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vinco vici victum : conquer, overcome, master, win, surpass, excel.


Retired after multiple successive dice rapes. My FUMBBL FAREWELL!!!!!!!!!!


Highest winnings: 90000 • Highest gate: 169000 • Highest FF: 22
Highest TR: 327 • Most cas: for 8 (1, 2), against 9 • Best score: for 4-0, against 0-3

"We like to die!" Currently 37 deaths to 24 inflicted on the Blood Bowl field! Twice suffered 3 deaths and four times suffered 2 deaths on the field.


It took a while for this team to get going, initially a bit of a disasterous team far for skilled beastmen, the first three with mutations or stat increases being among the first to die. However, with a large fan factor, the team eventually took shape with some decent players and an impressive record.

This team likes to hire Nobbla. Matches where he plays are denoted by a *.

FUMBBL Tour IV-1
Start with a bang before getting dumped out of the FUMBBL Tour in the 2nd round by some absurd dice when victory looked inevitable.

FUMBBL SMACK Legend CCI
*Smashed dark elves __InSynnSion__, before winning despite *getting smashed by Beverly Orcs VIII. In the final it is *a pathetic loss against vampires Die Meech, Die who defied the odds.

Ulthuan Invitation V: Dark Qualifier
To mark this team's first major, it was decreed that Nobbla would be hired for every game. In the *first game, he took the MVP. In the *second match he caused the only significant injury. A great chance is squandered as good fortune is not capitalized upon in a *weak loss to Sorrow in the final.

Grotty Little Tournament
Not yet scheduled.

General Matches
Nobbla nobbles some orcs. End the career of Komog but fail to beat Teef Rippas. Epic encounter against strong ends in VVV victory. Razor sharp... retirement! Fail to win despite massacring Metro Orcs. Survive and throw away victory against Darkillers. Crush the Dreadful Droids and their star hobgoblin. Then mauled by Mass Effect. Killed Azoch. Begin recovery by whoopin' some orcs. Manage to beat Nuffle only to be pummelled by Nuffle primarily. Recover to battle past Battlestar Galactica before inventing some new ways to skin cats. Survive some hard hitting dwarves but less so with harder hitting chaos dwarves, before being "out-strenthed" (sic) by ogres. Both hate and love playing elves. Suffer heaviest defeat to lucky rats. We praise ye Nuffle oh lord of fortune. Scorn upon ye Nuffle, not once but twice in a row.

Hall Of Fame (in order of retirement/death)
The fast Divide and Conquerdied at 53spp
Match winner Conquerretired at 79spp • A coach
Agile warrior Massacredead at 34spp • 43 games
Strong warrior Eye of the Stormdead at 73spp • 79 consecutive games, active top10 for # of blocks
Blocker beastman Fist of Despairdead at 73spp • Most MVPs for a VVV player
Skillful warrior Titanleft team at 82spp • team ball carrier
Dangerous warrior Semper Fileft team at 115spp • most casualties for a VVV warrior
Useful troll Pritchardleft team at 74spp • A useful troll - who'd a thunk it?
Fast, strong beastman Fourteenth Horsemandead at 34spp • his death forced team retirement


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(110)k
 
3
Chaos Warrior
5 5 3 9
+ST, Block
  16 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 170k
(153)k
 
6
Beastman
7 3 3 8
Horns
+MA, Strip Ball
  28 1 5 0 0 0 16/ 110k
(130)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player, Block, Kick
  66 2 3 0 1 4 33/ 120k
(150)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Frenzy
  6 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 90k
(75)k
 
12
Beastman
6 3 3 7
Horns
Block, Dirty Player
-av 23 3 2 0 0 2 19/ 100k
(123)k
 
13
Beastman
5 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, Foul Appearance
-ma, n 42 0 5 0 8 2 41/ 130k
(108)k
 
15
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Guard
  9 0 3 0 1 2 21/ 100k
(123)k
 
9 players  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 21  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1670k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:81 (45/14/22) |TD Diff:47 (120 - 73) |Cas Diff:14 (119/91/25 - 116/60/45)
Last Opponent: Les Arsouilles