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From the team that brought you Zone Improvement, Better Gnomes and Guardians and The Blodge

Flat pack got you bothered?
Guardians looking lifeless?
Dwarves digging up your 'mums?

These girls CAN FIX IT!

Turning the SWL upside down with their no-nonsense 'renovations', it's the girls from...
DOMESTIC BLITZ!
Cast & Crew
Tipsters, Tricksters and Pro-level Unpackers
Future Stars
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Critical Reviews
Appraisals of key games and plays

The Good:

The Bad:

The Ugly:


Hot Tips!
Trial of Blood
6 games, 3/0/3.
Best match: 2-0 vs Bush Cobras - 23spp haul.
Worst Match: 0-4 vs Doddle - 0 TDs, a mere 9spp.

Season 66:
Regionals
* Unbeaten run, including revenge on Comfortably Average.
* Conceded a mere 2 TDs.

Gold Loogies
Awarded the highest honour in Cabalvision broadcasting(Best team player award - seasonal)
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Fan Mail
Fan Favourite Moments (Team Achievements!)

Best Match: Domestic Blitz 4-0 Norlanders XI
Worst Match: ?

Best Season Record: Dodgy Dan Regionals LXVI: 7/0/0 - 35 points
Worst Season Record: Division ?: ?/?/? - ??points

Most Casualties (For): 8/0/0 vs Bekersfield Butchers
Most Casualties (Against): 3/1/0 vs Western Warthogs
Original Bio design and bbcode by cdwat | Pitch logo expertly made by Karnov



Susan Stenstorp
Mandy Malm
Tina Tistel
Solig
Smaska
Ytterlig
Vurm
Volym
Vildbar
Uppenbar
Trollsta
Tallvik
Tafjord
Svala
Rofylld
Ramvik
Prestera
Persika
Odda
Nyttig
Nostalgisk
Molnig
Molger
Lack
Kottbullar
Krabb
Koja
Knoppa
Kommers
Karlstad
Jondal
Jokkmokk
Idgrund
Ingolf
Hulda
Hemnes
Fryken
Fintorp
Fartyg
Expedit
Eldig
Effektiv
Droppar
Billy
Barnslig
Bagge



Blitzers
A: Tackle, MB, Guard, Dauntless
B: Guard, Tackle, MB, SF
C: Guard, MB, Dauntless, SF
D: MB, PO, Tackle, Frenzy, Juggs

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 4 3 6
Block, Dodge
Guard, +ST, Stand Firm, +MA
-av 26 3 6 0 7 4 55/76 210k
(90+120)k
 
2
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow
  7 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
3
Koka Kalim Blitzer
5 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Dauntless, Juggernaut
-ma 26 2 3 0 20 5 76/176 190k
(90+100)k
 
4
Koka Kalim Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  27 3 10 0 11 1 60/76 180k
(90+90)k
 
5
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Guard, +AG, Block, Side Step
  27 6 9 0 0 4 53/76 180k
(70+110)k
 
6
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
  25 2 6 0 1 2 32/51 130k
(70+60)k
 
7
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Tackle
  26 2 1 0 5 2 25/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
8
Tribal Linewoman
5 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Tackle
-ma 19 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
9
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Dirty Player
n 25 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
10
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  26 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle, Guard
  27 0 1 0 7 1 22/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
12
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Sure Hands
  7 5 0 0 0 1 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  18 0 0 1 0 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
14
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  18 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
14 players  
Coach: Luohghcra Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 760k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (16/2/9) |TD Diff:14 (43 - 29) |Cas Diff:31 (40/19/13 - 28/10/3)
Last Opponent: Dallas Drowboys