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Whaka Warpfire
P [L] Skaven

Somehow blundered their way through S12 of DIBBL. Completely out of their depth and should perhaps put more effort into sincere acknowledgement of Nuffle. Things, as they say, can only get better...






SeasonPlayer Matches
DIBBL12Kilayox Quirrel
22

Warpfire fans keen to remain optimistic despite the constant defeats:
"You only scored four,
you only scored four,
you're nothing special,
you only scored four"

When a player gets injured (Monty Python's Always look on the bright side of life):
"Do you want to use our apo-thecary?
We don't, we don't
he generally makes thing worse!"






PlayerOpponentCause of Death
TukchaquolAnimated ViolenceDied preseason at the hands of the team's own apothecary
ApothecaryWhaka WarpfireSacrified to Nuffle for incompetence
IschihaskHauraki HorrorsClassic Blood Bowl killing
BlienchivossBonesfield BakersToo painful to recount
Kit-kiBonesfield BakersBloody Apothecary again!



OpponentScore
Blackwater Sting1-3
Hauraki Horrors1-2
Old 'Murican Gods0-2
Transfusion Time - Shield Game1-4
Mountain Gorillas1-2
Bonesfield Bakers0-2


OpponentScore
High Elvis0-2
Old 'Murican Gods0-2
death on the wind0-2
Blackwater Sting1-2
Bonesfield Bakers1-2
Back Alley Burglars2-3
Crouching Saurus Hidden Skink1-3
Skull Hawky2-1


OpponentScore
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Neth'vrink
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Mighty Blow, +AG, Guard
 -ma 26 0 0 0 3 5 31/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
2
Kilayox Quirrel
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow, Guard
   26 0 2 0 2 4 30/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
3
Gnawquolskirsmeis
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Wrestle
   15 2 4 0 0 2 24/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Xuk Mourntail
Gutter Runner
9 2 5 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+AG
   3 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 120k
(80+40)k
  
5
Skeetckukibaz
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 6
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Wrestle, Block
 -av 26 1 4 0 1 3 30/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
6
Visktre'tik
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Horns, Side Step
   27 4 5 0 1 4 41/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
7
Ckuk'azar
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, +AG
 -ag 22 24 0 0 0 1 29/31 130k
(70+60)k
  
8
Dwell'chi
Lineman
7 3 3 7   13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Tikchitki
Lineman
6 3 2 7
Guard
 n, -ma, -ag 26 1 0 0 1 1 8/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
10
Meisnagaratkek
Lineman
7 3 3 7   17 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Queeat
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Kick
 n, m 26 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(0)k
  
13
Tacin
Lineman
7 3 3 7 m 9 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(0)k
  
14
Qhuch Pridespire
Lineman
7 3 3 7 m 6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(0)k
  
15
Throt the Unclean
Thrower
7 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
16
Flemsnee
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Frenzy, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
Juggernaut, Stand Firm
   19 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 190k
(150+40)k
  
12 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: TK3179 Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1710k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1880k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:29 (2/1/26) |TD Diff:-40 (23 - 63) |Cas Diff:-76 (16/6/5 - 64/33/6)
Last Opponent: pdarbs wild host
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Chaos Chosen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   3.0   0.0-50k
Chaos Dwarf11/0/02.0-1.00.0   0.0   2.0-0.0   0.0   0.0-460k
Daemons of Khorne20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-1.5   0.5   0.0-10k
Dark Elf20/0/21.0-2.50.5   0.0   0.0-3.5   1.0   0.0-215k
High Elf10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   1.0-0.0   1.0   0.0-120k
Human10/0/10.0-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-5.0   2.0   0.0230k
Lizardmen31/0/21.3-2.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.3   1.3   0.0-340k
Necromantic Horror20/1/11.0-1.50.0   0.5   0.5-2.5   0.0   1.0-125k
Norse20/0/20.0-2.00.0   0.0   0.5-3.5   2.0   0.0-390k
Nurgle10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-2.0   0.0   0.0110k
Ogre20/0/21.5-2.52.5   0.0   0.0-2.5   1.5   0.0-770k
Shambling Undead20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-3.0   0.5   1.0-410k
Simyin20/0/20.5-2.00.0   0.5   0.0-4.5   2.0   0.0-445k
Skaven10/0/11.0-4.00.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.070k
Slann20/0/21.0-2.51.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   1.0   0.0-550k
Tomb Kings20/0/20.5-2.00.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   1.0   1.0-75k
Underworld Denizens10/0/11.0-2.00.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   2.0   0.0-200k
Vampire10/0/11.0-4.00.0   2.0   0.0-3.0   2.0   0.0-1130k
Total292/1/260.8-2.20.6   0.2   0.2-2.2   1.1   0.2-295k