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K'r'shh Sl'ppr'ss
Roster [L] Snakemen (CIBBL)
K'r'shh Sl'ppr'ss
Vzzz...H'll th-rrrr...oh, sorry, no snakespeak, no?
Ha...Hello there, how are you doing?
If you hover on (or touch) the snakespeak text you'll see the
translation. Good thing I travelled lots abroad!

Head Coach
Cl'thh "Det" K'brr

Race
Snakemen



Team Colours
Purple & Yellow

Current Prestige
20







Hover on (or touch) the coach
image, he wants to greet you!

News

(Year 4, Spring, game three)

Tth' g-mm w'ss-rr-ll C-SSH-hh-vyy -nn'...l-ckyy sshn-k'ss, tth'yy w'rr'tth' b-sshhyy ssh'd' tth'ss t'mm! Vv'ryy n'cc' g-mm-vv'rr-ll th'-gh, w'tth tth'm'sshm'rrss b'-ng cr-c'll'nn mm-rr' tth-n -nn' -cc'ssh'-n. F'rsshtt h-lff, -Rr-mp-gg' p'rrff'ctt DD m'sssh'ss-p w'tth tth'sshn-k'fff'ncc' b-tt tth'yy d'msshtr-tt' ssh-p'rrb'gg'l'tyy'nd sshww'tcch ffl-nkk'nd ssh'cc-r'TTD. 'nn tth'ssh'c-nd h-lff, ll'k'tth'rr tt'm'ss, tth'sshn-k'ss -v'rrc-mmm'tt-nn-n 'ggr'sssh'vv' d'ff'ncc'nd c-n'tt ssht-p tth' tt'.
Tth' Sshl'pp'r'ss'nd -ll tth' ff-nss ww-nt tt- tth-nkk Bbl'-nn' ff-r h'ss ssh'rv'cc'. Hh'ss r't'rr'ng d-'tt- tth' m-nyy 'njj-r'ss ssh-fff'r'd whh'l' pl-yy'ng.
The game was a real CAS-heavy one...lucky snakes, they were the bashy
side this time! Very nice game overall though, with the mesmers being
crucial in more than one occasion. First half, a Rampage perfect D
messes up with the snake offence but they demonstrate superb agility
and switch flank to secure a TD. In the second half, like other times,
the snakes overcommmitt on an aggressive defence and can't stop the tie.
The Slipperies and all the fans want to thank Blue One for his service.
He's retiring due to the many injuries suffered while playing.

(Year 4, Spring, game two)

W-hh...tth'Sshl'ppr'ss c'm-t w'tth -w'nn b'tt't w-ss ssh-rr'lyy h'rrd ff-ght! -fft'rr h-v'ng -nd'rssht'mm-t'd l'pp -dd'bl' sshn-k'yy'ss l'tss th'sshn-kss sshc-rr' -tt th'nnd -ff th'ff'rssht h-lff. Ssh'c-nd h-lff'ss m'rr tth-ghf-ll, w'tth -bb-l-ncc'd d'ff'ncc' m-k'ng m'vv'm'ntt d'fff'c-lt ff-r th'Cl-tcch'rss. -n th''ndd th'yy p'rcc' th'd'ff'ncc b'tt th'sshn-k'ss m-n-gg' tt'p-pp-ndd ssh'c-rr' th'b-lll, ssht-pp'ng th'qq-l'zz'ng TD.
Woah...the Slipperies come out with a win but it was surely hard fought!
After having understimated leap a double snake eyes lets the snakes
score at the end of the first half. Second half is more thoughtful,
with a balanced defence making movement difficult for the Clutchers.
In the end they pierce the defence but the snakes manage to pop and
secure the ball stopping the equalizing TD.

