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Nemesis Demons
P [L] Chaos Renegades
Nemesis Demons

Almost bankrupt Coach Longshanks has returned from a long retirement. With no-one else prepared to back a has-been degenerate he has sold his soul to the Devil. At their 'request' he has turned his back on the namby-pamby, pass-y, throw-y, dodgy nonsense that marked his first foray into SWL. That naivety has gone and a focus on death and destruction is to be the hallmark this time around. Dark powers have agreed to provide demonic underlings to fill out the roster. The stakes are high; become a SWL legend or die trying.

Will the threat of repeated beatings with fluffy dice galvanise the team? Will they embrace the new play style? Will anyone care? Only time (a great deal of time probably) will tell.

Did you know? #1
The only skaven renegade to play for the team, Artemis, died in just his second game, having also been hurt on debut.

Did you know? #2
Two players, Olaf Spinebreaker and Black Pete, played in all 7 of the teams matches in the Trial of Blood only for both to die in their first regular season game.

Did you know? #3
The Demons lost their match vs Ogrepaid Ogresexed Ogrehere in the most bizarre of circumstances.

The Ogres managed to score on the last turn from the most unlikely of positions. Check it out!

Did you know? #4
Dirigible holds the team record for the most matches without achieving anything. He lasted 13 games without contributing a thing!

Did you know? #5
Coach Longshanks previously coached the Sinister Duskriders in nine SWL seasons including the premiership title in SWL XVII.

Too bad he's over the hill now.
Latest News
From Snitch Snark, BBN Newsdesk

This reporter has it on good authority that coach Longshanks is furious at being overlooked for SWL coach of the year award. In a vitriolic attack during an interview on CabalTV Longshanks is quoted as saying "It's preposterous that I have not been recognised. Only fools and horses could deny my credentials". He goes on to accuse league officials of bias, bribery and sheep-shagging. "I have launched a 'Demonic Commission of Enquiry' and the guilty will be exposed. I can assure my adoring fans that I will stop at nothing, including sheep deprivation if necessary, to see justice done."
Stay tuned...

Trial of Blood1/3/4
In the pre-season the novice Demons were up against much more experienced teams and struggled to compete. They dished out more casualties than they took (8/9/5 vs 7/3/6) but four deaths in one game vs San Andres Jaguars was a huge setback to their development. The loss of their starting team ogre, Colddark, was particularly painful. As a result they go into their first regular season game with only 2 big guys and conscripting four journeymen.
LX May Be A Price to Pay Regional1/0/5
A predictably poor finish managing only 5 touchdowns and conceding 14. Their sole win was courtesy of a forfeit and they weren't able to assert any dominance on the casualty front either (8/3/2 vs 7/4/2 ). The demons were out-gunned in every match and had to rely on conscripts to fill out the roster throughout the season. One positive was their replacement Ogre Paris Hilton who joined mid-season and showed early potential as a blocker.
LXI Big Daddy Cool Regional2/0/5
A season of firsts. First 'real' win, first time they fielded a full 11 man team (round one) and a positive casualty difference {+5). The Demons managed to beat out a goblin team for the wooden spoon in 'achieving' a 2/0/5 record. The most notable (?) game was in round 4 vs Ogrepaid Ogresexed Ogrehere who stole a win with an extraordinary last turn touchdown from a seemingly impossible position. The team head into their 3rd season with a decent sized roster although the marauders are still lamentably unskilled.
LXII Jetta Regional4/1/2
Despite an embarrassing loss to goblins, the Demons manage to achieve their best placed finish thus far. Maintained a positive casualty and touchdown difference and suffered no deaths!. Our first mino Bloodmane retired after suffering a season-ending injury in game 6. We are promoted to conference!
Elektric Boogaloo Conference LXIII0/0/1

In progress
Biggest Win3-0Bribery and CorruptionGame 1 LXI
Biggest Loss0-4Black Tower BaronsGame 6 LXI
Most Casualties For3/1/1One Unit Whole BloodGame 4 LXII
Most Casualties Against2/3/1Wonga Wonga WhalekillersGame 1 LXIII
Most SPP earned24Bribery and CorruptionGame 1 LXI
Highest Combined Gate80,000White Fluffy StuffGame 6 LXII
Highest Winnings80,000White Fluffy StuffGame 6 LXII
Highest Combined Casualties8Colour of MoneyGame 5 LXI
AchievementCurrent PlayerAll time
Most MatchesHellblight29Hellblight29
TouchdownsAnul the Leper8Anul the Leper8
CasualtiesArtemis Prowl10Bloodmane14
CompletionsAnul the Leper8Anul the Leper8
Injuries TakenNob5Nob5
SPP'sAnul the Leper42Bloodmane48
Player awardsTeam awards
Corrupt officials have thus far denied all players of rightful recognition. A Demonic Commission of Enquiry has started.
It won't be long though before we dominate the leaderboards.
Our refusal to engage in the match fixing endemic in the competition is hurting us.
But we shall not be denied. Mwhahaha, MWHAHA!!!.

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1ImprobabullMinotaur5528Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal 3000015150k (150+0k) 
2 Haris PiltonOgre5529Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard 2801010128140k (140+50k) 
3 HellblightTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Grab, Break Tackle 3700011547110k (110+60k) 
4 NobRenegade Goblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Animosity, Sure Feet, Two Heads 26030032440k (40+40k) 
5 DefilerRenegade Human Lineman6338Claw, Mighty Blow, Block 371101044450k (50+60k) 
6 RenegadeRenegade Human Lineman6448Wrestle, +AG, Guard, +ST 37980335450k (50+130k) 
7 Artemis ProwlRenegade Human Lineman6338Block, Mighty Blow, Claw 270201434950k (50+60k) 
8 Tonald RumpRenegade Human Lineman6338  700000050k (50+0k) 
9 RedditRenegade Human Lineman6438Block, +ST 24020422450k (50+70k) 
10 FalstaffRenegade Human Lineman6338Extra Arms 21030101150k (50+20k) 
11ArticleRenegade Human Lineman6338Dodge 602000650k (50+30k) 
12 Anul the LeperRenegade Dark Elf Lineman7348Animosity, +MA, Wrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball 3411130506070k (70+90k) 
13 D'ArmitageRenegade Human Lineman6338  1200000050k (50+0k) 
14 CavernousRenegade Human Lineman6338Block, Tackle 17110432750k (50+40k) 
14 players  
Coach:Longshanks Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Chaos Renegades Fan Factor:4  
Team Value:1980k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:100000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1980k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:37 (10/6/21) |TD Diff:-20 (42 - 62) |Cas Diff:28 (57/25/12 - 36/19/11)
Last Opponent: Griffon Gate Sentinels