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Please Don't Hurt Us!
Retired [R] Human

Practice. That's what it takes to climb to the top of the ranks; a lot of practice. So, that's what we're here to do. But, please be gentle, we're just pink, fleshy creatures. We have no claws, or horns, our armor is not that great, and we lack many of the skills players' of other races have. Plus, how could you hit someone wearing such an ugly sweater?

A note about the names of the players:

The idea had been to give each of the players of this team a consecutive number for a name, thereby giving us all an opportunity to see just how many humans had died in this endeavor. Little did I know, this team isn't actually all that bad, and have managed to win some impressive victories. So, I will begin giving each new player their rightful name.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
1
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Strong Arm
m 16 17 1 0 1 0 22/ 120k
(0)k
 
2
14
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step
  12 1 7 0 0 1 27/ 100k
(60+40)k
 
3
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Tackle
  16 0 3 0 3 1 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
 
4
18
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge
  6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 120k
(90+30)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard
-ma 3 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
6
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle
  11 0 1 1 4 2 23/ 90k
(50+40)k
 
7
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle, Strip Ball
n, n, n, m 14 0 1 0 4 1 16/ 90k
(0)k
 
8
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
  3 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
9
16
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Wrestle
  10 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
10
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Kick
n 15 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 90k
(50+40)k
 
11
17
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
  9 0 3 0 2 1 18/ 100k
(50+50)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Elliott_the_Lame Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1350k (±360) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (10/0/6) |TD Diff:8 (28 - 20) |Cas Diff:-2 (15/7/2 - 13/10/3)
Last Opponent: Ah! my Goddesses