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Aethyric Humours
P [L] Elemental - Air (CIBBL)

Nickname: Humours
Location: The Ether
Stadium: On tour...
Surface: Hard and unforgiving

Colours: Mainly colourless
Sponsor: University of H'ul
Rivals: tbc





Many years ago, wizards, sorcerers and druids played Blood Bowl but games quickly degenerated into battles of magic with little regard for the rules (or result) of the game. Subsequently all sorcerers were banned from stepping onto the hallowed grounds of a Blood Bowl pitch. This meant that for years wizards only taste of Blood Bowl action was the illegal, though still fairly common, casting of all manner of spells from the side-lines; manipulating the weather, turning players in to toads etc. They quickly tired of acting as mere mercenaries for hire and searched for a way to get back to being more directly involved.

After many years of arcane research the long lost art of elemental summoning was rediscovered. The wizards would play Blood Bowl by proxy! They were not breaking the rules put in place to ban them - the wizards would never step foot on the pitch! There was also the added bonus that they would no longer need to risk their own lives on the pitch as they once did.

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In the dustiest corner of the most obscure of the colleges of magic, the University of H'ul, a group of soon to be expelled apprentice wizards have banded together and formed a Blood Bowl team, the Aethyric Humours. What they lack in skill they tend not to make up for in effort; They are too often out the night before a game in the local taverns. Still, at least they tend to show up, well most of them. Although the team tends to be short a few players and some minor local breezes have to be co-opted into the team to make up the numbers.

How long will these student sorcerers manage to keep their CIBBL franchise going? How did they even get one in the first place?* How many changing rooms will be flooded or set on fire or flooded and inexplicably also set on fire? What's certain is they won't do very well and bookies have already stopped taking bets on them being demoted from the Pit in their first season...

*Rumours abound of a high ranked uncle in the CIBBL leadership.




Y8, Spring - Deep Caverns
0-1 Angry Hungry Hairy Chewers
5-0 Crookback Mountain Ragers
X-X Squill's Squig Pitt
X-X Karak Azog Outlaws
X-X Dreadpeak's Delusionals

Year 8 - Winter "Friendlies"
2-1 Nordlig Savage Jaws
1-1 Towering Titans of Tartarox
3-1 Yennla Eternals
5-2 Clan Toko
1-0 Beasts of Crimson Keep
SPP net gain: 88

Year 7 - Autumn: The Pit
1-2 Scrapheap Scrappers
2-1 Blood Mountain Minos
2-0 Patala-loka Guardians
1-2 Corpse Run Nightmares
1-2 Crystal Mere Mystics
2-1 Spitepeak Sabotage
3-0 Eicheschatten Swan Riders
Final Position 4/8


TEAM ACHIEVEMENTS

- 5-0 victory against the Crookback Mountain Ragers.


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*** Did you know...
Paul Weakfire - Paul was kidnapped from the ethereal plane to make up the numbers for the Humours second ever game. Upon seeing the size of the minotaurs he was being asked to take on he committed suicide in the opening minutes.

Did you know that an air elemental can be turned into a zombie? No? Neither did the head coach of the Humours until Khamsin's non existent body was reanimated to play for the Scrapheap Scrappers in their first ever game.

Bio template based on one by Balle2000.


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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1WilliwawIncarnate Elemental of Air6538Pass, Leap, Hail Mary Pass, Very Long Legs, Loner 1000015150k (150+0k) 
2SavandurgaEarth Elemental4339Stand Firm 1200001560k (60+0k) 
3SgiriyaEarth Elemental4339Stand Firm, Block, Guardm14000611760k (0k) 
4IguazuWater Elemental6338Side Step 210000160k (60+0k) 
5GoktaWater Elemental6338Side Step, Guard, Dodge 15210221960k (60+50k) 
6 Mauna LoaFire Elemental6338Frenzy, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodgem150202315760k (0k) 
8MistralAir Elemental7337Very Long Legs, Leap, Diving Catch, Block, Dodge 13260202460k (60+40k) 
9BiseAir Elemental6337Very Long Legs, Leap, Diving Catch, Dodge-ma1112000760k (60+20k) 
10BoraAir Elemental7337Very Long Legs, Leap, Diving Catch, Dodge 8120111460k (60+20k) 
11 PamperoAir Elemental7337Very Long Legs, Leap, Diving Catch, Wrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball 15460503260k (60+60k) 
12 HarmattanAir Elemental7337Very Long Legs, Leap, Diving Catch, Block, Kick, Dodge 15550313160k (60+60k) 
14BrickfielderAir Elemental7337Very Long Legs, Leap, Diving Catch 400000060k (60+0k) 
15XlokkAir Elemental7337Very Long Legs, Leap, Diving Catch, Dodge 401001860k (60+20k) 
16KrakatoaFire Elemental6338Frenzy, Block, Dodge 11000421860k (60+40k) 
12 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: snorkelwanted Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elemental - Air (CIBBL) Fan Factor: 6  
Team Value: 1380k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1620k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (9/1/5) |TD Diff:14 (30 - 16) |Cas Diff:17 (35/10/8 - 20/13/3)
Last Opponent: Squill's Squig Pitt