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Welcome to Mek Laboratories.

Here at Mek Laboratories we believe in improving on nature using advanced technology. Our lead doctor, Dok Grotsnik is the world's leading specialist in Mek enhancements.

Mek Laboratories will be showcasing their latest successes on the Bloodbowl field in Season 71 of the Southern Wastes League, and are proudly sponsoring, funding and supplying the Geargrinderz.

Playing out of Mek Stadium, Orcland, the Geargrinderz are out to show that with a little Mek, you can perform beyond your best.
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Beginnings
The research and development of Mek enhancements has long ceased. It has been many years since Greaser Geargrinder graced the Blood Bowl field.

But in a secret laboratory a Mad Dok known as Dok Grotsnik has been experimenting on his own kind. Orcs being the most likely to survive the traumatic procedure required to enhance the body with Mek.

Dok Grotsnik's greatest success (a subject who did not die during the procedure) coincided with the dramatic collapse of the SWL. And Grotsnik needed somewhere to test his creations.

So using funds from undisclosed places, Mek Laboratories purchased a stadium in Orcland and the MekLab Geargrinderz were formed. Some players will be enhanced with Mek, turning them into Cyborcs, for the fans pleasure.

They joined the SWL in season 71.

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Season 71
The Geargrinderz plowed their way to second in their conference, earning them a place in the SWL Premier League.

Unfortunately, several specimen were lost due to experiments not going to plan.

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Season 72
With a record of 3-0-3 the Geargrinderz scraped into 3rd place in the Premier League, qualifying them (somewhat controversially) for the Premier League in Season 73.

The extreme Mek used on Blood Gutrip turned out to be a failure. The specimen had to be terminated.
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Season 73
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Season 74

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Season 75
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Season 76
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Human League Premiership
SeasonScorePlaceWDLAwards
Season 539 pts2nd655
Season 646 pts3rd862
Season 846 pts2nd934
Season 944 pts4th844


Human League Premiership
SeasonScorePlaceWDLAwards
Season 1052 pts1st1132
Season 1248 pts3rd952
Season 1453 pts2nd1141
Season 1528 pts3rd524


Human League Premiership
SeasonScorePlaceWDLAwards
Season 1651 pts2nd1123
Season 2251 pts1st1123
Season 2553 pts2nd1141
Season 2640 pts4th817


Human League Conference
SeasonScorePlaceWDLAwards
Season 553 pts2nd1141
Season 644 pts8th844
Season 947 pts7th943
Season 1050 pts7th1042


Human League Conference
SeasonScorePlaceWDLAwards
Season 1152 pts6th1132
Season 1251 pts4th1051
Season 1453 pts2nd1141
Season 1555 pts1st1231


Human League Conference
SeasonScorePlaceWDLAwards
Season 1654 pts3rd1150
Season 1741 pts8th673
Season 1850 pts1st1042
Season 1943 pts3rd763


Human League Conference
SeasonScorePlaceWDLAwards
Season 2456 pts1st1240
Season 2550 pts1st1042
Season 2649 pts1st1033
Season 2746 pts3rd862

Uglath Deadtask
Despite having played 0 games, Uglath Deadtask makes the Hall of Fame by being the first subject to be enhanced by Mek and survive to make it to the pitch.

He has been improved with a Bionic Eye installed with a ball location progamme.

Subject now deceased. The bionic eye exploded causing irreversible damage to his head and face.
MA: 5
ST: 3
AG: 3
AV: 8

G: 7

SPP: 0
Thrower: Sure Hands, Pass, block, Kick off Return
Drolgo Rabidchewer
Drolgo is the first Geargrinder to by enhanced with a bionic arm. This experimental piece of Mek is meant to give him extra hitting power, but so far it has not proved successful (Season 71).

Winner of most blocks Premier League Season LXXII
MA: 6
ST: 3
AG: 3
AV: 9

G: 13

SPP: 10
Blitzer: Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle
Barni Blackchewer
Barni has been enhanced with Mek Arms late in Season 72, but despite not having any enhancements for most of the season, managed to win the Golden Heart for Most Turns played in the Premier League
MA: 6
ST: 3
AG: 3
AV: 9

G: 7

SPP: 10
Blitzer: Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
"Silk Hand" Bachelor
Bachelor played in the stronger roster ever fielded by the Vault Tec Squad and was the perfect companion to Bomber and Shooter. His elven abilities with the ball ensured the Squad an added dimension that most human teams just dream: fans still remember his legendary performance in the won Brawl with 6 completions for 26 yards! When he died, he ranked 8th Top Passer and 9th Highest Passing among all humans.
Awards:
MA: 6
ST: 3
AG: 5
AV: 8

