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Football Association of Wales
Retired [L] Lizardmen

<table border="1" bordercolor="#000000" width="400" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"><tr><td><div align='center'>Wales is a very consistent team - they haven't qualified for a major tournament since 1958. The head coach, John Toshack, was a harried man, pressured by the public and the club owners to whip the team into shape. After 4 years of failure, he was looking at the strong possibility of a pink slip, when he came to a brilliant realization.

On the eve of the fiftieth anniversary of the last Welsh qualifying victory, he poisoned the entire team during a raucous night of partying. He brought in a tachli team (ancient sport native to South America) and began fielding the lizards in the players uniforms. Since Wales has no fans, and anyone watching their game inevitably is a fan of the opposing team, no one *actually knows* what the Wales players look like, and in the preseason training no one has noticed the difference yet.

As to the rest of the season, even a goblin is better than a Welshman with a football, and Toshack is hedging his bets that the team will be a greater success than ever.</div></td></tr></table>

<divalign='center'>After the preseason, it appears that coach Toshack was wrong - the skinks can't dodge, the saurii can't hurt anyone, and these lizards are every bit as bad as the Welsh team before them. I'll drink to that! Hurrah!</div>
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lewis Price II
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
  
2
Danny Gabbidon
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   30 0 3 0 16 0 41/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
3
Richard Duffy
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9 n 6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 80k
(80+0)k
  
4
James Collins
Saurus Blocker
6 5 1 8
Block, Kick, +ST
 -av 29 0 1 0 7 5 42/ 170k
(80+90)k
  
5
Lewis Nyatanga
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block
 n 28 0 2 0 2 1 15/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
6
Sam Ricketts
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Block, Sure Hands
   29 0 2 0 2 2 20/ 120k
(80+40)k
  
7
Andrew Crofts
Saurus Blocker
6 4 1 9
Break Tackle, Block, Tackle
   30 0 3 0 13 3 50/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
8
Robert Earnshaw
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
9
Ched Evans II
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
12
Simon Davies
Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Dirty Player
   30 0 4 0 3 1 23/ 110k
(60+50)k
  
17
Cory Dirtysnake
Journeyman Skink Runner
8 2 3 7
Dodge, Stunty
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10 players  
Coach: oryx Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Lizardmen Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (15/1/14) |TD Diff:-9 (44 - 53) |Cas Diff:12 (42/24/14 - 38/21/9)
Last Opponent: Daggers and RedFridge
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/02.0-2.04.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   2.0510k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-170k
Human22/0/02.5-1.01.5   0.5   0.5-2.0   1.0   0.060k
Chaos Chosen52/0/31.2-1.41.8   0.2   0.4-1.8   0.8   0.6-300k
Dark Elf32/0/11.3-2.01.3   1.3   0.3-1.3   0.3   0.0-153k
Dwarf21/0/11.5-1.51.0   0.5   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.595k
High Elf10/0/10.0-6.01.0   0.0   2.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-1420k
Necromantic Horror11/0/03.0-0.00.0   2.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-270k
Norse31/0/21.7-2.03.3   1.0   0.0-0.3   1.0   0.0-90k
Nurgle22/0/03.0-0.51.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.5135k
Orc31/0/21.0-2.00.3   1.3   0.0-0.7   1.3   0.3-667k
Shambling Undead31/0/21.0-2.00.7   0.3   1.7-1.7   0.7   0.0-197k
Skaven10/0/10.0-7.01.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.00k
Vampire11/0/03.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   0.0200k
Wood Elf11/0/01.0-0.02.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-110k
Total3015/1/141.5-1.81.4   0.8   0.5-1.3   0.7   0.3-183k