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Maimami Vice
P [L] Shambling Undead



Detective's Chico Thuggs and Ron Ransom, of the Maimami Police Department's vice squad, work deep undercover as seedy undead Blood Bowlers trying to infiltrate and bring down the various criminal enterprises plaguing the Southern Wastes.

If you harbor killers, drug-infused stat boosters, or fashion terrorists, the Vice are already on your prehensile tail...



SWL Season Record
Trial of Blood LXI: 3/1/1
SWL LXI: 5/1/1 Big Daddy Cool Regional (1st)


SWL LXII: 2/0/5 High Street Dandies Conference (8th)
SWL LXIII: 3/4/0 Flippers Jonasson Regional (2nd)
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Longest winning streak: 5
Longest non-losing streak: 9
Longest losing streak: 5

Team Stats (game)
Biggest winning margin: 4 (Colour of Money)
Biggest losing margin: 2 (Malapropism Mania; Mexican Standoff)

Most TD's scored: 4 (Colour of Money)
Most TD's conceded: 3 (x4 teams)

Most casualties for: 7 (Tormendor Kings)
Most casualties against: 10 (Ogrepaid Ogresexed Ogrehere)

Most blocks for: 63 (Banner of the Black Stag)
Most blocks against: 65 (Madness Mountain Misery)

Most fouls for: 9 ([SWL] Jeagers)
Most fouls against: 5 (Ogrepaid Ogresexed Ogrehere)

Most SPP's for: 28 (Colour of Money)
Most SPP's against: 19 (Malapropism Mania)

Current Rivalries and Vendettas
❄︎❆❅White Fluffy Stuff❅❆❄︎ (0-1-0)
Bribery & Corruption (0-0-1)
Madness Mountain Misery (0-0-1)



Melon Medalists
Season LXI

Slam Melon

Season LXII

Duke Puke

Player Stats
TopName#
GamesGory Maim
Gory Beltman
Harry Shakledoom
Joe Puke
22
Completions (6)Shockovile Grundy
3
Touchdowns (37)Slam Melon
15
Interceptions (1)Shockovile Grundy
1
Casualties (45)Gory Beltman
12
Most Valuable Player (22)Slam Melon
Duke Puke
3
Star Player Points (319)Slam Melon
61
Passing (21)Jordan Slamway
7
Rushing (770)Slam Melon
253
Blocks (905)Gory Beltman
172
Fouls (54)Duke Puke
41
Scoring ThrowerShockovile Grundy
3
Blocking ThrowerJordan Slamway
Shockovile Grundy
Biff Glaiven
1
Blocking ScorerChico Thuggs
4
TripleJordan Slamway
Shockovile Grundy
Biff Glaiven
1
All-rounderShockovile Grundy
1
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Chico Thuggs
Wight Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
+MA, Jump Up, Tackle
   32 1 6 0 6 2 41/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
3
Gory Maim
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard, Stand Firm, Grab
   33 0 0 0 12 2 34/51 180k
(120+60)k
  
4
Gory Beltman
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Guard, Grab, Stand Firm
   33 0 0 0 15 2 40/51 180k
(120+60)k
  
6
Max Deadrom
Ghoul Runner
7 3 4 7
Dodge
Block, +AG
   19 4 3 0 2 1 22/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
7
Italics Beat'em
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   4 1 0 1 0 0 3/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Harry Shakledoom
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Kick
   33 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Heaven Narwhal
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block
   21 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
Joe Puke
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   32 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Pal Grundy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard
   21 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13
Shockovile Grundy
Ghoul Runner
7 4 3 7
Dodge
+ST, Block, Frenzy, Tackle
   28 3 10 1 2 4 59/76 180k
(70+110)k
  
14
Slave Blister
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
   15 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
16
Bony Miskellie
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
   6 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Karnov Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1540k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1540k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:33 (13/7/13) |TD Diff:-3 (47 - 50) |Cas Diff:-2 (39/25/7 - 35/21/17)
Last Opponent: Billabong Bunyips
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon10/1/00.0-0.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.050k
Chaos Chosen11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.030k
Chaos Dwarf10/0/11.0-3.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   1.0-600k
Chaos Renegade11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   1.0-60k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-2.02.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0280k
Elven Union10/0/12.0-3.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-210k
Goblin21/0/13.0-1.52.5   1.5   0.5-0.5   0.5   0.030k
High Elf73/2/21.7-1.91.1   1.4   0.1-0.1   0.6   0.0-130k
Human22/0/02.0-0.52.5   1.0   0.0-1.5   1.0   0.0-205k
Lizardmen20/0/20.0-3.00.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   1.5   1.5-220k
Necromantic Horror10/0/11.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   0.0   1.0-740k
Norse31/1/11.3-1.30.7   0.3   0.0-1.0   0.3   0.030k
Nurgle20/1/10.5-1.01.5   0.5   0.0-1.5   0.5   1.5-310k
Ogre11/0/01.0-0.01.0   0.0   1.0-3.0   5.0   2.0-370k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.01.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   1.0-110k
Slann10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0240k
Tomb Kings31/0/21.3-1.70.7   0.7   0.3-2.7   1.0   1.3-167k
Underworld Denizens11/0/02.0-1.01.0   1.0   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.0430k
Vampire11/0/03.0-1.00.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0230k
Total3313/7/131.4-1.51.2   0.8   0.2-1.1   0.6   0.5-108k