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Deserted Isle Buccaneers
P [L] Nurgle

Location: Deserted Isles
Nickname: The Buccaneers
Stadium: The Nurgle Dome
Surface: Grass

Colors: Lesion Brown and Pestilent Black
Sponsor: Urgent Unguents and other Remedies
Rivals:


SAY IT TOGETHER NOW

"Behold the floral magnificence of Nurgle. Budding flowers of flesh growth, the tessellating landscapes of mould spore. There is no beauty to the unadorned. Nurgle is first and foremost an artist. Tzeentch, he is a mere mischief maker, and young Slaanesh no more than a libertine. Let us not even begin with the linear, narrow-minded aggression of Khorne."

– Opsarus "the Crow", Champion of Nurgle

TROPHY ROOM

HOLDERS OF THE LAMBHURLEY SHIELD 15/10/2019 to 21/10/2019

WOBBLY BOOT WINNER SEASON 19



DIBBL Season 19: Team Achievements
Top in causing casualties (33) Deserted Isle Buccaneers
Top in yards per pass (10.4) Deserted Isle Buccaneers
Winner of the Wobbly Boot
TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Most Cas
Lord Black Death Rotmaw with 39 lifechanging injuries inflicted

Most Blocks
Lord Black Death Rotmaw with 334 bone crunching hits

Most Completions
Mash Kharnn with 9 pieces of aerial mastery

Most Passing Yards
Mash Kharnn with 45 long yards

Most Touchdowns
Mash Kharnn with 33 incredible touchdowns

Most Rushing Yards
Mash Kharnn with 717 rushing yards

Most Spps
Mash Kharnn with 133spp

Most MVPs
Josix the Unclean,Lord Black Death Rotmaw and Qhaysh'fagor all share 5 well deserved MVP awards

Most Fouls
Ghurk with an amazing 21 fouls


SYMPTOMS

Side effects of worshiping Papa Nurgle include (and are not limited to): aches, pains, Boils, scabs, internal bleeding, external bleeding, bleeding from the gums, bleeding from eyes and ears, pissing blood, sweating, dehydration, carbuncles, rash, pus-filled sores, sore-filled pus, nausea, vomiting, bloody vomit, black vomit, black & bloody vomit, sneezing, runny nose, dry nose, coughing, dry cough, wet cough, not-so-dry-but-still-raspy cough, fever, hay fever, meat sweats, athlete's foot, athlete's arm, swimmer's ear, tennis elbow, farmer's tongue, ploughman's bottom, milkmaid's nipples, suicidal thoughts, sleepiness, insomnia, mad cow disease, mad snail disease, mad postal worker disease, loose bowels, constipation, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, impulsive diarrhea, jiggly handles, nasal leakage, anal leakage, genital leakage, general leakage, black death, pink death, black eye, pink eye, genetic disorders, heart attack, lung cancer, loss of skin, blood clots, spilling guts, frothing mouth, rabies, puss excrement, moderate gas, medium gas, severe gas, holy-shit-who-died gas, mortality, sudden mortality, baby mortality, spina bifida, super-mortality, immortality, almost-but-not-quite mortality, nurglopromorphism, nurgleaproposism, nurgleabilia, smallpox, super small pox, large pox, medium pox, medium-rare pox, chicken pox, eagle pox, turducken pox, fox-in-socks-eating pox, baldness, blood clotting, AIDS, super-AIDS, STD's, STI's, zombification, artificial insemination, artificial exsemination, uncontrollable exsemination, uncontrollable exsanguination, uncontrollable lactation, uncontrollable crabs, super-crabs, giant enemy crabs, spycrabs, spylobsters (AKA uncontrollable crustacean), typhus, malaria, yellow fever, red fever, green fever, fuchsia fever, rainbow fever, tuberculosis, dick rot, sniffles, jungle dick rot, dick sniffles, jungle dick sniffles, rotten dick jungles, raging murder boner, salmonella, sam-o-nella, spamonella, random and painful erections, random and painful injections, the condition known as hotdog fingers, the condition known as salad fingers, the condition known as butterfingers, Ebola, rectal ventriloquism, everything tasting of goats, reduced sex drive, increased sex drive, uncontrollable sex drive, spontaneous breakouts of "HEUHEUHEU", and moderate discomfort of the neck. In most cases side effects were generally in the extreme and permanent.