(Year 4, Spring, game one)

Hh'rd m'tcch f'rr th'sshn'k'ss'nn th'sshn-ww. Th'pp'ss rr-llyy-tsshttrr'ngth'd-ss! F'rssht h'lf ssh'w-ss d'ff'nd tt-r b'ssht b-t-sshtrr'ng'ff 3 C-S'ndd 'nn'K-'n-nn- tt'rn l'tt th-p'ss thr-gh. Ssh'c-nd h'lff th-fff'nc'w-ss ssht-ll'd'ndd -sshn'ked d-dg l'fft th'b'lll 'xxp'ssh'd...w'mm-n-g'dd tt'ssht-p tth'p'ss frr-m sshc-r'ng b'tt ff-mbll'd th'p'ss tth-t c-ld h'vv' tt-d th'gg-m. Nn'c'-nn! M'dgg't w'ss 'njj'rr'd b'tt w'll b'bb-ck 'fft'rr th'n'xxt g'mm!
Hard match for the snakes in the snow. The apes really outstrengthed us!
First half saw us defend at our best but a string of 3 CAS and one KO in one
turn let the apes through. Second half the offence was stalled and a snaked
dodge left the ball exposed...we managed to stop the apes from scoring
but fumbled the pass that could have tied the game. Nice one!
Midget was injured but will be back after the next game!

(Year 4, Spring, pre-season ramblings)

Ssh'3 ssh'ssh'nss h'vv p'ssht, n'rlyy -wwh-l' y'rr. W'hh-d -rr'lly tt-gh ssht'rtt b'tt'rr'n-w'n -rr'm-rk'blyy g'dd sshh-p'-ct-llyy...wwh'tt w'll hh'pp-n n'xxtt? W'hh-p' t'hh-v -g-d ssh'ssh'n'ndd k'kp'mpr-vv'ng-rr t'mm'nd c-cch'ng!
So 3 seasons have past, nearly a whole year. We had a really tough start
but are now in a remarkably good shape actually...what will happen next?
We hope to have a good season and keep improving our team and coaching!


Older entries, by season


(Year 4, Spring)

...waiting for it to start...
(Year 4, Winter, game two)

Th'ffr'nddly g'mm w'th th'Ww'd-wss w'ntt rr-tth'r sshm-thlyy f'rr b-tth t'mmss, w'tth'nlyy-prr'ssht'sss m'sssh'ngg th'nn-xxt g'mm. 't w'ss-r'l-xxingg drr'ww w'tth b'tth t'mmss trry'ngg tt'g'vv ssh'm'f th'rr-k'ss -b'tt'f t'mm'n th'pp'tcch.
The friendly game with the Widows went rather smoothly for both teams,
with only a priestess missing the next game. It was a relaxing draw with
both teams trying to give some of the rookies a bit of time on the pitch.

(Year 4, Winter, game one)

W'w'rr xtrr'm'lly l-ckky'n tth'g'mm 'g-nssht th'w'rr-b'ssht t'mm. 'r tt-l'ntss w'rr-r'lly hìlpfful th'ss t'mm-nd B'gg Bb'-sshc-rr'd tw'cc, vv'ry g-dd! N'ww th't'mm l-kss f'nn'nd w'rr m-cch m'rr c-nff'd'ntt'n th'ff-t'rr.
We were extremely lucky in the game against the werebeast team.
Our talents were really helpful this time and Big Boa scored
twice, very good! Now the team looks fine and we are much more
confident in the future.
(Year 3, Autumn, game six)

Th'Sl'ppr'ss cm'tt'f tth'ss gg-m w'thh'd'ssh'rvv'd l-sss. Ssh-m ppl'yss w'rr rr-llyy n'cc b-tt th'tcc-m w'sshn't pp'rf'ctt, 'th-rrss w'rr fl-t't...'nn'cc'sss'rryy t'ssh'y th'l'ssht. Gg'd gg-m'nyyw'yy! 'r'pp- ssh'v'd y-t'gg-nn'r Sshtr'ngl'rr fr-mm d'thh...y'hh!
The Slipperies came out of this game with a deserved loss. Some plays
were really nice but the outcome wasn't perfect, others were flat
out...unnecessary to say the least. Good game anyway!
Our Apo saved yet again our Strangler from death...yeah!

(Year 3, Autumn, game five)

C-m'ngg 'tt'ff tth'ss ssht-bby g'mm w'tth-vv'rry l'cky w'nn'nv-lvving l-ng b-mbss'n'dd-ddg'ss th'sshn'k-ss ssht'll h-v'prr-bl'mss'n d-ff'ncc'. Th'c-chh sshw'r-dd th'tt th't'mm w'll 'sh-m-rr ptt'ntt d-ff'ncc' n-xxt tt'mm'...h-p'ff-lly!
Coming out of this stabby game with a very lucky win involving long bombs
and dodges the snakes still have problems in defence. The coach sweared
that the team will use a more patient defence next time...hopefully!

