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Pastrami Posers
Roster [R] Halfling

"OK, I GOT IT, THEY ARE CLEARLY POSERS... BUT WHY PASTRAMI?"

Pastrami is glorious, that first bite of a warm pastrami sandwich on freshly baked rye. That moist, tender meat topped with spicy mustard is enough to make almost anyone swoon.

If we are going by the dictionary definition then Pastrami is "strongly seasoned smoked beef”.

Pastrami can be made from beef, mutton, even turkey. The more well-known, classic pastrami is usually made from beef, usually a large flat piece of brisket ideally from the navel end.

Pastrami is good any time, day or night. When the appetite strikes, you must feed it.

BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO ASK YOURSELF...



SPECIAL CAMEOS:

1 Match played in Bar Brawl LIII

1 Match played in FUMBBL CUP XVIII

1 Match played in GLT XV: Stunty Qualifier

1 Match played in XFL XIV Halfling
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Doomsday Broccoli Bob
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, +MA, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Grab, Block
   71 0 0 0 40 20 Legend
180
 260k
(120+140)k
  
2
Odan Mighty Zucchini
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Grab, Block, Break Tackle, Multiple Block, Juggernaut
   104 0 0 1 60 27 Legend
257
 250k
(120+130)k
  
3
Pork Chop Pemberton
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   28 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Sammy Sugar Cloud
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
5
Phil Magic Marmelade
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   15 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Fatty Mcbelly
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Rupert Iron Pie
Halfling Hefty
5 2 5 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
+AG, Sure Feet, +AG, Pass, Sure Hands
   31 4 7 0 0 14 95/176 200k
(50+150)k
  
8
Sergio Sad Spaghetti
Halfling Hefty
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Fend, Stunty
Leader
   18 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Manny Marmelade Toast
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle, +AG
   21 0 2 0 4 1 19/31 100k
(30+70)k
  
10
Crunchy Bread Bernard
Halfling Catcher
5 2 3 6
Catch, Dodge, Right Stuff, Sprint, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Red Hot Chili Percifal
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   27 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Kenny Ketchup
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
   85 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 80k
(30+50)k
  
14
Fasto McFried
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Roastbeaf Rodney
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Hot Meatball Herry
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Fanky Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1500k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:105 (24/31/50) |TD Diff:-52 (87 - 139) |Cas Diff:-51 (145/88/35 - 240/52/27)
Last Opponent: Death Bulls
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Amazon30/1/20.3-1.30.7   1.7   0.0-3.0   0.0   0.3-180k
Chaos Chosen73/0/40.7-1.11.6   1.0   0.3-2.0   0.3   0.0-219k
Chaos Dwarf81/2/50.4-1.91.1   0.6   0.1-2.4   0.8   0.3-15k
Chaos Renegade82/2/40.6-1.12.3   0.8   0.4-2.4   0.5   0.1-63k
Dark Elf41/0/30.8-1.81.3   0.5   0.5-2.8   0.0   0.3-115k
Dwarf42/1/11.3-0.81.0   0.8   0.3-3.5   0.5   0.8-323k
Elven Union10/1/01.0-1.03.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-40k
Goblin42/1/11.5-1.02.0   1.3   0.0-2.0   0.8   0.0-363k
Halfling61/3/20.7-1.01.8   0.5   0.2-2.0   0.3   0.712k
High Elf20/0/20.5-1.50.5   1.5   0.0-0.5   0.0   0.0-370k
Human81/4/30.9-1.11.4   0.9   0.4-2.5   0.4   0.5-215k
Lizardmen30/1/20.3-1.31.7   0.3   0.0-1.7   0.7   0.7-110k
Necromantic Horror21/0/11.0-1.00.5   0.0   0.0-2.0   0.5   0.030k
Norse82/1/50.5-1.81.0   0.4   0.9-3.4   0.6   0.528k
Nurgle30/1/20.3-1.30.3   1.7   1.7-1.3   0.3   0.0-93k
Ogre20/2/01.0-1.01.5   2.5   0.0-3.0   1.0   0.0-25k
Orc124/5/31.3-1.10.7   0.3   0.1-1.5   0.9   0.2-171k
Shambling Undead10/1/01.0-1.02.0   0.0   0.0-4.0   1.0   2.0100k
Skaven51/2/21.2-1.41.0   1.6   0.8-2.6   0.8   0.2-28k
Slann11/0/01.0-0.01.0   1.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Tomb Kings20/1/11.0-1.50.5   0.5   1.0-4.0   0.5   0.0-155k
Underworld Denizens20/0/20.0-1.52.0   0.5   0.0-4.0   0.5   0.0-5k
Vampire42/1/11.3-1.32.8   1.5   0.8-1.3   0.0   0.0-38k
Wood Elf50/1/41.0-2.42.4   1.6   0.0-1.8   0.2   0.0-226k
Total10524/31/500.8-1.31.4   0.8   0.3-2.3   0.5   0.3-118k