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Munchikens
Retired [X2] Halfling

<td align="left"><b>Grotty little details (round 4)</b>
Match 1: versus <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=693559">Small, Scary and Sacrificeable</a>
-Bimbo Nutsacks gets a groin sprain, miss next game

Match 2: versus <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=694639">OakRidge Flyers</a>
-Bimbo missed the match due to groin sprain
-Freckles Nutsacks gets a groin sprain, miss next game

Match 3: versus <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=694772">Teen Sleuths Reunion Buffet</a>
-Bimbo killed a guy (apo was already gone!) and got mvp --- first skill
-Bimbo niggled on first skill roll (second niggling) and was the first player to roll doubles in the team
-Bimbo is now a DIRTY PLAYER and his player picture represents this

Match 4: versus <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=696799">Munchkins From Stunty Leeg</a>
-Bimbo had a virus and missed the game
-Freckles stepped into his father's boots and killed a guy, apo saved him though

Match 5: versus <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=697947">Hot Rollers</a>
-Bimbo got to play and kick some Ogres, making a couple of stuns
-Very close match, my TTM attempt failed at the end zone dodge, which led to KO :D

Match 6: versus <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=699386">Fling Supreme</a>
-Bimbo fouled a guy to death but apo saved him
-Bimbo gets concussion and has to miss next match
-5 deaths total in the match, 50% of all the CAS made! One of the dead guys was an opposing treeman...I feel sorry for the coach

Match 7: versus <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=700519">PileHill BroadBanders</a>
-weird match
-lost TDs 1-0, lost CAS 1-0
-got an intercept

Match 8: versus <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=705945">I Play Halflings</a>
-just about every rolled failed miserably. Insane double skulling and gfi falling.
-Bimbo got KO'd and lost his wish to play
-one kill made, one kill endured. my apo failed, his did not.

<b>Fluff begins</b>

This fluff is an altered version of the opening chapter of The Snobbit.
The original text can be found from <a href="http://personal.inet.fi/koti/tolkienfan/index.htm">Morgil´s Tolkien related site</a>

<u>Tuolta löytyy myös suomenkielinen versio, joka on tottakai hauskempi! =)</u>


In a hole in the ground there lived a snobbit. He was not just any old
snobbit, for he was <b>Bimbo Nutsacks</b>, who was to become a hero of legendary
reputation. Well, perhaps not quite legendary but a certain kind of reputation he would
surely acquire. For now, he was lying in his comfy-chair, smoking some hallusogenic
olware substances in his pipe, when all of a sudden there was a knock on the door.

"Who the devil can it be at this hour?" thought Bimbo. It surely couldn´t be the
cops, since there was only a single officer in Shaire, and Bimbo had always
paid his bribes on time. So, our fellow snobbit decided to check if it was the
Rainbow-Serpent at his door by chance, or World Peace or seventeen
green statues of Lenin upside down like last week. But, much to Mr. Nutsack's surprise,
this time there was something completely different.

Behind the door stood a tall, <b>bearded freak</b> clad all in grey, with
a tall, pointed grey hat and a wooden staff of unknown qualities.

"Hmm...This is indeed a strange hallucination," thought Bimbo. "Who might you be
and what might you be wanting?" he finally asked.

"I am Analf the Gray, the Wizard of Side-Earth. And you are stoned, are you
not, little snobbit?"

"You took the foot right out of my mouth there, pal."

"Have you ever heard of <b>Blood Bowl</b>, snobbit? Does the name ring any
bells?" inquired the greyish figure.

"I wont confess! I´ve never seen...heard of that! The kid is not my son! I
used rubber, I swear I did! It´s not my fault..." Bimbo´s voice turned to
quiet mumbling under the wizard´s grim stare.

"Why, you don´t have a clue of what I´m talking about!" Analf smiled widely.
"Excellent. You shall make a fine lineman for our team. I´m leaving
now, but I shall return tomorrow with my company. Until then, snobbit."

"Dammit! What a bum trip," muttered Bimbo, closed the door and returned to
his chair.

The next day Bimbo was lying in his comfy-chair, smoking the same stuff as
always, when all of a sudden there was a knock on the door.

