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Punish the Monkey
Roster [R] Orc
Punishing the monkey is always awesome. Retire or kill the monkey, and you will be the new monkey!

The first monkey lasted seven games before Synn broke its collarbone. Synn is the new monkey!
Synn the Monkey lasted only four games before The_Provocateur broke his neck. The_Provocateur is the new monkey!
The_Provocateur the monkey lasts just three games before Jeffro broke his neck. Jeffro is the new monkey!
Jeffro lasts just two games as the Monkey before being replaced by Araznaroth!
Araznaroth lasts four games before being EATEN by the Organ Grinder! We have a new nameless Monkey!
The nameless Monkey lasts seven games and was killed in the Fumbbl Cup! Eusebio is the new monkey!
Eusebio the Monkey was killed by the legendary vindaloo in the quarterfinals of the Fumbbl Cup. vindaloo will be the new Monkey!
Vindaloo lasts just three matches during the Warpstone Open before having his ankle snapped against Un bon menĂº. Zakatan will be the new monkey!
Zakatan survives for a new record, thirteen matches! He was killed during a training match against They Mostly Come At Night. happygrue will be the new Monkey!
happygrue lasts a scant two matches as the monkey before having his knee ruined against Pro Elf and I Vote! pizzamogul will be the new monkey!
pizzamogul limps off with his tin cup after having his ankle shattered in his fifth match by a blitz-ra in the Ulthuan Invitational. Deadshane will be the new monkey!
Deadshane was EATEN by the Organgrinder during round two of the Lustrian Cup! We will have a new nameless monkey!
The nameless monkey lasted one match only before Miyuso spilled some of his brains! Miyuso is the new Monkey!
Miyuso survives 18 matches before being put out of commission. Arturidas is the new Monkey!
Arturidas lasts for four games before having his spine mangled in the Warpstone Open. Mav13shc is the new Monkey!

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Don't Crash the AmbulanceBlitzer7339Block, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Grab, +MA 6207045312680k (80+110k) 
2Boom Like ThatBlitzer6339Block 400001580k (80+0k) 
3So Far from the ClydeBlitzer6439Block, +ST, Dodge, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut 50020015411080k (80+140k) 
4What it isBlitzer6339Block, Guard, Dodge 14000042080k (80+50k) 
5CongoBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Guard 23010132080k (80+40k) 
6Heavy FuelBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Side Step 45030333080k (80+50k) 
7Sultans of SwingBlack Orc Blocker4429Block, Side Step, Guard, Fend 860201276580k (80+90k) 
8Back to TupeloBlack Orc Blocker4429Block 8000021080k (80+20k) 
9Piper to the EndThrower5338Sure Hands, Pass 810000170k (70+0k) 
12Six Blade KnifeLineman5339  1000000050k (50+0k) 
13I'm The FoolLineman5339Dirty Player, Wrestle 50030132650k (50+40k) 
14Romeo and JulietLineman5349Guard, +AG 32320132650k (50+70k) 
15The Organ GrinderTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate 9000000110k (110+0k) 
16Mav13shc the MonkeyGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 300000040k (40+0k) 
14 players  
Coach: Kryten Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 2010k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 200000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 2010k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:88 (52/8/28) |TD Diff:36 (127 - 91) |Cas Diff:81 (127/71/37 - 91/47/16)
Last Opponent: Grin Bay Soul Snackers