/01.5-1.51.0   2.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-245k
High Elf21/0/12.5-1.52.5   2.5   0.0-1.0   0.5   0.5-15k
Human31/0/21.3-1.71.7   1.3   0.0-0.7   1.7   0.0-23k
Lizardmen31/1/11.0-1.30.7   0.7   0.7-0.0   0.3   0.087k
Necromantic Horror32/0/11.7-1.00.7   1.0   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.37k
Norse21/0/11.5-1.01.5   1.5   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.0325k
Nurgle11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-230k
Ogre11/0/02.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Shambling Undead21/0/12.0-1.01.5   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.040k
Skaven11/0/03.0-1.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0710k
Tomb Kings11/0/01.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0270k
Wood Elf10/0/11.0-3.02.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-170k
Total3220/3/91.7-1.01.4   1.1   0.4-0.6   0.6   0.238k