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Who Said Food
Roster [R] Halfling

Team that is home of the cursed jersey #5!

.....and yes, +MA on a tree for 1st skill, followed by Block = awesome! :)

Worn by the original coach's son (I Need Food!), this jersey has been nothing but an albatross on this team.
I Need Food! only played in a total of 5 games and scored a lonely MVP for 5 SPPs; never finally learning that first skill. Brutally murdered in only his 5th game, his father slowly went crazy (the owner caught on eventually, but not until after the coach kicked the original treeman off the team due to a single niggle!) and had to be replaced. Trying to remove the bad juju of jersey #5, many things were tried.... and none successful.
Any time the jersey becomes available, the 1st fling hopeful to arrive inevitably chose #5 as their number. Even after warning them, they will not change numbers; each one resolute to break the #5 curse.

When will the carnage end? When will stability finally come to Jersey #5? No one knows....

That XI is NOT a misprint. 47 games and 11 players have worn #5.
XI died while failing a dodge.
now XII.. 51 games, 12 players

Highest # of Games = I Need Food VII with 8 games played.
Highest SPPs = I need Food! II with 10 SPPs (Took diving tackle... and died)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
No Eating Allowed!
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Multiple Block, Guard, Block
   28 0 0 0 12 3 39/51 190k
(120+70)k
  
2
No Food 4 U!
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
+MA, Block, Pro, Tackle, Break Tackle
   49 0 0 0 40 4 100/176 260k
(120+140)k
  
3
Feed Me
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sure Feet, Sprint
 n 47 1 4 0 1 4 35/51 100k
(30+70)k
  
4
When's Dinner? IV
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
I Need Food! XII
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Lunchtime Yet? III
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
 -ag 20 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
7
Elevnsies? II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Second Supper VI
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
4th Meal IV
Halfling Hopeful
5 3 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, +AG
 m 15 1 2 0 0 3 22/31 120k
(0)k
  
10
Dessert V
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Time for Breakfast! III
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Never Full V
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   16 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
14
I love Buffets! II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet
 n 35 1 3 0 0 2 20/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
15
Food is My Friend II
Halfling Hopeful
6 3 4 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, +AG, Side Step, +MA
 -av 26 4 8 0 4 4 56/76 170k
(30+140)k
  
16
I Heart Food II
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   21 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Jxaing Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 6  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:50 (21/7/22) |TD Diff:-2 (60 - 62) |Cas Diff:-25 (64/35/17 - 81/41/19)
Last Opponent: Freaka
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen51/2/20.8-1.21.4   1.0   0.2-0.8   1.0   0.864k
Chaos Dwarf31/0/21.0-1.71.0   0.3   0.0-2.0   0.3   0.043k
Dark Elf21/0/11.0-0.51.5   0.0   0.5-1.5   1.0   0.050k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-40k
Halfling10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0270k
High Elf20/0/21.0-3.52.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   0.5   0.0-105k
Human20/1/10.5-1.51.0   0.5   0.5-1.5   1.5   0.540k
Lizardmen44/0/01.8-0.01.3   1.8   0.0-1.5   0.8   0.3150k
Necromantic Horror11/0/02.0-1.02.0   3.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.050k
Norse20/1/10.5-1.52.5   1.0   0.5-0.0   1.0   0.040k
Nurgle22/0/01.5-0.00.0   0.5   0.5-2.5   1.0   0.0175k
Ogre31/1/11.3-1.31.0   0.3   0.3-3.7   2.0   0.770k
Orc82/1/50.8-1.10.9   0.4   0.3-2.1   0.9   0.411k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   1.0-50k
Skaven63/0/31.5-1.71.5   0.5   0.8-0.7   1.2   0.587k
Vampire11/0/03.0-1.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.050k
Wood Elf64/1/11.8-1.01.2   0.8   0.3-0.3   0.0   0.5-8k
Total5021/7/221.2-1.21.3   0.7   0.3-1.6   0.8   0.450k