(Year 3, Autumn, game four)

Ss-tt'pp-rrss th'ffc-ss'n dff-nc wsshn't th'rr th'ss g'mm'tth-rr...-pss. H'd-n'cc f'rsstt h-lf b'tt vv'rrc-mm'ttd'n prrff'ct d'ff-ncc'n th'ssh'c-ndd, 'nd ffr-m th'rr th'tt-m c-lddn'tt d- m'chh'xcc'ptt ttr' ssh-m r'sshkyy'ct-nss. -r mm'dd'c dd'dd h'ss j'bb b-tt Bl'-n' ssh-ff'rdd y'tt'nth'rr 'njj-ryy. M'chh tt'p-nd'rr f'rr th'n'xxt g'mme!
So it appears the focus on defence wasn't there this game either...oops.
Had a nice first half but overcommitted on a perfect defence in the second,
and from there the team couldn't do much except try some risky actions.
Our medic did his job but Blue One suffered yet another injury.
Much to ponder for the next game!

(Year 3, Autumn, game three)

Th' Ff'ngsshn'pprr Cll'wpp'ck ssht-pp'd'ss'n 1-1. 'nf-rt'ntt'lyy th'rr w'ss-m'sssh'dd c-tchh't th'nnd'f th'gg-m th't c-ldd h'vv br-ght'ss'n th'2-1 b-t ww'cctt-llyy d'dnn't dff'nd w-ll'n-hh'ndd th'tt w'ss wh-tt c-ssh'd th'tt-. M'rr f-c'ss'n th'ss dd'rr'ng trr'n'ng!
The Fangsnapper Clawpack stopped us on 1-1. Unfortunately there was
a missed catch at the end of the game that could have brought us
on the 2-1 but we actually didn't defend well enough and that was
what caused the tie. More focus on this during training!

(Year 3, Autumn, game two)

Th Ff-llw'rss'ff th'Ff'rsshtt C-ntt hvv'n l'ck'g-nsshtt 'ss't ssh'mss...w'm'n-gg'd tt'sshc-rr l't'n th'ff'rssht h'lff'nd thh'n d-bl'pp th'n'xxt h'lff'fftrr-ssh'rr'ss'ff l'ck-m'sshm'rr'zz'ng b'll b-ncc'ss. N'ww h'dd'nn th'n-xxt m'tchh!
The Followers of the First Count have no luck against us
it seems...we managed to score late in the
first half and then double up the next half
after a series of lucky mesmerizing ball bounces.
Now head on the next match!

(Year 3, Autumn, game one)

'n-bl'zz-rdd'r t-lntss w'rr'f n'ssh, ndd thhtt p'sshkyy w'zz'rdd! Whh'n th'tt-m gr-bss h'mm...'nyw-y g-dd g-mm! M-j'rr-vrssh'ght'ff tth'c-chh-t th'bgg'nn'ng, pr-bblyy d't'th'bl'zz-rdd tt-, b't w'rr nt nhh-ppyy w'th th'ttm p'rfrm-ncc.
In a blizzard our talents were of no use, and that
pesky wizard! When the team grabs him...anyway good game!
Major oversight of the coach at the beginning, probably due to the
blizzard too, but we are not unhappy with the team performance.

(Year 3, Summer, game three)

W'rr ssht'll sshhck'dd'f hh'w th-th'rdd gg-mm ww'nt. Th-vvmp'rss w'rr vv'rry d'fff'cllt-ppnn'tss'nd 'rr mm'dcc llck'ly ssh-v'd'n-ff-r sshtr'ngg sshn-kss ffr'm d-tth. 'n th-nd w'c-m-tt'n tt'p tthh-nkss t'N-fffl'...sshn-k'y'ss!
We are still shocked of how the third game went. The vampires were very difficult
opponents and our medic luckily saved one of our strong snakes from death.
In the end we came out on top thanks to Nuffle...snake eyes!