"Who the devil can it be at this hour?" thought Bimbo. It surely couldn´t be the
cops, since there was only a single officer in Shaire, and Bimbo had always
paid his bribes on time. So, our snobbit decided to check if it was the
Rainbow-Serpent at his door by chance, or World Peace or seventeen
green statues of Lenin upside down or a weird, bearded freak clad all in grey
like yesterday, but he was wrong again.

This time behind the door was an awful lot of Snobbits. Eleven, managed Bimbo
to count. They were Turkish-looking folk, with their hairy hands and foreheads
glimmering with sweat-drops. They were all armed with forks and knives.

Analf was there too, standing like a shepherd in the middle of the flock of
Snobbits. With his forefinger, he pointed out of the door and shouted to Bimbo:
"Those two womenhungry Tents are also a part of our team. They joined us in order to
get more familiar with the Whornes of Fanggorn forest. Treat them with obedience, lest
they get mad at you and throw you in the audience. Because you, Bimbo, are to become
a fine lino for our <b>line of scrimmage</b>."

"A whino? On the line of...?" asked Bimbo in his confusion.

"Silence! You already know more than is good for you. We shall spend here the night and
begin our travel towards the tower of Ice ´n shards before the sun rises tomorrow", concluded
Analf. "Now, bring us booze and we shall party!"

Way past noon on the following day, the hungover company finally left from Shaire towards the
famous tower of Ice ´n shards, where a great Blood Bowl-tournament was to be held. The referee
would be no other than Sauermann Weiss himself!


[There is no "official" translation of this last part, so I have made a crude translation of it by myself
and added some of my own, more BB-related fluff :D]

During this long travel clouds fill our almost legendary Snobbit's mind.
After gathering the required courage from the bottom of his personal hip-flask,
Bimbo finally dares to raise his question for the wizard:

"Hey, Analf. Wouldn't it be the time you told us why <i>you</i> are involved with
this matter, anyway? I thought the tourney is meant only for Snobbits."

Analf sat down to his classical auditory stance and took a deep breath. Bimbo and his bastard
son <b>Freckles</b> also sat down, each sighing heartily. This would obviously be another
of Analf's infamous monologues.

"O, what little confidence you have towards me! You Snobbits are so entangled with all your small things,
your oliphaunt collections, re-buildment of your cities and maximizing one's wealth that you have
completely forgotten that there are many things in life that are much greater.
<u>By this I mean my serious urge for bragging and dominating others!</u>
Once our team, <b>Munchikens</b>, wins the Shaire championship title, we can challenge
the best teams from the whole Side-Earth to an enormous and messy Blood Bowl-tournament.
Then <i>I</i>, Analf the Grey, the great wizard, will be able to collect all the cash from the gate
and sell all kinds of official fan stuff for enormous profit. Oh yeah, and if our team somehow manages to pull off
even a single draw, I shall be able to brag at my fellow wizards for at least the next five decades!"

After saying this, the wizard began to think about his forthcoming salary, his soon-to-be-thick
wallet and his fellow Snobbits, who would survive approximately five games before ending
their days very painfully and laughed mightily under his beard. "Oh yes, Snobbits are even
dumber than the Turkish kebab-makers they so closely resemble. They won't suspect a thing", he mumbled to himself. >:]
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Julma Pentti
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Multiple Block, Guard
   11 0 0 0 6 2 22/ 150k
(128)k
  
2
Halko
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
   11 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 130k
(114)k
  
4
Bob "Pancake" Builder
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Fritsu Kassikas
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   10 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 50k
(20)k
  
6
Puoliälyinen
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   9 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(20)k
  
8
Mmm...pie
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   10 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 70k
(50)k
  
9
Fries
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 30k
(15)k
  
10
Bosbor Kebap
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
11
Bimbo Kassikas
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
 n, n 9 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(35)k
  
12
Wannabe Rabbit
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 6 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(0)k
  
13
Lentävä kalakukko
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   11 1 1 1 1 0 8/ 50k
(20)k
  
14
Karvakoura
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Leap
   9 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(15)k
  
15
Simple Snobbit
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
   10 0 2 0 3 0 12/ 50k
(20)k
  
16
Farmer Boy
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 30k
(15)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Karhumies Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (2/1/8) |TD Diff:-7 (6 - 13) |Cas Diff:2 (18/10/12 - 14/18/6)
Last Opponent: I Play Halflings