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Wherethefarckarewe
Retired [X2] Pygmy

Living in the sea of grass near the sacred and immense "your finger you fool" mountain (a massive 5'4" above sea level) this tribe is barely known outside the confines of their camp, which is any patch of shade they can find.

The long and involved story of how they were persuaded to play Blood Bowl is only slightly less popular in their monosyllabic tongue than the noise made by a lion with a pygmy caught in its throat.

There are only two things dangerous about these little chaps, the smell and the high risk of falling over one.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Carny O'Saur
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
Block, Guard
   12 0 1 0 7 0 17/ 180k
(142)k
  
3
Aggra Vation
Jaguar Warrior
6 2 3 6
Claw, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty
Dodge
 n 11 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 100k
(123)k
  
5
Diminutive
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 m 12 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 65k
(0)k
  
6
ShortAss
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
 n 11 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(67)k
  
7
Vertically Challenged
Pygmy
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
Tackle, +MA
   11 2 0 0 2 3 21/ 95k
(148)k
  
8
Dolly Did It!
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(80)k
  
9
Hare Krishna
Eagle Warrior
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dodge
   5 1 1 0 2 1 13/ 80k
(138)k
  
10
Horace
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   12 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 65k
(120)k
  
11
McFly
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   12 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 65k
(120)k
  
12
Eat This!
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(80)k
  
13
Two Dogs Two
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(80)k
  
15
Eat Excreta
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(80)k
  
16
The Gimp
Alligator Warrior
4 2 2 8
Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Elan Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Pygmy Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1110k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (3/3/6) |TD Diff:-6 (10 - 16) |Cas Diff:-14 (16/11/12 - 29/15/9)
Last Opponent: Glitter Gals
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Pygmy10/1/01.0-1.01.0   2.0   2.0-2.0   1.0   0.00k
Albion Fae10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-380k
Chaos Halfling30/1/20.3-1.72.0   0.3   1.3-2.7   1.7   1.063k
Goblin11/0/02.0-1.02.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   0.050k
Goblin Cheaters10/0/10.0-3.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0180k
Nurglings10/1/01.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   1.0   1.0-60k
Snotling10/0/11.0-2.01.0   3.0   0.0-2.0   3.0   0.0200k
Squig Herders11/0/01.0-0.01.0   2.0   1.0-3.0   1.0   1.0230k
Strigoyan21/0/11.5-1.01.5   1.0   2.0-2.0   1.0   1.5175k
Total123/3/60.8-1.31.3   0.9   1.0-2.4   1.3   0.863k