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Minutes or Centuries
P [L] Chaos Dwarf


Location: Southern Wastes
Nickname: The Clocks
Stadium: Artifice Arena
Surface: Gears

Colors: Metallic
Sponsor: pSyeiko
Rivals: Amateur Professionals
(You know what you did...)



TEAM BIO

Much like their myriad of miraculous manufactured mechanisms, will the players implode after a few minutes on the pitch, or will they live to see Season 100 of SWL or even 100 games, casualties or touchdowns? Only time will tell...

TIMELESS LEGENDS

The Grandfather: 2 Twahnlows, 37 touchdowns. Fastest iron hooves you ever saw, but as quickly as he raced toward legend he was taken from us. Rest easy friend!

The Ticker: 5 Twahnlows, 42 casualties dealt by the infamous Grabby-Clawz™. The second victim worth remembering in the darkest day of the teams history. Many a High Elf (and anyone else let's be honest) shall be brutalized in your honour!

Rolex: While striving to be the third Legend of the team their journey was cut short, though the fists of a Flesh Golem meant their body lived on a little longer through the Turbo Wolves.

Overthyme: Running safety for several seasons, their erratic training paid off immensely and earned them unlikely legendary status as a hobgoblin. Their final game? Winning the Bob Borc Cup!

Daylight Savings: The last surviving member of the original team, they saw the pitch a whopping 66 games (a record eclipsed only by players of the Pitch Painters), saw the team to their Bob Borc Cup victory, and earned the status of Legend for their sendoff game.

Paleo: A superstar instrumental in the Golden Age of the team, with 23 casualties in 32 games and even a touchdown! Now enjoying a cushie retirement.

THE CABINET & SEASON RESULTS



Season & DivisionPositionW-D-L
89 Conference
90 Premier
91 Conference
92 Premier
93 Conference
94 Premier
95 Conference
96 Conference
Bob Borc Cup III
97 Premier
98 Premier
99 Conference
00 Premier
01 Premier
02 Conference
03 Premier
04 Conference
05 Conference
1st
7th
2nd
7th
2nd
5th
3rd
4th
1st
3rd
6th
1st
3rd
6th
3rd
6th
5th
1st
5¹-0-1
3-0-4
3-3-1
2-1-4
4-2-1
3-1-3
3-3-1
4-2-1
5-2-0
3-2-2
1-3-3
5-1-1
3-3-1
2-2-3
4-1-2
3-0-4
3-2-2
5-0-2


PROMINENT PLAYERS OF THE PRESENT

OMEGA & Sandman: Successors of The Grandfather, this tag team of blitzing and ball carrying Bull Centaurs are developing into potent forces in their own right. They may be new Legends in the making.

BINGO
The best results against each team; gold for a win, silver for a draw, bronze for a loss, and grey if we haven't played them. Only 5 more golds to collect!



Bio template by Balle2000

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 4+ 6+ 10+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Claws
  26 0 3 0 16 3 5/32 230k
(130+100)k
 
2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 4+ 6+ 10+
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 130k
(130+0)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Flamesmith
5 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Brawler, Breathe Fire, Disturbing Presence, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Flamesmith
5 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Brawler, Breathe Fire, Disturbing Presence, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 80k
(80+0)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Stand Firm
  45 0 1 0 14 8 21/32 150k
(70+80)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
Guard
  32 0 0 0 5 0 4/20 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
Guard, Tackle
  32 0 0 0 5 3 8/24 110k
(70+40)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 4+ 6+ 10+
Block, Iron Hard Skin, Thick Skull
Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow
  30 0 0 0 7 5 8/28 130k
(70+60)k
 
9
Hobgoblin Lineman
7 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Sure Hands, +MA
  24 1 15 0 2 1 19/28 90k
(40+50)k
 
10
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Wrestle, Tackle
  16 0 3 1 1 1 3/24 80k
(40+40)k
 
11
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Tackle
  14 1 0 0 1 0 0/20 50k
(40+10)k
 
12
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block
  11 0 1 0 0 1 4/20 50k
(40+10)k
 
13
Hobgoblin Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Dauntless
  5 0 0 0 0 1 1/20 50k
(40+10)k
 
13 players Badlands Brawl, Favoured of Hashut
Coach: SkittleMosaic Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Dedicated Fans: 4  
Current Team Value: 1510k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 325k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1510k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 5 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1455k

Games Played:130 (62/29/39) |TD Diff:37 (166 - 129) |Cas Diff:132 (164/143/41 - 92/112/12)
Last Opponent: Weapons of Maths Destruction