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Georgi Fastpace died in a 1,007,769.6 to 1 chance...
And the apothecary apparently had left his tools back at the tavern.
He'll be missed.

Ulfgard Swiftfeet felt the responsibility of filling in Georgi's boots weight down on his shoulders and aged years after his 11th match...
And again after his 20th match...

Ulli Longlegs feels he's past his prime and the years weighting down on him after his 26th match...
And again after his 29th game, the matches take their toll...
Ulli Longlegs, a great Legend, finally retired after his 52nd match.

Liundberg Anvilstriker Killed in the very last roll of match... Fluke chance it was...
Grimnir wanted him to tell his tale a little bit earlier than the rest.

Roark Beerquaffer tasted his last Bugman's XXXXXX...

Blood Bowl wasn't for Malogrim Runebearer.
Met his ancestors soon after stepping on the gridiron...

Skorrum Bittingblade suffered to the last.
Soon after learning some of the ropes of Blood Bowl, he lost a kneecap, only to be killed soon after...
And there was nothing the Apothecary could (or was able to) do...

Ulfgard Swiftfeet failed 5 NI rolls in a row! Failed 7 out of 9 so far!
1 Dead per game, in 3 games in a row.

Rudii Gromrilface played his last match on another fickle taunt from Nuffle.
Naturally won the MVP for that match.

Participated in Warpstone Open III
1st round qualifier vs Erhnamgeddon. The Orcs dropped and no match was played.
Then tourney admin decided that despite the no show, it shouldn't be decided like that.
Decided this even after the Orc's coach declared his team was retiring from the tourney.
So he threw the Slayers out of the tourney too!
(Must have been looking after a mate's team...)

Book of Grudges:
Apothecary!
(Every kill rolled has cost me a player up to game 31!)
Niggling Injuries!
Ageing rolls!
Thick Skull rolls!
Knocked Out rolls!
Post Match Fan Factor rolls!
Virus handicap roll!
(Most broken handicap ever!)
Dodge rolls!
Broken PC -> Couldn't play Fumbbl Cup
Broken PC -> Couldn't play XFL III Dwarf
Opponents that don't play the arranged match on Tournaments!
Even worse the Admins who give said opponents a bye as a result!

Top Hoard: 390 000 Gold Pieces in the Treasure Chest!


This team will not play vs a team with DP or Claw+RSC.

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Rules changed
Migrated to FFB
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Probably the UNLUCKIEST game ever: game vs Two Fluffy Dogs. Almost every blocking dice failed. Appaling self inflicted casualties, including Grond Stouthammer dying by rolling: skull, 11, 10, 11, no Apoth (already used and failed to save a player). Then, Legend Player Ulfgard Swiftfeet dying by failling a 2+ dodge, rolling: 1, 8, 12, 12. Of course, also failed every KO roll.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll Slayer
4 3 3 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, +AG, Juggernaut
-ma 73 2 1 0 35 5 100/176 210k
(90+120)k
 
2
Troll Slayer
4 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Juggernaut
n, -ma, m 71 0 0 0 24 4 68/76 170k
(0)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
+MA, Guard
n 8 1 4 0 0 1 18/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
4
Blitzer
5 4 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
+ST, Guard
  26 4 5 0 1 1 26/31 150k
(80+70)k
 
5
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block, +AG, +MA
-ag 20 6 10 0 2 2 50/51 170k
(80+90)k
 
7
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
  74 0 0 1 14 3 45/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
8
Blocker
4 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Juggernaut
-av, n 73 0 0 1 17 4 56/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
10
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Stand Firm
  73 0 4 0 13 5 63/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
11
Blocker
3 3 3 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG, Stand Firm
-av, -ma, m 72 1 2 0 14 8 75/76 170k
(0)k
 
13
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
n 46 0 0 0 8 4 36/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
14
Blocker
4 4 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
+ST, Frenzy, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
-av, m 75 0 2 0 47 9 145/176 200k
(0)k
 
17
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
8 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Bluedeathstrike Re-Rolls (100k): 6  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1880k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:77 (35/18/24) |TD Diff:22 (114 - 92) |Cas Diff:40 (125/62/32 - 108/58/13)
Last Opponent: -)FC København(-