G: 35

SPP: 104
Thrower: Sure Hands, Pass, +AG, +AG, Block, Leader, Safe Throw
"Relentless" Frontman
The Vault Tec Squad put a lot of hope in Frontman, the fifth captain of the VTS. He had a lot of traits in common with the two living legends, Bomber and Warrior, and lead the Squad relentlessly for 84 matches. Unfortunately, he was not able to succeed to Overseer Bomber, killed on the pitch by an enemy mutant.
At that time, he was the 9th Top Blocker and held the 10th spot in Most Blocks for humanity.
Awards:
MA: 6
ST: 3
AG: 3
AV: 8

G: 91

SPP: 196
Blitzer: Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Guard, Piling On, Juggernaut
"Horseman" Collector
Collector was the first non-blitzer players to be a VTS captain. He lead the team in a struggling period, when the Squad was brutalized by several mutants and bashers, always trying to rebuild to former glory. But he never gave up, carrying along new recruits on the field up to a win in the HP Conference. He retired to gather new talent for the VTS as an assistant coach, while he ranked 2nd Top Scorer, 3rd Highest Rushing and 4th Top Star in all-time humans.
Awards:
MA: 5
ST: 4
AG: 3
AV: 8

G: 94

SPP: 297
Thrower: Sure Hands, Pass, +ST, Block, Kick, Dodge, Leader, Tackle
"Left Fist" Juggler
Juggler was one the two living legends known as the "The Hands", together with Leader. While the "Right Palm" scored over and over touching the ball, Juggler was busy around smashing the opponents. He was part of one of the most successful line-up, raking a HLP title and the Crown Of Sand VI Qualifier III win.
In the last part of his carrer, he tried to help rebuild the VTS to former glory, after several friends died on the pitch, but he joined them too soon.
Awards:
MA: 6
ST: 3
AG: 3
AV: 8

G: 85

SPP: 209
Blitzer: Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Juggernaut, Guard, Pro
"Right Palm" Leader
Leader was the greatest player ever fielded by the Vault Tec Squad. He spent his early days together with Juggler, and "The Hands" lead the VTS to a HLP title and to the Crown Of Sand VI Qualifier III win. But his career lasted a lot more, firmly holding the ball with his magnetic right hand and playing the first games of a successful HLC sprint.
When he died he held the second spot in Top Scorer, Highest Rushing and Highest Passing between humans. For good measure, he was the 3rd Top Star and 8th Top Passer, too.
Awards:
MA: 7
ST: 3
AG: 5
AV: 8

G: 132

SPP: 377
Thrower: Sure Hands, Pass, Block, +AG, +AG, Tackle, Leader, +MA
Bionic Eye:

Subjects demonstrate improved ball location abilities.
Bionic Arm

Subjects demonstrate improved strength, particularily when blocking and blitzing
Bionic Legs

Subject demonstrates increased reaction time when tackling. Possibility for being able to leap huge heights.
The PipBoy 2000 BB Version is a work by Qaz, top coach, outstanding artist and onorary Vault Tec scientist.
The THANK YOU, OVERSEER! badge is awarded to all Vault Dwellers that reach legendary status.

Awarded Dwellers:
Bomber, Shooter, Frontman, Collector, Leader, Juggler, Ranger, Stranger.
The HARD WORK IS HAPPY WORK badge is awarded to all Vault Dwellers that are able to kill several mutants on the pitch.

Awarded Dwellers:
Slayer, Raider, Bomber, Brute, Bruiser, Sniper, Juggler, Ranger, Stranger.
The KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON badge is awarded to all Vault Dwellers that reach the Top 10 All-Time for humanity in any category.

Awarded Dwellers:
Warrior, Bachelor, Bomber, Shooter, Frontman, Collector, Leader.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
Guard
  7 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge
  20 0 3 0 12 2 43/ 150k
(80+70)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3+ - 9+
Block
Sure Hands, Tackle, Guard
  20 0 7 0 1 2 33/ 140k
(80+60)k
 
5
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
6
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+
Block, Guard
  13 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 120k
(80+40)k
 
7
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+
Block
  12 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 100k
(80+20)k
 
8
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2+ - 9+
Diving Tackle, Dodge
  7 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 140k
(80+60)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3+ - 9+   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
5 3 3+ - 9+   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3+ - 9+   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
11 players
Coach: Wozzaa Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Dedicated Fans: 8  
Current Team Value: 1370k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1370k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 20 / 7 Current Re-draft Budget: 1730k

Games Played:20 (11/1/8) |TD Diff:3 (22 - 19) |Cas Diff:8 (23/12/4 - 21/8/2)
Last Opponent: Unicorn Gunfight