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Uncle C and the Useless Circus
Roster [L] Bretonnian

Uncle Chuckles and the Dismal Circus are going on tour! With fabulous new acts to amaze and delight! Marvel in sheer delight at our startling new attractions:-

Incompetence!

Despair!

Unfathomable ineptitude!

Mangled French people!

A level of coaching acumen that would embarrass most whelks!

And MUCH! MUCH! MORE!

Because it never ends! The Circus is in town for you for ONE NIGHT ONLY! But for the clowns it's forever! Everything hurts! We have no money! Uncle Chuckles tried to make wine out of his own giant floppy shoes! It tasted like Uncle Chuckles's giant floppy shoes! We drank it anyway! It made us hurt slightly less! Then it made us hurt a lot more! Send help! This is forever! Come on down and see the show! Please! I will beg! I have no pride left! A skink tore my entire face off once! Come on down to the Circus Of Blood Bowl! Spend lots of money! I can still hear how Uncle Chuckles's giant floppy shoes tastes! Our suffering is total and endless and we cannot scream and only laugh and implore you, implore you, over and over again to

COME

ON

DOWN!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Uncle Chuckles
Blitzers
7 3 3 8
Block, Catch, Dauntless
Tackle, Mighty Blow
   4 1 0 0 3 2 17/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
2
Also Uncle Chuckles
Blitzers
7 3 2 8
Block, Catch, Dauntless
 -ag 3 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Might Be Uncle Chuckles
Yeomen
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   4 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Potentially Uncle Chuckles
Yeomen
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
Diving Tackle
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
5
Uncle Chuckles In A Hat
Yeomen
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
Guard
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
Uncle Chuckles In Another Hat
Yeomen
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Guest Starring Uncle Chuckles
Linemen
6 3 2 7
Fend
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Uncle Chuckles
Linemen
6 3 2 7
Fend
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Could Still Be Uncle Chuckles
Linemen
6 3 2 7
Fend
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
That's Never Uncle Chuckles
Linemen
6 3 2 7
Fend
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
We Didn't Clone Uncle Chuckles
Linemen
6 3 2 7
Fend
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
You Can't Prove We Cloned Uncle Chuckles
Linemen
6 3 2 7
Fend
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
I Can't Believe It's Not Uncle Chuckles
Linemen
6 3 1 7
Fend
 -ag 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Uncle Chuckles' Other Twin Brother
Blitzers
7 3 3 8
Block, Catch, Dauntless
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Rocket3 Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Bretonnian Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 1260k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:4 (1/0/3) |TD Diff:-4 (1 - 5) |Cas Diff:3 (7/2/1 - 4/3/0)
Last Opponent: [L] Lokomotiv Leap
Opponent#RecordTDCasTV
 W/D/LAvgAvgAvg diff
Halfling11/0/01.0-0.04.0   0.0   0.0-0.0   1.0   0.0300k
Dark Elf10/0/10.0-1.01.0   0.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.0-240k
Lizardmen10/0/10.0-2.00.0   0.0   1.0-2.0   2.0   0.00k
Slann10/0/10.0-2.02.0   2.0   0.0-1.0   0.0   0.030k
Total41/0/30.3-1.31.8   0.5   0.3-1.0   0.8   0.023k