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Nordland Skull Smasherz [GDR]
P [L] Skullsmasherz


Location: Skarsnikk Marsh, Nordland
Motto: "Skulls for Da Smashin', Glory for Da Waaagh!"
Stadium: Da Bog of Basha
Surface: Swampy, Muddy and Unstable Terrain

Colors: Black & Gold
Sponsor: Bogwater Squig Snacks
Rivals: Zaragoz Goatz
Coach: Rijssiej

TEAM BIO

Hailing from the treacherous and swampy depths of Skarsnikk Marsh in Nordland, the Nordland Skull Smasherz are a notorious Orc Blood Bowl team with a reputation for chaos, carnage, and an alarming disregard for the rules. Their home stadium, the infamous Bog of Basha, is just as unpredictable as the team itself—players often spend as much time pulling themselves out of thick, sucking mud as they do bashing in their opponents' skulls.

The Skull Smasherz' play style can best be described as "smash first, ask questions never." Their motto, "Skulls for Da Smashin', Glory for Da Waaagh!", captures their simplistic approach to the game: hit hard, hit fast, and if the ball ends up in the end zone, it's a happy accident. Led by their hulking blitz boss, Orzog Shugdurbam, who has more muscle than brains, the team thrives on brute strength, dirty tactics, and the occasional lucky squig bite.

Sponsored by Bogwater Squig Snacks, the team is fueled by deep-fried swamp critters and a seemingly endless supply of poorly crafted weapons from Swampfang Skrapyard, which they love to sneak onto the field. Between the quagmire of Da Bog of Basha and the team's unpredictable nature, opponents are never sure whether they’ll be taken out by a tackle, a sinking patch of mud, or a rogue swamp creature.

Despite (or perhaps because of) their lawless antics, the Nordland Skull Smasherz are beloved by their fans, who cheer wildly at every foul, brawl, and squig-fueled disaster. They're not the most skilled team, nor the most strategic, but they sure know how to put on a show—and in Blood Bowl, that's all that really matters.


TROPHY ROOM

GDR South Division Champions, Season 1

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Season 1 GDR South Division Champions 4/1/0

DID YOU KNOW...

The Nordland Skull Smasherz once set a Blood Bowl record for the most fouls in a single game without actually realizing they were breaking the rules! During a particularly muddy match at their home field, The Bog of Basha, the team mistook the referee's whistle as a signal to "start kickin’." By the time the poor referee managed to escape the muck and explain what was going on, the entire opposing team had been either punted, stomped, or accidentally fed to a squig. When confronted about the excessive violence, the team captain shrugged and said, "We woz just warmin' up!" The Smasherz still claim they won that game, despite having no players left on the pitch to finish it.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Drang Muddrinker
Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 10+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Grab
   12 1 0 0 1 0 9/16 120k
(110+10)k
  
2
Skrog Beastmauler
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
Tackle, Diving Tackle, Block
   12 0 0 0 2 4 36/51 140k
(90+50)k
  
3
King Gerpin
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
4
Gorblag Gutrippa
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
Block
   12 0 0 0 2 1 8/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Naruba Lagramph
Big 'Un Blocker
5 4 4+ - 10+
Animosity
Block, Guard
   6 0 0 0 3 1 16/31 120k
(90+30)k
  
6
Glubb Dreggfang
Black Orc
5 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
Kick, Guard, +MA
   12 0 1 0 2 1 42/51 130k
(90+40)k
  
7
Durgok Skullcrusha
Black Orc
4 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
Block
   11 0 0 0 1 1 6/16 110k
(90+20)k
  
8
Brakgutz Ironhide
Black Orc
5 4 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
Block, +MA
   12 0 1 0 7 2 25/31 120k
(90+30)k
  
9
★ Dakkul Beastmaw ★
Black Orc
4 5 4+ 5+ 10+
Brawler, Grab
Thick Skull, On the Ball, Block, Juggernaut, +ST, Guard
   6 0 0 0 2 0 Legend
180
 230k
(90+140)k
  
10
Morg Blackfang
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Dauntless, Frenzy, Side Step
   12 0 3 0 2 0 44/51 120k
(80+40)k
  
11
Orzog Shugdurbam
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Thick Skull, Leader, Dodge
   12 0 10 0 2 0 50/51 130k
(80+50)k
  
12
Grotz Eargrinda
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Fend, Guard, Mighty Blow
   6 0 0 0 6 0 45/51 110k
(80+30)k
  
13
Gorlag Thunderfoot
Orc Blitzer
6 3 3+ 4+ 10+
Animosity, Block
Guard
   11 1 1 0 0 1 8/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
14
Skabzit Mudspitta
'Ooligan
6 2 3+ 6+ 8+
Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 65k
(65+0)k
  
15
Zogwizzle Stinkcap
Goblin Bruiser
6 2 3+ 4+ 8+
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 45k
(45+0)k
  
16
"Whirling" Wort Toofsnappa
Fanatic
3 7 3+ - 8+
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Arm Bar, Guard, Stand Firm
   6 0 0 0 0 0 33/51 100k
(70+30)k
  
16 players Badlands Brawl
Coach: Rijssiej Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Skullsmasherz Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 2100k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 605k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2100k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:12 (9/1/2) |TD Diff:11 (21 - 10) |Cas Diff:24 (18/14/3 - 6/3/2)
Last Opponent: Mount Gunbad Big 'Uns [GDR]