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Location: Deserted Isles
Nickname: The Buccaneers
Stadium: The Nurgle Dome
Surface: Grass

Colors: Lesion Brown and Pestilent Black
Sponsor: Urgent Unguents and other Remedies
Rivals: Old 'Murican Gods


SAY IT TOGETHER NOW

"Behold the floral magnificence of Nurgle. Budding flowers of flesh growth, the tessellating landscapes of mould spore. There is no beauty to the unadorned. Nurgle is first and foremost an artist. Tzeentch, he is a mere mischief maker, and young Slaanesh no more than a libertine. Let us not even begin with the linear, narrow-minded aggression of Khorne."

– Opsarus "the Crow", Champion of Nurgle

TROPHY ROOM

HOLDERS OF THE LAMBHURLEY SHIELD 15/10/2019 to 21/10/2019

WOBBLY BOOT WINNER SEASON 19

PARTICIPATION PLATE WINNER SEASON 23



DIBBL Season 19: Team Achievements
Top in causing casualties (33) Deserted Isle Buccaneers
Top in yards per pass (10.4) Deserted Isle Buccaneers
Winner of the Wobbly Boot

DIBBL Season 21: Team Achievements
Top in causing casualties (43) Deserted Isle Buccaneers

DIBBL Season 22: Team Achievements
Winner of Blackwater Sting Division
Most blocks (354) Deserted Isle Buccaneers

DIBBL Season 23: Team Achievements
Top in causing casualties (37) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
Top in fouls (49) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
Top in Yards per pass (6.0) Deserted Isles Buccaneers

DIBBL Season 24: Team Achievements
Top in causing casualties (44) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
Top in fouls (63) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
Top in Yards per pass (5.2) Deserted Isles Buccaneers

DIBBL Season 25: Team Achievements
Top in causing casualties (43) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
Top in fouls (39) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
Top in Cas per Block (7.8) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
Top equal in Stars (138spp) Deserted Isle Buccaneers and Blackwater Blitz
Top of Kills (9) Deserted Isle Buccaneers

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Most Cas
Lord Black Death Rotmaw with 83 lifechanging injuries inflicted

Most Blocks
Lord Black Death Rotmaw with 753 bone crunching hits

Most Completions
Mash Kharnn with 19 pieces of aerial mastery

Most Passing Yards
Mash Kharnn with 95 long yards

Most Touchdowns
Mash Kharnn with 71 incredible touchdowns

Most Rushing Yards
Mash Kharnn with 1565 rushing yards

Most Spps
Mash Kharnn with 285 spp

Most MVPs
Josix the Unclean has earnt 8 well deserved MVP awards

Most Fouls
Epidemus (RIP) has made an amazing 79 fouls


SYMPTOMS

Side effects of worshiping Papa Nurgle include (and are not limited to): aches, pains, Boils, scabs, internal bleeding, external bleeding, bleeding from the gums, bleeding from eyes and ears, pissing blood, sweating, dehydration, carbuncles, rash, pus-filled sores, sore-filled pus, nausea, vomiting, bloody vomit, black vomit, black & bloody vomit, sneezing, runny nose, dry nose, coughing, dry cough, wet cough, not-so-dry-but-still-raspy cough, fever, hay fever, meat sweats, athlete's foot, athlete's arm, swimmer's ear, tennis elbow, farmer's tongue, ploughman's bottom, milkmaid's nipples, suicidal thoughts, sleepiness, insomnia, mad cow disease, mad snail disease, mad postal worker disease, loose bowels, constipation, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, impulsive diarrhea, jiggly handles, nasal leakage, anal leakage, genital leakage, general leakage, black death, pink death, black eye, pink eye, genetic disorders, heart attack, lung cancer, loss of skin, blood clots, spilling guts, frothing mouth, rabies, puss excrement, moderate gas, medium gas, severe gas, holy-shit-who-died gas, mortality, sudden mortality, baby mortality, spina bifida, super-mortality, immortality, almost-but-not-quite mortality, nurglopromorphism, nurgleaproposism, nurgleabilia, smallpox, super small pox, large pox, medium pox, medium-rare pox, chicken pox, eagle pox, turducken pox, fox-in-socks-eating pox, baldness, blood clotting, AIDS, super-AIDS, STD's, STI's, zombification, artificial insemination, artificial exsemination, uncontrollable exsemination, uncontrollable exsanguination, uncontrollable lactation, uncontrollable crabs, super-crabs, giant enemy crabs, spycrabs, spylobsters (AKA uncontrollable crustacean), typhus, malaria, yellow fever, red fever, green fever, fuchsia fever, rainbow fever, tuberculosis, dick rot, sniffles, jungle dick rot, dick sniffles, jungle dick sniffles, rotten dick jungles, raging murder boner, salmonella, sam-o-nella, spamonella, random and painful erections, random and painful injections, the condition known as hotdog fingers, the condition known as salad fingers, the condition known as butterfingers, Ebola, rectal ventriloquism, everything tasting of goats, reduced sex drive, increased sex drive, uncontrollable sex drive, spontaneous breakouts of "HEUHEUHEU", and moderate discomfort of the neck. In most cases side effects were generally in the extreme and permanent.

