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[SL] Horn White And The Gors
Roster [L] Beastmen

Once upon a time, there was a small, ivory horned Minotaur called Horn White, because beastmen are nothing if not bad at being inventive. The Minotaur's horns were so beautiful it was claimed they were gifts from Slaanesh.

The beastlord of Horn White's tribe grew jealous of the beautiful horns and drove the small Minotaur to flee for fear of more abuse.

Eventually the Minotaur came across a small cottage, which being a Minotaur he immediately raided and tried to rip apart, until he found the bedroom, and being a lazy git decided to move around so he could sleep on and mess up all of the many beds inside at once, and save a little time.

When he eventually awoke it was to rather a lot of noise in the lower rooms, and a drunken cacophony of braying and other assorted goat-like noises. Which Horn White went down to put a stop to, so he could go back to sleep in the beds he had taken as his own.

Down in the living room he found a bunch of very drunk gors, who had been thrown out of their tribes for being drunk and disorderly (and as beastmen are one of the most loutish, uncouth and frankly bad mannered beasts in any and all planes of existence, you can imagine how drunk and disorderly you have to be to be throw out of such a tribe of them, let us take that and use it as reason not to show the chaos that the Minotaur saw there, for your own sanity)

Horn white was gladdened to be in such company and spent many years there, until he was full grown. There was an episode with a poisoned apple, but as Horn White was a Minotaur that was healthier than some things he'd eaten, at least the apple you could be sure what it was, Horn white once ate a horrible mass of purple and tentacles without knowing what it could have been, such is the behaviour of a drunk Minotaur.

Once Horn white was grown though he went back to his tribe and ate the beastman who had threatened him in his youth. Such conflict resolution not being uncommon with beastmen, so no-one batted an eye.

The end
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Horn White
Bullgor
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 150k
(150+0)k
  
2
Smelly
Bestigor
6 4 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Stupid
Bestigor
6 4 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
4
Grumpy
Bestigor
6 4 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
5
Sleepy
Ungor
7 2 3 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Childish
Ungor
7 2 3 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Sneezy
Ungor
7 2 3 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Rude
Ungor
7 2 3 7
Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Naughty
Gor
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
Cheerful
Gor
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11
Bashful
Gor
6 3 3 8
Horns
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Cap'nCodpiece Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Beastmen Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 980k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 980k Apothecary: No  

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