(Year 3, Summer, game two)

Ssh'cndd gg'mm w-ppr'chhdd w'tthh ff'r...'rcss'r'nt knn'w t'bb' gg'ntll. 'n tthh-nd w-mm'ng'dd t-ssh'cc-rr-gg-dd vv'ct'rrr'n'm-sshtt 'mmp-rt'ntt-f 'll n-'nn g'tt'njj-rr'dd.'llss-ww' c-'ldd ff'n-llyy fff-rd-mm'dd-cc. Vzz-Qll!
Second game we approached with fear...orcs are not know to be gentle.
In the end we managed to secure a good victory and most important of all
no one got injured. Also we could finally afford a medic. Yupi!

(Year 3, Summer, game one)

Ffirssht g-mm' w'ss...blll'd b'th. Ttthr' prmmn'nt 'nj-r'ss, tw-f wh'cchh'n vv'rr'mprrt'nt pl'yrss. 't-'ll sshdd'nl' gt vv'rr cmmpl'ctdd! Th-t'mm w'll hldd'n'hhp'ffll ssh'pprtt ssht'ff w'll b-b-ssht'd w'thh mmdd'cc...ssh'nn. Tth'nkss frr th-ss'pp-rt.
First game was...a blood bath. Three permanent injuries, two of
which on very important players. It all suddenly got very
complicated! The team will hold and hopefully the support staff
will be boosted with a medic soon. Thanks for the support.

(Year 3, Summer, preseason)

"K'r'shh Sl'ppr'ss 'rr hrr pl-y w'th th-b'sst, qll!
W-lv grrr-b'ng lvsss'n'sl'ppr'nggg'n ssstd'-msss, Vzzz!"
Kuresh Slipperies are here to play with the best, ha!
We love grabbing elves and slippering in stadiums, yep!
Info
W-rr pr-d t'nn-nccc tth'tt SSHCR'BBLL 'ss-#4 ff'tt-r'ss th-ff'll'nt'rrvv-w w'tth c-cch D't tth'tt sshh'dss l'ghtt'n tth'-r'g'nss'f tth'ss vv-r' t'mm! Ccl'ckk h'rr tt-g'tt y-rr ffrr'cc-py n'ww! Vzzz!
We are proud to announce that SCRIBBL issue #4 features the full
interview with coach Det that sheds light on the origins of this very
team! Ha! Click here to get your free copy now!

Stadium:
Ngkrrw-tt Sshp'r-ll

Angkorwat Spiral

Mottos:
Sshn'k-y'ss!
Snake eyes!

L'vv'ndd dd- byy th'sshn'kk 'yy-!
Live and die by the snake eye!

Team Song:
Gg, K'r'shh, Gg!
sshl'thrr tthr-ghh th'mm'n'c'll 'r-nnd th'mm!
Gg, Sl'ppr'ss, Gg!
d'ncc'm-ngg th'mm'n'sshc-rr 'gg'nssht th'mm!

Go Kuresh, Go!
slither through them and coil around them!
Go Slipperies, Go!
dance among them and score against them!

Dd'y-kkn-ww??
Do you know what the holes in the spectator seats in the Slipperies
stadium are for? At the entrance if you are a snakemen they give you
a stick (different lengths/sizes available) that fits upright into the
hole so you can coil around it and have a better view!
Seasons

Year 4, Winter - Friendlies

W'nt'rr ffr'ndl'ss w'rr gg'd f'rr'ss, th't'mm l-kss b'tt'rr'nd b'tt'rr! L'tt'ss ssh'hh-w th'rr'g-n-llss g'!
Winter friendlies were good for us, the team looks better and better!
Let's see how the regionals go.


Year 3, Autumn - Granite Division

End'd with a 2/1/3 record, fin'ssh'ng 6th over'll...out of 7...of wh'cch 2 teams dropped out midssh'sshon...so not a sshtell'rr ssh'asshon but at leassht we built a reliable team!
Ended with a 2/1/3 record, finishing 6th overall...out of 7...
...of which 2 teams dropped out midseason...so not a
stellar season but at least we built a reliable team!


Year 3, Summer – Youngbloods XII

K'r'shh Sl'ppr'ss r-r'h-ppyyy t-h-ldd th'ttl'f Y-nngbl-dd Ch-mp'nn f'r w'nn'ng th'Y-nngbl-dss XII! Vzzz!
Kuresh Slipperies are happy to hold the title of Youngblood
Champion for winning the Youngbloods XII! Yey!