- anon that I have plagarised from 1d4chan

PREVIOUS SEASONS

DIBBL Season 17

Round 1 vs Bonesfield Bakers 1-2 LOSS
Round 2 vs DIBBL Kids 1-1 DRAW
Round 3 vs Back Alley Burglers 1-2 LOSS
Round 4 vs At the Mercy of Chaos Dibbl 2-1 WIN
Round 5 vs Black Rock bad guys 2-0 WIN
Round 6 vs Double Happys 3-2 WIN
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Styx and Warpstone 2-0 WIN
Participation Plate Semi Final vs Old 'Murican Gods 1-2 LOSS

DIBBL Season 18

Round 1 vs Slaan Francisco 69ers 1-0 WIN (Lambhurly Shield won)
Round 2 vs Hauraki Horrors 2-1 WIN (Lambhurly Shield retained)
Round 3 vs Counties Cocksures 1-2 LOSS (Lambhurly Shield lost)
Round 4 vs Rivendell Redekorators 1-2 LOSS
Round 5 vs Morgwegians 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Blackwater Glee Club 2-1 WIN
Withdrawn from the Tickling Play-offs

DIBBL Season 19

Round 1 vs Pink n' Scabby 1-2 LOSS
Round 2 vs Tanuki Terrors 1-2 LOSS
Round 3 vs Hauraki Horrors 2-0 WIN
Round 4 vs Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum 1-2 LOSS
Round 5 vs Back Alley Burglars 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Karaz-a-Karak Krakens 0-2 LOSS
Round 7 vs Color from Outer Space 0-0 DRAW
Wobbly Boot Semi Final vs At the Mercy of Chaos Dibbl 1-0 WIN
Wobbly Boot Final vs Jank, Jank Splat 2-0 WIN

DIBBL Season 20

Round 1 vs Talabheim Timelords 0-3 LOSS
Round 2 vs Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum 0-2 LOSS
Round 3 vs Priests of the Red Amaranth 2-1 WIN
Round 4 vs Karaz-a-Karak Krakens 0-0 DRAW
Round 5 vs Back Alley Burglars 1-2 LOSS
Round 6 vs Da Lunatic Fringe 3-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Blackwater Glee Club 1-1 DRAW
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Jank, Jank Splat 1-0 WIN
Participation Plate Semi Final vs Da Sexy Buggerz 1-0 WIN
Participation Plate Final vs Otago Spirit 1-2 LOSS

DIBBL Season 21

Round 1 vs Undercity Unlikeables 1-2 LOSS
Round 2 vs Back Alley Burglars 2-1 WIN
Round 3 vs Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum 1-1 DRAW
Round 4 vs Ungirt Runners 0-1 LOSS
Round 5 vs Brutal Beefcakes 2-0 WIN
Round 6 vs Columbus Gyros 1-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Blackwater Glee Club 0-3 LOSS
Round 8 vs Umbrage of Ulthuan 2-0 WIN
Round 9 vs World's Edge Hornets 1-1 DRAW
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Old 'Murican Gods 2-1 WIN
Participation Plate Semi Final vs willington underbelly 1-3 LOSS

