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Roster [L] High Elf

As the wars died out in the Southern Wastes slowly the massive armies disbanded. The mercenarys they hired struggled to find gainful employment. All the crossing guard jobs were taken and nobody had enough money worth protecting.

So a ragtag group of sell-swords of some slight skill sought other ways to eke out a living. A big nights drinking at a bar well known for being a hiring place for Blood Bowl mercenaries sparked the idea for creating a team of their own and trying to crack the big leagues (and to pay off the bar tab).

Will their battle hardened nerves withstand the pressure and intensity of life on the pitch or will they crack under the strain.

Time will tell.

The tale so far

Season XLVIII Conference 0/2/5

#16 Zorro (Dead (RIP))
#1 Al'Lan Mandragoran (Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)) Retired
#5 Porthos (Smashed Hip (-MA)) Retired
#7 Sir Lancelot (Dead (RIP))
#5 Porthos (Dead (RIP))
#91 Morg \'n\' Thorg (Dead (RIP))
#6 Cyrano de Bergerac (Dead (RIP))
#7 Sir Gawain (Broken Neck (-AG))
Plus 4 MNG, 11 BH

Season XLIX Regionals 4/1/2

#3 D'Artagnan (Fractured Skull (-AV)) Retired
#17 Sean Clumsytree (Dead (RIP))
#8 Sir Galahad (Dead (RIP))
Plus 4 MNG, 8 BH

What a difference a season makes :)

Season L 3/1/3 (2 by forfeit/filler)

Cas 16/4/0



Team logo kindly created by 'The Murker'
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gawyn Trakand
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step, Strip Ball
   25 6 5 1 2 4 47/51 160k
(100+60)k
  
2
Inigo Montoya
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Tackle, Dodge, Side Step
   46 4 5 0 13 4 65/76 190k
(100+90)k
  
3
D'Artagnan the 2nd
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Aramis
Catcher
8 3 5 7
Catch
Dodge, Block, +AG, Side Step, Leap
   43 13 29 0 5 5 135/176 210k
(90+120)k
  
5
Porthos the 3rd
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
8
Rodel Ituralde
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
   17 4 0 0 1 0 6/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
9
King Leonidas
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge, Side Step
 -av 30 1 2 0 6 4 39/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
10
Faramir
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Tackle, Block, Dodge
   33 4 0 0 8 4 40/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
11
Arthur Pandraeg
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge
   5 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
12
Richard Rahl
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
Mayamoto Mushashi
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Strong Arm, Leader
   18 21 1 0 0 1 29/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
16
Yellowbeard
Thrower
7 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
+MA, Dodge, Sure Hands
   27 34 2 0 2 1 49/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Bobs Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1850k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1850k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:51 (17/11/23) |TD Diff:-6 (83 - 89) |Cas Diff:-78 (37/23/11 - 90/40/19)
Last Opponent: Transfusion Time bb16
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen40/0/41.0-2.00.3   0.0   0.0-2.3   0.8   0.8-698k
Chaos Dwarf51/0/41.0-1.80.8   0.4   0.0-2.4   1.4   0.628k
Chaos Renegade21/0/13.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.5-2.5   1.0   0.045k
Dark Elf31/1/11.7-3.01.3   1.3   0.3-1.0   0.3   0.3-380k
Dwarf11/0/03.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   3.0-430k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.040k
Halfling21/1/02.5-2.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.5   0.0545k
High Elf31/0/22.0-2.71.7   0.3   0.0-2.0   0.7   0.33k
Human10/1/02.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-100k
Necromantic Horror21/0/12.0-1.00.5   2.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.5190k
Norse32/1/02.3-1.01.3   0.3   0.0-0.0   0.3   0.0500k
Nurgle32/0/11.3-1.30.0   0.7   0.0-1.3   0.3   0.0-83k
Orc61/2/31.2-2.00.7   0.7   0.2-1.7   2.0   0.0-238k
Shambling Undead20/1/10.5-1.50.5   0.0   0.5-2.0   0.0   1.025k
Skaven51/2/21.8-2.00.0   0.4   0.6-1.8   0.6   0.2-146k
Slann10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   0.0   0.0-930k
Tomb Kings42/1/11.5-1.00.5   0.3   0.3-2.5   0.8   0.898k
Underworld Denizens22/0/02.5-0.51.5   0.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.590k
Vampire10/0/11.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-270k
Total5117/11/231.6-1.70.7   0.5   0.2-1.8   0.8   0.4-82k