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The Great Gobbo says:

"Az der kwality o me toadz getz betta an betta, moar an moar gobboz wanna play Blud Bowl fer der Tide. Owevva gone arr der dayz wen yew kud jus show up an play (dat wuz last week) an so now I az sent deese ladz off ter Kislev ter see wot dey iz made of apart frum skwishy bitz.

Survive an yew mite get a shot at der big time! ROLL TIDE!"

Unfortunately the Kislev guard have taken a rather dim view of the 'Yoof Sekshun' and have published the following report:

"These 'Yoofs' are completely amoral, having never been subjected to right and wrong by their inattentive, uncaring and often absent parents.

The 'Yoof Sekshun' are part magpie, evidentially supported by their love of all things shiny, or 'Bling'.

They see their life as glamorous and cool.

The 'Yoof Sekshun' are for the most part extremely stupid. However, some of them render a form of low cunning, which can be misinterpreted as intelligence. However this is false. A 'Yoof' has no desire to better themself through honest means nor learn anything outside of cart modification.

All 'Yoofs' think that they are as hard as nails. Again, this is false. The 'Yoofs' attitude depends heavily on the number of team-mates backing him up. If he's on his own, he'll skulk along anonymously. In numbers, he'll challenge anyone to anything."
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Nerves Of Steel
  31 3 3 1 3 2 30/ 90k
(40+50)k
 
2
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
  33 1 0 1 1 2 15/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
3
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
4
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  22 1 1 0 2 1 13/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
5
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  13 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet
m 27 1 0 0 3 3 22/ 80k
(0)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet, Sprint
  15 0 1 0 3 2 19/ 80k
(40+40)k
 
9
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint
  33 27 5 0 2 4 66/ 140k
(40+100)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(0)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
  5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
12
Goblin
7 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, +AG
  19 2 3 0 4 2 29/ 110k
(40+70)k
 
13
Goblin
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, Catch, Side Step, Diving Catch
  32 8 11 0 1 3 58/ 130k
(40+90)k
 
14
Goblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Nerves Of Steel, +ST
  32 5 1 0 2 4 32/ 140k
(40+100)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  31 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Sure Feet
  33 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 80k
(40+40)k
 
13 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: The_Great_Gobbo Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1550k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 490k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (5/3/26) |TD Diff:-51 (34 - 85) |Cas Diff:-113 (26/8/4 - 105/38/8)
Last Opponent: Sabre Mountain Titans
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Necromantic Horror30/0/30.7-2.70.7   0.3   0.0-3.0   1.3   0.3-137k
Amazon11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.080k
Chaos Renegade20/0/21.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   1.5   0.0-235k
Dark Elf50/0/51.0-3.01.2   0.2   0.2-2.0   1.4   0.22k
Dwarf50/0/50.6-2.60.2   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.4   0.4-180k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-5.02.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0520k
Halfling11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0490k
Human30/0/30.3-3.00.3   0.3   0.0-3.3   0.0   0.3-37k
Ogre52/3/02.2-1.01.8   0.6   0.0-4.0   2.0   0.2110k
Orc40/0/40.5-2.00.3   0.0   0.0-1.8   0.5   0.3-15k
Skaven20/0/20.5-4.00.5   0.5   0.5-4.5   0.0   0.0170k
Slann10/0/10.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   2.0   0.0330k
Underworld Denizens11/0/02.0-1.00.0   1.0   1.0-3.0   2.0   0.0510k
Total345/3/261.0-2.50.8   0.2   0.1-3.1   1.1   0.226k