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C'attle C'haos
Roster [L] Chaos Chosen

Location: Seattle
Nickname: Legion of Boom
Stadium: Century Kill Field
Team Captain: Cardinal "3 for 3" Roark [RUT]

Colors: Blue, Silver and Bright Green
Sponsor: Starbucks. American Cattle Insurance. Boeing.



TEAM BIO

C-attle C-haos press conference 26.9.2019, 12:40, coach speaking:
"We like that big red timeout-button. Looks tasty, like a carrot or a tomato. We will push it, if you take more than 4 minutes for a turn. Usually the crazy goat that will jump on that button will also shout something like "Meh-eh-eh-eh Taking more than 4 minutes is cheating möh-öh-öh-öh!!", with a crazy look in her eye. Don't get near a beast that acts like that..."


Team started season 19 in Arizona as "Kill'Em All".

Moved to Seattle in season 21. After dissappointing 8 games fired scapegoat QB Doug Bloodwin, most controversial roster cut in NBFL history, yet went undefeated until end of season. Ok, people seem to need more answers. We didn't like his silly face.

Season 22: Division rivalry with stimme's blue orcs begins. We got infinite hatred for them.

Season 24: Kill'Em Young creates the "Kill'Em Young foundation", which raises funds for Ex-NBFL-players with financial needs. Please donate now: https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=12044177
Undefeated regular season, defeated stimme's blue orcs 3 times, lost SB.

NBFL: https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=6524&op=view

New player names: https://www.seahawks.com/team/players-roster/

TROPHY ROOM

Season #24: NFC conference champions (yes, this is a second place trophy)

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Season 19: 6-2-6. 8th in NFC. 2nd in CAS. Hattrick Peterson the Mercyless = Best Fouler.

Season 20: 10-4-0. Roark most CAS. #1 seed. Coach of the year. Best Apo Dr. Chaos Cavelowsky. Playoffs one and done vs. Weaklington pro elves.

Season 21: A shitty first half, fired scapegoat Bloodwin --> strong second half. Missed playoffs by minimal margin.

Season 22: Missed playoff due to massive elven BS. I shall have my revenge...

Season 23: Regular season champ. Lost in conf. final to same cheating blue orcs.

STAR PLAYERS

Conzelman the Devourer - what a nice cow: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915667

Len Ford [Cle] - blitzing goat: http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915666

*** Did you know...

- Original franchise name "Kill'Em All" is still our team's motto and hymn.

- The hunt is on: 10 points for every dead/retired elf from stimme's team, and 150 points for killing king kaep, the wolf - which also ends the hunt.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Austin CabritoChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Tackle, Tentacles, Stand Firm 1181302013115100k (100+100k) 
2Griffins Klo Beastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 12010003+660k (60+20k) 
3 Juan "Speedy" Gonzalez [SMU]Beastman Runner6438Horns, Block, Sure Hands, +ST, Sure Feet, Side Step 120800024+9060k (60+150k) 
4 Dillinger [IVCC]Beastman Runner7338Horns, Block, +MA, Dodge, Guard 120100318+4260k (60+100k) 
5Quinton KillbarBeastman Runner6338Horns 400000060k (60+0k) 
6 Sam Gallahan [HOWL]Beastman Runner7338Horns, Block, Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Sure Hands 254905146+6660k (60+120k) 
7 B. Maxwell [Torx]Chosen Blocker4439Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw, Tentacles-ma1161140932239100k (100+120k) 
8Burry-Kiv'ren the NecrophileChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard 40100318100k (100+40k) 
9Bobby ScalperBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dirty Player 59020006+660k (60+20k) 
10Onsi'Ded Shitsh'OwChosen Blocker5439Block, Guard, Stand Firm 191105434100k (100+60k) 
11Seth ClawkinsBeastman Runner6438Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Claw 21020886260k (60+110k) 
12 Cardinal "3 for 3" Roark [RUT]Beastman Runner6328Horns, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Claw, Juggernaut-ag1160142105226660k (60+120k) 
13Phillip "Av6" CorsettBeastman Runner6338Horns, Block 17010003+660k (60+20k) 
14Chaz BloxtonBeastman Runner6338Horns, Dodge, Block, Guard 250203327+660k (60+70k) 
15Jordyn HovesBeastman Runner6338Horns 200000060k (60+0k) 
16John Ursula Beastman Runner6328Horns, Block-ag11000102+660k (60+20k) 
16 players  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 10  
Team Value: 2580k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 740000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:122 (67/29/26) |TD Diff:92 (211 - 119) |Cas Diff:333 (343/178/68 - 151/78/27)
Last Opponent: Warpstone Bay Ratscallions