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Cheeky Darkies
Retired [L] Dark Elf

The lifestyle of a Dark Elf can be a grim one. All those killings, torture and orgies is a serious business... certainly not a place for fart jokes. Unfortunately even for the most fearsome and infamous of Dark Elf families, there's always one member who brings shame upon the ignoble family name. These silly fools, the jokers, the imbeciles, what can be done with them. Boil them in blood of course! However, one troupe of outcasts escaped such a fate. Hopped on board a ship and set sail for the drunken isle west of Albion. Great comics they may be, but competent navigators they are not. Eventually they found themselves upon barren shores. In a place inhabited by barbarians and woolly creatures. How could the Cheeky Darkies earn a living in a place like this? With their hijinks antics and crazy moves... there's always beer money to be earned playing Blood Bowl.

Trophy Cabinet
Crazy 8s Cup I - 1/5/15
Lambhurly Shield - 2/5/15 to 18/6/15 (lost it on the first defence)
Golden Millions Hoedown - 1/2/16
Mrs Smack's Sevens Smack - 22/11/17
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Pebbles Darknail
Witch Elf
7 4 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Leap, Strip Ball, +ST, Juggernaut
   21 2 19 0 6 1 76/ 250k
(110+140)k
  
2
Chucky Rakarth
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow
   22 1 7 0 9 1 45/ 170k
(100+70)k
  
3
Giggles Fellheart
Blitzer
6 3 5 8
Block
Dodge, +AG, Leap
 -ma 20 10 4 0 3 2 38/ 180k
(100+80)k
  
4
Scooter Do'Urden
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Strip Ball
   21 2 3 0 0 2 21/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
5
Paul "Niggler" H'Olmes
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block, Dodge
   22 0 3 0 0 5 34/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
6
Fats Indoril
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle
   21 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
7
Britches Qulul
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Goofy Doulkuvruk
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Hardcase Danoato
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
   21 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Gonzo Uviilnith
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Guard
   16 1 1 0 1 2 16/ 150k
(100+50)k
  
11
Topsy Uvenyoni
Lineman
6 4 4 8
+ST, Block
   21 1 3 0 2 2 24/ 140k
(70+70)k
  
12
Bongo Othren
Assassin
6 3 4 7
Shadowing, Stab
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
13
Yoyo Nilkirun
Lineman
6 3 4 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: ramchop Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1960k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 381k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (14/4/4) |TD Diff:19 (43 - 24) |Cas Diff:-8 (19/11/2 - 21/13/6)
Last Opponent: Flingers of Filth
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon22/0/02.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0140k
Lizardmen11/0/02.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-70k
Dwarf10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   1.0100k
Elven Union10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.00k
Goblin31/2/01.7-1.00.7   0.0   0.7-2.3   1.3   0.7207k
Halfling32/1/02.0-0.72.0   1.7   0.0-1.0   0.7   0.0453k
Human21/0/12.0-2.01.0   0.5   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.0185k
Norse11/0/02.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0100k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0220k
Orc11/0/02.0-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   1.0180k
Simyin11/0/03.0-0.00.0   2.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0190k
Skaven11/0/02.0-0.02.0   1.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.070k
Slann22/0/03.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.0   0.0-10k
Wood Elf21/1/02.0-1.51.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.570k
Total2214/4/42.0-1.10.9   0.5   0.1-1.0   0.6   0.3161k