DIBBL Season 22

Round 1 vs Madhead's Mountain Mob 2-0 WIN
Round 2 vs Brutal Beefcakes 2-0 WIN
Round 3 vs Valinor Football Club 2-1 WIN
Round 4 vs Hauraki Horrors 1-2 LOSS
Round 5 vs Itsy Bitsy Locals 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Old 'Murican Gods 1-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Blackwater Blitz 1-1 DRAW
The 'Tickling' Playoffs Quarter Final vs Undercity Unlikeables 2-0 WIN
The 'Tickling' Playoffs Semi Final vs World's Edge Hornets 2-1 LOSS

DIBBL Season 23

Round 1 vs Coromandel Capricorns 2-1 WIN
Round 2 vs Madhead's Mountain Mob 3-0 WIN
Round 3 vs Blackwater Blitz 1-2 LOSS
Round 4 vs Back Alley Burglars 2-2 DRAW
Round 5 vs Crookback Mountainrats 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Toronto ArgoNutz 2-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Old 'Murican Gods 0-2 LOSS
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Valinor Football Club 2-1 WIN
Participation Plate Semi Final vs Da Freebootaz 2-0 WIN
Participation Plate Final vs Old 'Murican Gods 2-1 WIN

DIBBL Season 24
Round 1 vs Back Alley Burglars 2-1 WIN
Round 2 vs World's Edge Hornets 2-1 WIN
Round 3 vs Tyranoc Typhoons 2-1 WIN
Round 4 vs Valinor Football Club 2-4 LOSS
Round 5 vs Settra's Sons 1-2 LOSS
Round 6 vs Pugs not Drugs 1-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Lunatic Fringe 3-0 WIN
The 'Tickling' Playoffs Quarter Final vs Industrial Rock'n'Roll 0-1 LOSS

DIBBL Season 25
Round 1 vs Booger Wonderland 2-0 WIN
Round 2 vs Flingers of Filth 2-1 WIN
Round 3 vs Da Sexy Buggerz 2-0 WIN
Round 4 vs Foot Bone's Connected To 1-2 LOSS
Round 5 vs Toronto Argonutz 0-3 LOSS
Round 6 vs Madhead's Mountain Mob 1-1 DRAW
Round 7 vs Worlds's Edge Hornets 0-2 LOSS
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Stand Firm, Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Grab
  84 0 0 0 22 8 84/176 250k
(140+110)k
 
2
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Claw
  26 0 1 0 5 7 48/51 170k
(110+60)k
 
3
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Tackle, Claw, Mighty Blow, Guard
  88 0 2 0 51 5 133/176 210k
(110+100)k
 
4
Bloater
4 4 2 8
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle, Horns, Juggernaut
-av 89 0 2 0 87 6 Legend
210
230k
(110+120)k
 
5
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Claw, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  89 0 0 0 42 7 119/176 210k
(110+100)k
 
6
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
  11 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
7
Pestigor
6 4 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+ST, Block, Claw, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  38 0 11 0 27 8 127/176 210k
(80+130)k
 
8
Pestigor
7 3 4 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+MA, +AG, Dodge, Block, Mighty Blow, Two Heads
  85 20 74 0 10 7 Legend
297
240k
(80+160)k
 
9
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Claw, Mighty Blow, Tackle
  70 2 11 1 19 6 105/176 180k
(80+100)k
 
10
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
  9 1 1 0 0 1 9/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
12
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
  17 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
13
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block
  6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
16
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player, Block
  37 1 1 0 2 2 18/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Happy_Amateur Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 2450k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2450k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:91 (45/16/30) |TD Diff:31 (130 - 99) |Cas Diff:265 (271/114/43 - 69/55/39)
Last Opponent: Unhappy Khlowns