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When the herbal tea store chain HotBru Inc. declared bankruptcy due to a sudden, virulent mass food poisoning of their hipster clientele, their now unemployed Baristas, Teamasters and Trainee Baggers had to come up with an alternative job to keep bringing home the crumpets. A few of them banded together to form the Swooning Spoonmen, using their former HotBru polo shirts as livery.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dauntless
  5 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
  5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Mighty Blow
  5 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
5
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
  5 2 0 0 0 0 2/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Kick-Off Return
  5 3 0 0 0 1 8/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
7
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
m 5 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 60k
(0)k
 
8
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(0)k
 
11
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 140k
(140+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
15
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Bogenhafen_Bron Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1120k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (0/2/3) |TD Diff:-7 (2 - 9) |Cas Diff:4 (8/3/1 - 4/3/1)
Last Opponent: Clamp from the Swamp