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Skill-Storm Deluxe
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<div style="border:1px solid black; margin:1em; padding:0 1.6em; background:url('http://fumbbl.com/teams/104905.jpg') no-repeat top right;"><span style="position:relative; top:-0.7em; background:#C8DCC8; padding:0 0.4em;">ASSISTANT COACHES</span>
<img src="http://fumbbl.com/images/bio.png">&nbsp;<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2843823>James 'Bazooka' Burlinson</a>
<img src="http://fumbbl.com/images/bio.png">&nbsp;<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2843824>Thunderfire Wilson</a>
<img src="http://fumbbl.com/images/bio.png">&nbsp;<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3033968">Martin 'The Almighty' Stevens</a>

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<div style="border:1px solid black; margin:1em; padding:0 1.6em; background:url('http://fumbbl.com/teams/104905.jpg') no-repeat top right;"><span style="position:relative; top:-0.7em; background:#C8DCC8; padding:0 0.4em;">HALL OF FAME</span>
<img src="http://fumbbl.com/images/bio.png">&nbsp;<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2843826">Rodney the Fiend</a>
<img src="http://fumbbl.com/images/bio.png">&nbsp;<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=2843808><strike>Captain</strike> Janitor Fantastic</a>
<img src="http://fumbbl.com/images/bio.png">&nbsp;<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2843817>Graham 'Omnipotent' Davies</a>
<img src="http://fumbbl.com/images/bio.png">&nbsp;<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2843820>Rick 'Incredulous' Dangerous</a>

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<div style="border:1px solid black; margin:1em; padding:0 1.6em; background:url('http://fumbbl.com/teams/104905.jpg') no-repeat top right;"><span style="position:relative; top:-0.7em; background:#C8DCC8; padding:0 0.4em;">RECORD BOOK</span>
<b>Top Scorer: 9 TD</b>
Graham 'Omnipotent' Davies (decd)
Arnold 'Gods gift to BB' J Rimmer

<b>Best Blocker: 8 Cs</b>
Jimmy 'The Chosen One' Neutron
John 'Bionic Man' Jameson

<b>Best Passer: 28 Cp</b>
James 'Bazooka' Burlinson (retd)

<b>Best All Round Player: 5 Cp, 5 TD, 8 Cs</b>
John 'Bionic Man' Jameson

<b>Most caps: 52 matches</b>
John 'Bionic Man' Jameson

<b>Most Skilled Player: 53 Sp</b>
Martin 'The Almighty' Stevens

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=243543">View the Yearbook &raquo;</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Oggroth the Destroyer of Worlds
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120)k
  
2
Peter 'Pain Storm' Wilson
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle
   12 1 2 0 2 1 16/31 130k
(125)k
  
3
Jimmy 'The Chosen One' Neutron
Blitzer
8 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA
   33 1 3 1 8 3 43/51 160k
(148)k
  
4
Doctor Awesome
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
   4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 110k
(105)k
  
6
Barry '5th horseman' Madonna
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   3 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 70k
(70)k
  
7
Garth 'Steamroller' Brooks
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG, Block, Dirty Player
   25 6 4 0 1 3 35/51 130k
(148)k
  
9
Elvis 'On Fire' Preston
Lineman
7 3 3 8
Block, +MA
   25 1 3 0 1 1 17/31 100k
(120)k
  
10
Arnold 'Gods gift to BB' J Rimmer
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, +AG, Pass Block, Strip Ball
   36 12 9 0 1 2 51/76 150k
(150)k
  
11
John 'Bionic Man' Jameson
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle, Kick, Guard
   53 5 5 0 8 3 51/76 140k
(145)k
  
12
Jimmy 'Magnum' Martins
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(50)k
  
16
Norris II
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   7 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 70k
(70)k
  
11 players  
Coach: momfreeek Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1640k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:58 (22/12/24) |TD Diff:7 (104 - 97) |Cas Diff:-65 (37/25/20 - 80/44/23)
Last Opponent: Two Tounged Lizards
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.070k
Chaos Chosen73/1/32.1-1.70.7   0.1   0.1-1.4   1.1   0.4-100k
Chaos Dwarf31/0/21.7-2.00.3   0.0   0.3-2.0   0.7   0.03k
Dark Elf62/2/21.5-1.80.7   0.5   0.2-0.2   0.5   0.238k
Dwarf32/1/01.7-0.71.0   0.3   0.0-0.3   1.3   0.373k
Elven Union31/1/12.7-2.00.7   1.0   0.7-1.0   0.7   0.090k
High Elf10/1/02.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0170k
Human31/0/21.7-2.00.3   1.7   0.7-1.3   0.7   0.3-20k
Lizardmen41/0/31.8-3.00.3   0.3   0.3-2.0   0.3   0.8125k
Necromantic Horror31/1/11.7-1.71.0   0.7   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.070k
Norse21/1/02.5-0.50.5   0.5   1.5-1.5   0.5   0.55k
Nurgle30/0/30.3-2.01.0   0.3   0.7-1.0   0.3   1.0-10k
Ogre10/0/10.0-2.00.0   2.0   0.0-5.0   0.0   1.0-100k
Orc95/2/22.0-0.90.4   0.3   0.4-1.4   0.9   0.280k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   1.0180k
Skaven42/1/12.5-2.01.3   0.5   0.3-0.8   0.3   0.810k
Tomb Kings20/0/21.0-2.50.0   0.0   0.5-1.0   2.0   0.5-100k
Vampire11/0/03.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0130k
Wood Elf10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   2.0-60k
Total5822/12/241.8-1.70.6   0.4   0.3-1.4   0.8   0.428k