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Dead For Tax Reasons
Roster [X] Necromantic

Whilst spending a year dead for tax reason Mr Desiato has decided to play a few games of Blood Bowl to warm up before doing a Universe tour with Disaster Area.

Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concert-goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles from the stage, whilst the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a hevily insulated spaceship which stays in orbit around the planet - or more frequently around a completely different planet.

Their songs are on the whole very simple and mostly follow the simple theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath a silvery moon, which then explodes for no adaquately explored reason.

Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons, but more commonly because the band's public address system contravenes local strategic arms limitations treaties.

This has not, however, stopped their earnings from pushing back the boundaries of pure hypermathematics, and their chief researh accountant has recently been appointed Professor of Neo-mathematics at the University of Maximegalon, in recognition of both his General and his Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns, in which he proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, it is in fact totally bent.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Hotblack Desiato
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block, Leader
   10 0 0 0 4 2 18/31 170k
(165)k
  
2
Hig Hurtenflurst
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block
   10 0 1 0 6 0 15/16 140k
(148)k
  
3
Shooty
Werewolf
9 4 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block, +MA, +ST
   10 0 6 0 7 1 37/51 220k
(245)k
  
4
Bang Bang
Werewolf
8 4 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
+ST, Block, Dodge
   10 1 8 0 6 1 42/51 210k
(248)k
  
7
Slartibartfast
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle, Strip Ball
   10 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 130k
(145)k
  
8
Max Quordlepleen
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle
   10 2 2 0 2 0 12/16 110k
(128)k
  
9
No Flesh
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(40)k
  
10
Lintilla 00000002
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(40)k
  
11
Lintilla 00000003
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   10 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(40)k
  
12
Lintilla 00000004
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
13
Lintilla 00000005
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Block
   10 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 50k
(65)k
  
14
Lintilla 00000006
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
15
Lintilla 10000001
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
16
Mad Mett
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(40)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Anadrael Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1730k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:10 (7/2/1) |TD Diff:10 (18 - 8) |Cas Diff:24 (12/12/7 - 2/3/2)
Last Opponent: Lullis 01