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Shenanigargles
Roster [R] Halfling

Shenanigargles is a collection of the most dashing, daring, crude dudes The Moot had to offer.
Named after the head coaches demand for whacky shenanigans (with no regard for safety), these boys play for the fun of it. This may make them dangerous loonies, so we may all be safer this way.
Known for their obnoxious behavior, on and off the pitch, their team 'battle cry' is "YOLO~!" (You Only Live Once, so go out in style). This is often shouted by fans and players, when someone makes a move that is outright dangerous, or overtly flashy.
Although captain Loz is in charge of the team, on paper, this is only because he got hired on first. The true heart and soul of this team is "Butt Stuff"- Barry "Butt Stuff" McGruff. His attitude and personality has captivated the hearts of peers and fans, and is exactly what the owner envisioned, when he started putting this team together.
No helmets- ever.
Players must drink hard liquors before taking the pitch.
And all players must talk shit.

Of course, being the single most dangerous sport in the world, there are bound to be casualties. That said, some small bodied halflings just don't cut the mustard. We all say "YOLO", but these super fly men have made their way onto the "at least I didn't go out like a punk" list.

 "AT LEAST I DIDN'T GO OUT LIKE A PUNK!"
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Captain Loz
Treeman
1 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard
 n, -ma 17 0 0 0 5 0 10/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
2
Kinkledink
Halfling Hopeful
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
 -ma 18 2 1 0 1 1 12/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
3
Spaghetti
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
 n 15 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
4
Ronnie 'Whomp" White
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Disco
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Skrip
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Ronnie "Frightnore" Davidson
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Popcornicus
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Ragglefragle Danknug
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
   17 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
10
Broki "Chad" Swaggins
Halfling Hopeful
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Feeglefinger
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sure Feet
 -av, n 16 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
12
Token Jew
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 17 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Barry "Butt Stuff" McGruff
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Jump Up, Side Step, Catch, Sure Feet
 n 18 0 9 0 0 5 52/76 110k
(30+80)k
  
15
Grumblebum
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Brea "Badbitch" Birch
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard
   4 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
15 players  
Coach: HebeFeelya Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1270k (±420) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1270k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (2/0/17) |TD Diff:-40 (15 - 55) |Cas Diff:-68 (15/4/5 - 61/22/9)
Last Opponent: Learn In Ranked