Coach Det comment:
W'll, wh't can I sshay? Affterr a vvery diffficult sshtart we got b'ckk up and won the Youngbloodss. We gavve our bessht b't sshure all the prrayerss our sshhamanss did were ansshwered! Game one had uss sshhattered, game two sshaw us winn aga'nsshtt all odds and game thrree sshaw uss sshomehow keepp't all togetherr and win: triple Sshn'k-y'ss...sshtill can't bel'eve it, but Nufffle takess and Nufffle givess!

We arre approach'ng th'next ssheasshon w'th sshome hope. The tteam iss sshtart'ng to come ttogether and the sshnakess are eagerr to gett back on the pitch!
Well, what can I say? After a very difficult start we got back up
and won the youngbloods. We gave our best but sure all the prayers
our shamans did were answered! Game one had us shattered, game two
saw us win against all odds and game three saw us somehow keep it
all together and win with a triple Snake eyes...still can't believe
it, but Nuffle takes and Nuffles gives!

We are approaching the next season with some hope. The team is starting
to come together and the snakes are eager to get back on the pitch!
Players


Current roster:




Past players:

Practice
Th' coachh, wh'le not unh'ppyy w'tth the t'mm's perff'rmancc, iss alwayss l-kingg ffor wayss t'mprovve. One g'dd tipp he recce'ved, among many'therr even gr-t'rr on'ss, wass to play ssh'me ffr'endl'ess or other sshh'rt tourn'ess with th't'mm, to pract'cc more ssher'ousshly'nd even sshc-t ssh-me new sshnake playy'rrss. Thuss th'K'r'shh Sl'ppr'ss Prct'cc t'mm wass born. To know m-rr about the'rr perff-rmancc'nd whereaboutss go to the'rr t'mm page!
The coach, while not unhappy with the team's performance, is always
looking for ways to improve. One good tip he received, among
many other even greater ones, was to play some friendlies or
other short tournies with the team, to practice more seriously
and even scout some new snake players.
Thus the Kuresh Slipperies Practice team was born. To know
more about their performance and whereabouts go to their team page!

Original team bio template by Balle2000

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Progression: Standard
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Ch'nn'r "Big Boa" Qll-CrvnConstrictor5428Tentacles, Block, Guard 140203117100k (100+40k) 
2K'nn'th "Strangler" PtnntclConstrictor5428Tentacles, Block, Guard 140002319100k (100+40k) 
3D'ssh-t "Glowy" VprrdllcrrnMesmer6338Prehensile Tail, Hypnotic Gaze, Block, Claw 8110121680k (80+40k) 
4C'dm'qsz "Focus" NtrllMesmer6338Prehensile Tail, Hypnotic Gaze, Block, Claw 11030111680k (80+40k) 
5Ph'rn "Quick Tail" Vzz-SttnSidewinder7337Dodge, Side Step, Prehensile Tail, Block, Tackle 14450313090k (90+40k) 
6R'th's'k "Whirly" MssrbrSidewinder7347Dodge, Side Step, Prehensile Tail, Block, +AG 9420122290k (90+60k) 
7B-ssh'rkhh'm "Loosetongue" ...Sidewinder7337Dodge, Side Step, Prehensile Tail, Wrestle 500021990k (90+20k) 
8V'rr-nv'rry "Sunny" Ss'rpnt...Sidewinder7337Dodge, Side Step, Prehensile Tail, Block 411010690k (90+20k) 
9T'ng "Lefty" ClbrrSnakeman6338Prehensile Tail, Blockm13000021060k (0k) 
10V'sn "Midget" VprrSnakeman6328Prehensile Tail-ag1300010260k (60+0k) 
11Prr'n "Sparkly" ClbrrdrrcclSnakeman6338Prehensile Tail 400000060k (60+0k) 
12M-nngk'tt "Supertramp" N'tr...Snakeman6338Prehensile Tail 000000060k (60+0k) 
13Dtr'vssr "Mamba" VrddflsSnakeman6338Prehensile Tail, Guard 1401001860k (60+30k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:det Re-Rolls (120k):3  
Race:Snakemen (CIBBL) Fan Factor:8  
Team Value:1600k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:100000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1680k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:14 (6/4/4) |TD Diff:4 (16 - 12) |Cas Diff:-12 (8/5/5 - 20/7/3)
Last Opponent: Bhubaneswar Rampage