- anon that I have plagarised from 1d4chan

PREVIOUS SEASONS

DIBBL Season 17

Round 1 vs Bonesfield Bakers 1-2 LOSS
Round 2 vs DIBBL Kids 1-1 DRAW
Round 3 vs Back Alley Burglers 1-2 LOSS
Round 4 vs At the Mercy of Chaos Dibbl 2-1 WIN
Round 5 vs Black Rock bad guys 2-0 WIN
Round 6 vs Double Happys 3-2 WIN
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Styx and Warpstone 2-0 WIN
Participation Plate Semi Final vs Old 'Murican Gods 1-2 LOSS

DIBBL Season 18

Round 1 vs Slaan Francisco 69ers 1-0 WIN (Lambhurly Shield won)
Round 2 vs Hauraki Horrors 2-1 WIN (Lambhurly Shield retained)
Round 3 vs Counties Cocksures 1-2 LOSS (Lambhurly Shield lost)
Round 4 vs Rivendell Redekorators 1-2 LOSS
Round 5 vs Morgwegians 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Blackwater Glee Club 2-1 WIN
Withdrawn from the Tickling Play-offs

DIBBL Season 19

Round 1 vs Pink n' Scabby 1-2 LOSS
Round 2 vs Tanuki Terrors 1-2 LOSS
Round 3 vs Hauraki Horrors 2-0 WIN
Round 4 vs Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum 1-2 LOSS
Round 5 vs Back Alley Burglars 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Karaz-a-Karak Krakens 0-2 LOSS
Round 7 vs Color from Outer Space 0-0 DRAW
Wobbly Boot Semi Final vs At the Mercy of Chaos Dibbl 1-0 WIN
Wobbly Boot Final vs Jank, Jank Splat 2-0 WIN

DIBBL Season 20

Round 1 vs Talabheim Timelords 0-3 LOSS
Round 2 vs Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum 0-2 LOSS
Round 3 vs Priests of the Red Amaranth 2-1 WIN
Round 4 vs Karaz-a-Karak Krakens 0-0 DRAW
Round 5 vs Back Alley Burglars 1-2 LOSS
Round 6 vs Da Lunatic Fringe 3-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Blackwater Glee Club 1-1 DRAW
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Jank, Jank Splat 1-0 WIN

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1Josix the UncleanRotspawn4519Loner, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles, Stand Firm, Guard, Break Tackle 320004533140k (140+60k) 
3Lord Pan'De'Mic the Plagueg...Bloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Tackle, Claw, Mighty Blow 3700017454110k (110+80k) 
4 Lord Black Death RotmawBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle, Horns 38000395103110k (110+100k) 
5Otto the SuppuratingBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Claw 3700011442110k (110+60k) 
6Ghamon'mulgorsPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Tackle, Claw, Mighty Blow, Frenzy 3801002128280k (80+100k) 
7Qhaysh'fagorPestigor6337Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Guard, Block, Mighty Blow-av20020153380k (80+60k) 
8Mash KharnnPestigor7348Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +MA, +AG, Dodge, Block, Mighty Blow 3693305313380k (80+140k) 
9Shyish KharnnPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard 19050012080k (80+40k) 
10EpidemiusRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 500000040k (40+0k) 
11Ehaua-zhaRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1100000040k (40+0k) 
12GhurkRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Player 1710001640k (40+20k) 
13GrisakRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Playern2600011740k (40+20k) 
14Mickel Mithril JrRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 500010240k (40+0k) 
15Festus ObligatoriusRotter5328Decay, Nurgle's Rot-ag200001540k (40+0k) 
14 players  
Coach: Happy_Amateur Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 8  
Team Value: 2150k Assistant Coaches: 4  
Treasury: 140000 Cheerleaders: 4  
Tournament Weight: 2150k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:39 (18/8/13) |TD Diff:18 (57 - 39) |Cas Diff:79 (106/34/12 - 29/30/14)
Last Opponent: Jank, Jank, Splat!