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Location: Little Tinkertown
Nickname: Beers of Gory
Stadium: Junkyard
Surface: Mudd, with the occasional scrap metal

Colors: Saddlebrown and Goldenrod
Sponsor: Someone behind Professor Gearbeard
Rivals:


TEAM BIO

Two years ago, Professor Kalan Gearbeard started a personal project that would have the potential to change the career of many a young dwarf aspiring to be an inventor, tinkerer, or even demolitions expert.

Frustrated by, in his eyes, all the wasted potential and energy of his young students due to shackles of society, the professor aimed to create a separate, healthy work environment to further the budding talents of the next generation.

He bought a large, abandoned storage area at the outskirts of the industry quarters and transformed it, with the help of his loyal students, into a thriving little community of engineering and all things mech enthusiasts.

Nowadays, the area is brimming with activity. Small metal huts, storage rooms and a little selfmanaged bar surround a large workshop with different areas of expertise. The students that live here tend to get semi silly nicknames that they use instead of their family names. As long as enough money flows in (the funding is possible due to a mixture of sidejobs, sold inventions, donations through the families, and whispers late at night at the bar talk about a misterious sponsor) the students can order or aquire almost any kind of material and tools to work them. The only rule is, that no student has come to harm.

The last and only rule is precisely the reason for the newfound bloodbowl team. Of course the professor wouldn't dream of limiting his students to "society-norm", that would defeat the whole point of the community. Instead he channels most of the more dangerous and destructive energies of the young minds onto the pitch, where they can happily let lose and test their creative, and often gory, contraptions and substances.



TROPHY ROOM

Winner of the Youngbloods XXXVI - Debute performance


Burleigh Blookwalker got the "Child of Winter" award in Y13, winter season, for his economic fouling.


TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Year twelve, summer season, third match. Professor Kalan kills the infamous starplayer Xelk Prideborn of the Deluge-Bearers with his chainsaw prostetic,
(https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=12281784)
scoring him the

Beware! Supreme Killer!

and

Target Eliminated

achievements in that season.


PLAYERS

In loving memory of:

- Berti Oilcan-Do, first runner and inventor of the ram-cart. "Dreadpeak's Delusionals" took them from our ranks.

- Bolt "Nutbolt" Nutson, a true brother-in-arms. He fell against "Khornate Realm Incendiaries"

- Wheeler O'Fortune, the young substitude for Berti also found an untimely and gruesome death against demonic opponents (Viragos of Vainglory).

*** Did you know...


The Gears of Glory have their own dedicated sports reporter, Stud Studson. Self-proclaimed humble and unbiased newsdwarf, he enthusiastically comments on matches, recent events and experiments within the compound. He never misses a party with 'his' team.


...the drink of choice around here is called "Petrol", a recipe involving dark beer and legal pick-me-ups, beloved for giving a boost to both brainfunction and mood. Basically the dwarfish version of a coffee.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Deathroller
4 7 5+ - 11+
Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Loner, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
Guard, Multiple Block, Brawler
  21 0 0 0 12 4 40/51 230k
(170+60)k
 
2
Runner
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 85k
(85+0)k
 
3
Runner
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, Fend
  22 2 3 0 0 3 23/31 125k
(85+40)k
 
4
Bazooka
5 3 3+ 3+ 9+
Cannoneer, Hail Mary Pass, Thick Skull
Sure Hands
  11 6 0 0 0 1 10/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
5
Kicker
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull
  25 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
6
Kicker
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
7
Master Engineer
5 3 4+ - 9+
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Thick Skull
Block, Guard, Dodge
n, n, -av, m 23 0 1 0 1 7 33/51 150k
(0)k
 
8
Bombardier
4 3 4+ 4+ 10+
Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Thick Skull
Pass, Block
  25 0 0 0 1 5 22/31 110k
(60+50)k
 
9
Engineer
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
  25 0 0 0 2 1 8/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
10
Engineer
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
  25 0 0 0 4 1 12/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
11
Engineer
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
  25 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
12
Engineer
4 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Defensive
n 23 0 0 0 4 1 12/16 90k
(60+30)k
 
13
Engineer
3 3 4+ 5+ 10+
Block, Thick Skull
Guard
-ma 24 0 0 0 3 0 6/16 80k
(60+20)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game) Bribery and Corruption
Coach: Nicathaniel Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Engineers (CIBBL) Dedicated Fans: 2  
Current Team Value: 1420k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 95k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (3/4/18) |TD Diff:-22 (11 - 33) |Cas Diff:39 (27/29/8 - 13/9/3)
Last Opponent: Raging Leviathan