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Bigwood Tree Shmashaz
Roster [L] Savage Orc (CIBBL)


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Bigwood Tree Shmashaz
"You wanna walk a path, you gotta make it."

From the ever sprawling jungle of the steaming Southlands come the Bigwood Tree Shmashaz. Every member of the tribe learns to trim the trees from a young age not only to not be cut off from the others by the vast vegetation, but also to honor the tribe's essential tradition: the pitchclear. Whenever the Shmashaz want to put up camp they clear enough of the surrounding jungle for a proper game of Blood Bowl. Shaman Tritob says maybe bowl is just played to get lazy orcs to do their woodkeeping, but he knows full well his greens would go mad left without something to shmash for too long, so best to get it out of the system.

"Of course I play Blood Bowl, what am I? Civilized?" -- Tardiproth Twikbreka

Year 2 W D L TD +TD -TD *CAS +CAS -CAS *PrestigeAchievements
Spring 1 1 1 3 3 0 6 7 -1 5 0
Summer 1 1 3 3 6 -3 13 14 -1 4 2
Autumn 5 1 0 10 3 7 19 17 2 21 1
Winter 0 0 1 0 2 -2 3 4 -1 - -2

In this weeks Disgruntling Debutants we take a look at a team from the hostile south where every ray of light has to be wrung from the jungle: the Bigwood Tree Shmashaz!

Blood Bowl being a long tradition of the Bigwood tribe and the only way to get the orcs to clean enough jungle for a proper campsite it was only a matter of time before they wanted to take it out on some moving targets. And oh boy do they have some fury in their mitts. After a steal-away win against Eternal Ecstasy - look in the match report for the exact moment the orcs lost their fear of the ball - the Shmashaz now stand at an early lead in the Iron Division, but all is up for grabs with the first results just coming in and the Khorne portal yet to be opened.

As many a team in our beloved league the Shmashaz began their road to gore in their home region, starting in this case with a 2-1 win against the Sport Spawning Zlatan. In their second game the orcs, although troubling to get their hands on the spinning dervishes, managed to hold a 1-1 tie against the later region's champ Nejaz Djinn. This was also the last game for shaman Tritop to serve as the teams apothecary, as the tribe's witch doctor who goes by the name Leaf Mialohn, but does not want to be called - at all - finally ran out of excuses to do his job. As of now, Tritop has reverted to watching the games from high above and instructing the players on their mistakes after the game. So far this has yet to pay off.

Shining star of the team is Tardiproth Twikbreka, staking out 3 Triple-X awards in his last 3 games - what a beast! His first time in the light was a regional game against the Southland Scuttlers: With their fellow players lying prone due to some tribal rivalry that - albeit with the proper proceedings - was handled a little too close to the game, three blitzers made a concentrated attack on the ball-handling spider rider. After emerging the brawl with the ball Tardi was cut short just before scoring. Entangled in a spider's legs he couldn't make the final yard and after a quick relay deep into the Shmashaz' half the Scuttlers scored the deciding touchdown. Erclia Limblumb, one of the teams more positional blitzers, would later find herself in a similar situation. Deep in the second half with the Scuttlers' numbers fairly diminished she went for the score but nothing in her training could have prepared her for getting stuck in a spider's left-behind net! She felt the end zone with her face and lobbed the ball over to the crowd. With this loss the tribe finished second in the Southlands.

In the Conjoined Blue Eagle tournament the Shmashaz formed the superteam The Green Menace with the zoats Talsyn Tramplers. Only contributing one win to the Menace's scoresheet the orcs were left out of glory almost completely if not for Tardiproth's peak pummeling performance, which won him the Blue Eagle Ascending (casualty category). The trog Buce'ador joined the team from the fan ranks after a particularly brutal game against the Way of the Dragon. And when I say from the ranks I mean from the ranks: When the other fans finally realized the cause of the blocks massive bug infestation they threw him right in the Shmashaz dugout. Although his subsequent cheering from pole position failed to bring his team victory, with a history of bare knuckle tunneling he'll fit in right and tight with the tribe. The last we have seen from him was a situation after last game's ending ritual: Trying to impress Prattlehead - the talking lizardmen blitzer skull of Nomgulg - with his trophy the cave dweller approached him, when the unthinkable happened: Prattle actually shut up for once! Was Buce'ador's "ZLATLAN SHMASH!" scream when given the MVP for doing nothing just too much for him? Did this dirty cave dweller just claim to spring from the once so great temple-city or does he have some unfinished business there?

Tune in when the big guns meet the little fellas in their next game against the Goblin Revolushunary Kommittee to find out how long the greens can continue their spree! Will the combination of their increased wages - the Komittee seems to just subside on less - and the time-out of their prime blitzer be enough to take them down?

Stories yet to be told.


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Progression: Standard
1 Buce'ador EspeleólodyTroglodyte5519Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Disturbing Presence, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Guard, Stand Firm 90003321150k (150+40k) 
2Brawl PunyaSavage Blitzer7337Block, Frenzy, Thick Skull 000000090k (90+0k) 
3 Erclia LimblumbSavage Blitzer7337Block, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard 14020301290k (90+20k) 
5 Nomgulg PrattleheadSavage Blitzer7347Block, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard, +AG 13150202090k (90+60k) 
6 Persqka Boughclip Savage Blocker5427Frenzy, Thick Skull, Dodge, Diving Tackle 14000722480k (80+60k) 
7 T?ne MahutaSavage Blocker5427Frenzy, Thick Skull, Block 6010311480k (80+20k) 
8 Arprehdy TaenaeraeSavage Blocker5427Frenzy, Thick Skull 700001580k (80+0k) 
9 Crispy WoodsSavage Blocker5427Frenzy, Thick Skull 300001580k (80+0k) 
10 Radix RadexSavage Lineman6327Frenzy, Thick Skull-ag300000050k (50+0k) 
13 Scrub ScrubSavage Lineman6337Frenzy, Thick Skull, Block, Guard 15010422150k (50+40k) 
17 Harold HardrockJourneyman Savage Lineman6337Loner, Frenzy, Thick Skull 000000050k (50+0k) 
10 players  
Coach:Teppich Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Savage Orc (CIBBL) Fan Factor:6  
Team Value:1420k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:40000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1420k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:15 (6/3/6) |TD Diff:-1 (15 - 16) |Cas Diff:1 (25/15/4 - 21/18/4)
Last Opponent: Sport Spawning Zlatlan