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Bledda Bale Hounds
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

<i><h3>Bale Hounds - a team of incompetence, skulduggery & jiggery pokery</h3></i>



<u>Some wise words from Bale Hounds head coach Roncloff:-</u>

<i>"Well, bloodbowl, is all about the two M's - movement & positioning"</i> (training session)

<i>"I never criticse refs & im not going to change a habit for that prat"</i> (post game interview)

<i>"One accusation you cant throw at this team is that they have always done their best"</i> (spike! magazine interview)

<i>"Our first 16 turns are the most important"</i> (prematch team talk)

<i>"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest"</i> (half time team talk)

<i>"We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match"</i> (post match interview)

<i>"It's the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result"</i> (half time interview)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dirk Darling
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(30)k
  
2
Fatty Arbuckle
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Sure Hands
   9 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 60k
(50)k
  
3
Baldrick
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   6 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(30)k
  
4
Blackadder
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle
   10 1 2 0 2 1 16/ 170k
(190)k
  
5
Hoffpiece
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   10 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 110k
(135)k
  
6
Hamlet
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   10 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Ron Vile
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
 m 10 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 110k
(0)k
  
8
Flashheart
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 130k
(148)k
  
9
Crnobog
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
10
Jericho
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
Mort De Sade
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   10 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 90k
(115)k
  
12
O.J Benny
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   7 1 2 1 0 0 9/ 60k
(50)k
  
13
Percy-Melvin
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 100k
(94)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: dynamo380 Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1270k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (3/2/5) |TD Diff:1 (9 - 8) |Cas Diff:-2 (11/2/4 - 12/5/2)
Last Opponent: Cribbleobbledie
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Orc30/1/20.0-1.00.7   0.0   0.0-1.7   0.7   0.07k
Chaos Chosen11/0/03.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-10k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/10.0-1.00.0   0.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.020k
Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.03.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.040k
Necromantic Horror10/0/10.0-1.02.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   0.0-50k
Norse21/1/02.0-0.51.0   0.5   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.020k
Shambling Undead10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.010k
Total103/2/50.9-0.81.1   0.2   0.4-1.2   0.5   0.27k