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Cult of Monroe
P [L] Amazon


Chieftess:
Helabucha The Wise

Head Coach:
Wozzaa

Goddess:
Maralyn Monroe

Team Colours:
White


Members of:
DIBBL Invaders




Cult of Monroe
Deep in the forests of Southern Lustria, a scouting party of fierce Amazonian warriors come across a previously undiscovered temple.
The group move in fearlessly, despite knowing the risks; traps left by the ancient Slann and wild creatures who might call such places home. They move deeper into the temple, heading downwards into the dark.

Suddenly, a flicker of light freezes the Amazons. They move tentatively to the source of the light. A rectangular box with a large light flickering in the middle. It is making a crackling sound and grey and white lines move from the bottom to the top.

Xenosa, the leader, moves towards the box and taps it with her stick....
I want to be loved by you, just you,
And nobody else but you,
I want to be loved by you, alone!
Boop-boop-a-doop!

The screen clears up, and beautiful figure replaces the lines. The group immediately drop to their hands and knees, heads bowed. They know this voluptuous figure must be a Goddess.

Thus the Cult of Monroe was born, and shortly after the elders agreed the best way to honour their deity was to get on the big screen. This led to Blood Bowl - the greatest spectator sport in all of the world. And what better place to play than the SWL - the greatest league in all of the world.
The team took on names of Monroe characters, and wear white to honour their Goddess on the pitch.


Seasons
SWL LXVII: Not enough penetration from the ladies, too many draws led to a pretty average mid table finish. Some how gained promotion. Congratulations to Cherie for winning the Bronze Heart

SWL LXVIII: The cult had a once in a lifetime (probably) season. Nuffle saw to it that they had the dice when they needed it. In a potential mismatch verses Choas Dwarfs, Nuffle made them MIA. The powers that be handed the victory to the Cult, who were lined up on the field awaiting pain, injury and probably death. In the final game, Nuffle bestowed upon the Zons Dwarfish armour that was completely impenetrable, leaving the Horrors of Skye little hope of penetrating the Cults defense.

SWL LXVIII Prem Playoff : The Cult were unable to penetrate the Thunderbeards defense and miss out on a chance to play with the elite in the Premiership.

SWL LXIV: Finished a respectable 3rd in a very strong group. Final record 4/0/3. The cult need to learn to beat the ol' bashers to stand any chance of making prem. MORE GUARD!

In a shock move, Coach Wozzaa decided to release the Cult from SWL. Their crowning glory was Vicky Parker making the SWL All Star Team (ahead of any of ramchops norse). An amazing end to a short, but awesome SWL career.

The Cult will be seen again in these parts.
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Progression: Standard
#NamePositionMaStAgAvSkillsInjGCpTdItCsvpSpCostOp
1Sugar KaneKoka Kalim Blitzer6337Block, Dodge 200000090k (90+0k) 
2The Girl IIKoka Kalim Blitzer6337Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow 18000121290k (90+20k) 
3Ellen ArdenKoka Kalim Blitzer6337Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Side Step 300002025090k (90+70k) 
4Roslyn Taber IIKoka Kalim Blitzer6337Block, Dodge 000000090k (90+0k) 
5Amanda DellTribal Linewoman6437Dodge, +ST, Guard, Diving Tackle, Block 30020485450k (50+130k) 
6 ChérieTribal Linewoman6337Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle 29230401950k (50+40k) 
7 Vicky ParkerTribal Linewoman6347Dodge, Block, +AG, Kick-Off Return, Sure Hands, Kick 2814160148450k (50+120k) 
8Evie IIIITribal Linewoman6337Dodge 300000050k (50+0k) 
10Rose LoomisTribal Linewoman6337Dodge, Guard, Block 30010031850k (50+50k) 
11Joyce Mannering IIIITribal Linewoman6337Dodge 300000050k (50+0k) 
12Lorelei LeePiranha Warrior Catcher6337Dodge, Catch, Guard, Blockn21020132370k (70+50k) 
13Peggy Martin IITribal Linewoman6337Dodge 900001550k (50+0k) 
14Angela Phinlay IITribal Linewoman6337Dodge 800000050k (50+0k) 
15Marilyn MonroeTribal Linewoman6337Dodge 400000050k (50+0k) 
14 players  
Coach:Wozzaa Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Amazon Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:1650k Assistant Coaches:1  
Treasury:120000 Cheerleaders:1  
Tournament Weight:1650k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:30 (13/8/9) |TD Diff:5 (36 - 31) |Cas Diff:-1 (37/22/6 - 36/21/9)
Last Opponent: Morgenstern Wranglers
Opponent#RecordTDCasTRStr
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/0/11.0-2.04.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-43-52
Chaos Renegades21/0/11.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-2.5   1.0   0.5-15-43
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-28-74
Elven Union22/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.01539
Goblin21/1/01.0-0.51.0   1.5   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.0-33-103
High Elf22/0/02.0-0.51.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-9-30
Human10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-29-34
Khemri Tomb Kings21/1/00.5-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.5-1-21
Lizardman20/1/10.5-1.50.0   1.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.5-5-19
Necromantic Horror43/1/01.5-0.31.0   0.5   0.3-1.5   0.5   0.8-70-53
Norse20/1/11.0-1.50.5   2.0   0.5-2.0   1.5   1.0-41-42
Nurgle10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   1.0-48-143
Orc10/1/01.0-1.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.074
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-28-50
Simyin10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.02610
Skaven31/1/11.3-1.31.7   1.3   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.0-11-25
Underworld Denizens11/0/02.0-1.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-20-71
Vampire10/1/01.0-1.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-2-18
Total3013/8/91.2-1.01.2   0.7   0.2-1.2   0.7   0.3-22-38