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Cult of Monroe
P [L] Amazon


Chieftess:
Helabucha The Wise

Head Coach:
Wozzaa

Goddess:
Maralyn Monroe

Team Colours:
White


Members of:
DIBBL Invaders




Cult of Monroe
Deep in the forests of Southern Lustria, a scouting party of fierce Amazonian warriors come across a previously undiscovered temple.
The group move in fearlessly, despite knowing the risks; traps left by the ancient Slann and wild creatures who might call such places home. They move deeper into the temple, heading downwards into the dark.

Suddenly, a flicker of light freezes the Amazons. They move tentatively to the source of the light. A rectangular box with a large light flickering in the middle. It is making a crackling sound and grey and white lines move from the bottom to the top.

Xenosa, the leader, moves towards the box and taps it with her stick....
I want to be loved by you, just you,
And nobody else but you,
I want to be loved by you, alone!
Boop-boop-a-doop!

The screen clears up, and beautiful figure replaces the lines. The group immediately drop to their hands and knees, heads bowed. They know this voluptuous figure must be a Goddess.

Thus the Cult of Monroe was born, and shortly after the elders agreed the best way to honour their deity was to get on the big screen. This led to Blood Bowl - the greatest spectator sport in all of the world. And what better place to play than the SWL - the greatest league in all of the world.
The team took on names of Monroe characters, and wear white to honour their Goddess on the pitch.


Seasons
SWL LXVII: Not enough penetration from the ladies, too many draws led to a pretty average mid table finish. Some how gained promotion. Congratulations to Cherie for winning the Bronze Heart

SWL LXVIII: The cult had a once in a lifetime (probably) season. Nuffle saw to it that they had the dice when they needed it. In a potential mismatch verses Choas Dwarfs, Nuffle made them MIA. The powers that be handed the victory to the Cult, who were lined up on the field awaiting pain, injury and probably death. In the final game, Nuffle bestowed upon the Zons Dwarfish armour that was completely impenetrable, leaving the Horrors of Skye little hope of penetrating the Cults defense.

SWL LXVIII Prem Playoff : The Cult were unable to penetrate the Thunderbeards defense and miss out on a chance to play with the elite in the Premiership.

SWL LXIV: Finished a respectable 3rd in a very strong group. Final record 4/0/3. The cult need to learn to beat the ol' bashers to stand any chance of making prem. MORE GUARD!

In a shock move, Coach Wozzaa decided to release the Cult from SWL. Their crowning glory was Vicky Parker making the SWL All Star Team (ahead of any of ramchops norse). An amazing end to a short, but awesome SWL career.

The SWL collapsed one season after the Cult left. Were they involved somehow.? Did they smuggle gold from the Southern Wastes back to Lustria?

After the collapse of SWL and the Cult's mysterious disappearance, they reappeared on the Isle of Misfits.
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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Sugar KaneKoka Kalim Blitzer6337Block, Dodge 500001590k (90+0k) 
2The Girl IIKoka Kalim Blitzer6337Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow 22000121290k (90+20k) 
3Ellen Arden IIIKoka Kalim Blitzer6337Block, Dodge 200001590k (90+0k) 
4Sugar Kane IIKoka Kalim Blitzer6337Block, Dodge 200000090k (90+0k) 
5Amanda DellTribal Linewoman5437Dodge, +ST, Guard, Diving Tackle, Block-ma33020585650k (50+130k) 
6 ChérieTribal Linewoman6337Dodge, Wrestle, Tackle 33230502150k (50+40k) 
7 Vicky ParkerTribal Linewoman6347Dodge, Block, +AG, Kick-Off Return, Sure Hands, Kick 3215180149150k (50+120k) 
8Evie IIIITribal Linewoman6337Dodge 700000050k (50+0k) 
9Roslyn Taber IIITribal Linewoman6337Dodge 000000050k (50+0k) 
10Rose LoomisTribal Linewoman6337Dodge, Guard, Block 34010031850k (50+50k) 
11Joyce Mannering IIIITribal Linewoman6337Dodge 600000050k (50+0k) 
12Lorelei LeePiranha Warrior Catcher6337Catch, Dodge, Guard, Blockn25020132370k (70+50k) 
13Peggy Martin IITribal Linewoman6337Dodge, Block 13000021050k (50+20k) 
14Angela Phinlay IITribal Linewoman6337Dodge 1200010250k (50+0k) 
14 players  
Coach:Wozzaa Re-Rolls (100k):3  
Race:Amazon Fan Factor:10  
Team Value:1610k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:130000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1610k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:34 (15/9/10) |TD Diff:5 (39 - 34) |Cas Diff:-6 (40/23/7 - 40/26/10)
Last Opponent: Kosmicheskaya programma
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/0/11.0-2.04.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-430k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/01.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-180k
Chaos Renegades21/0/11.5-1.00.5   0.0   0.5-2.5   1.0   0.5-145k
Dark Elf10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-520k
Dwarf10/0/10.0-2.02.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-280k
Elven Union22/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.5   0.5-0.0   0.0   0.0150k
Goblin21/1/01.0-0.51.0   1.5   0.0-2.5   1.0   0.0-325k
High Elf22/0/02.0-0.51.5   0.0   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-85k
Human10/0/12.0-3.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-290k
Khemri Tomb Kings21/1/00.5-0.01.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.5   0.5-5k
Lizardman20/1/10.5-1.50.0   1.5   0.0-0.5   1.0   0.5-50k
Necromantic Horror43/1/01.5-0.31.0   0.5   0.3-1.5   0.5   0.8-698k
Norse20/1/11.0-1.50.5   2.0   0.5-2.0   1.5   1.0-410k
Nurgle10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   1.0-480k
Orc31/1/10.7-1.00.7   0.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.3-123k
Shambling Undead11/0/02.0-0.00.0   1.0   1.0-2.0   0.0   0.0-280k
Simyin10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.0260k
Skaven31/1/11.3-1.31.7   1.3   0.3-1.3   0.7   0.0-113k
Underworld Denizens11/0/02.0-1.03.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-200k
Vampire10/1/01.0-1.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-20k
Total3415/9/101.1-1.01.2   0.7   0.2-1.2   0.8   0.3-225k