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A Smack in Da Face!
Roster [R] Necromantic Horror
Team history and trivia
Created for a Rookie Scheduled Smack that they went on to win, the team is the coach's most successful team to date, with six minor titles, seven if a major qualifier counts as a minor.
Special kudos to Christy for sorting out the team bio code when it got out of control.

Famous Smackers:
Elsie (retired) was the greatest active necromantic ghoul in Ranked at the time of her retirement as a result of a niggling injury to add to the -av she was carrying around already. Still 10th all time.

Ripper Steelclaw (deceased) [R] Legend Werewolf.
Rasputin (retired) 2nd Smack player to reach legendhood.

Hugo (retired) 3rd Smack player to reach legendhood.

Dung, the rowdy super star wonder-zombie (dead) is the ideal all zombies hopes too achieve. 21 cas, 9 MVPs in 98 games.

Grimclaw Steelfang, 100+ game vet, this living legend can win games on his own, or lose them when his brittle bones crack.


Rival teams: (basically teams we played more than once...)
Peachwise lovers reborn coached by vaclav - 3 clashes in smacks and major between them, there is guarantee for action and casualties when we clash with this great norse team.
Pokemors coached by Stonetroll - somehow we always draw this great team in majors. Kinda explains the team's poor major record...
Destiny Calling coached by easilyamused - these brave humans never dodge a good brawl.
Blood Red coached by BattleLore - somehow we have the upper hand vs theese fearsome Slayer Warriors.



Team tournament history

Ranked Minors past second round:
TournamentRound 1Round 2Round 3Comments
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ROO XXX(2-1)(2-1)(2-0)Winners
FUMBBL Minors 1500TW I-1(1-0)(2-1)(0-1)Quarter-finalists
FUMBBL SMACK Sched VET CXIV(2-0)(2-0)(1-0)Winners
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLIII(2-1)(2-1)(0-2)Finalists
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXXIII(1-0)(2-1)(2-1)Winners
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXXXVII(1-0)(3-0)(2-1)Winners
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXIV(2-1)(1-0)(0-1)Finalists
FUMBBL SMACK Sched ELI CLXVIII(2-1)(2-1)(2-1)Winners
FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CXLX(1-0)(2-0)(0-1)Finalists
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW II-1(2-0)(2-0) (1-2 OT)Out round 3
FUMBBL Smack Scheduled - Brawl 51(2-0)(2-1) (2-1)Winners
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW VII-1(2-1)(2-1) (1-2)Semi-finalists


Ranked Majors past first round
TournamentRound 1Round 2Round 3Round 4Round 5Comments
Warpstone Open VII Qualifier IX(2-0)(2-0)(2-1)(1-0)(0-2)Qualifier Winners
Fumbbl Cup XI(1-0)(2-0)(1-2 (OT))Out 3rd round
GLT IX: Forlorn Races Qualifiers 1(filler)(2-1 (OT))(0-1)Out 3rd round

Lustrian Challenge VII Qualifier I
(2-0)(0-1)Out 2nd round
GLT X: Old Teams Qualifiers 1(filler)(1-3)Out 2nd round
Lustrian Challenge VIII Qualifier I(3-1)(1-2 (OT))Out 2nd round
Fumbbl Cup XIII(filler)(1-2)Out 2nd round
Warpstone Open X Qualifier III(2-1 (OT))(1-2 (OT))Out 2nd round
GLT XI: Old Teams Qualifiers 1(filler)(2-0)(0-3)Out 3rd round
GLT XII: Old Teams Qualifiers 1(1-0)(1-0)(0-2)Lost the Qualifier final
UI XIV Qualifier: Brass Lantern(1-0)(1-2)Out round 2
Crown Of Sand IX : Qualifier IV(2-1)(2-1)(1-3)Out round 3
FUMBBL Cup XVII(2-1 OT)(2-1)(1-0)(3-2 OT)(1-2)Out round 5 - made the final 16
Warpstone Open XIV(2-1 CT)(1-2)Out round 2 in a nasty qualifier
FUMBBL Cup XVIII(2-0)(1-0,CT)(0-2)Out round 3 (last 64)


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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Zlad IcegazeWight Blitzer6338Block, Regeneration, Tackle, Guard, Dodge, Stand Firm 55160887590k (90+90k) 
2PearlZombie4328Regeneration 400010240k (40+0k) 
3AbuZombie4328Regeneration 1500000040k (40+0k) 
4Grond StonefistFlesh Golem4419Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Grab-ag, -ag76020338112110k (110+100k) 
5BillyZombie3328Regeneration, Guard, Block-ma35001131940k (40+50k) 
6Norwegian Speckled WingZombie4328Regeneration 900000040k (40+0k) 
7Pearl BrittlebonesGhoul Runner7337Dodge 000000070k (70+0k) 
8Igor ThickskullFlesh Golem3429Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Regeneration, Guard, Block, Break Tackle, Tackle, Mighty Blow-ma7302021888110k (110+100k) 
9DonaldZombie4318Regeneration, Block-ag3900021940k (40+20k) 
10Fluffy SoftpawsWerewolf8438Frenzy, Claw, Regeneration, Block, +ST 20400117120k (120+70k) 
11BobbyZombie4328Regeneration, Dirty Player 2200011740k (40+20k) 
12Iris ThinboneGhoul Runner7337Dodge, Block, Guard, Sure Hands 14120153470k (70+70k) 
13 Grimclaw SteelfangWerewolf10437Frenzy, Claw, Regeneration, Block, +MA, +ST, +MA, Dodge, Side Step-av1222640573323120k (120+170k) 
14Kirill ColdtouchWight Blitzer6338Block, Regeneration, Mighty Blowm7110111190k (0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: DaCoach Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Necromantic Horror Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 1920k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 280000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2030k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:306 (152/52/102) |TD Diff:88 (401 - 313) |Cas Diff:-72 (427/254/104 - 419/288/150)
Last Opponent: Globbers Gloop