43 coaches online • Server time: 16:00
* * * Did you know? The most aggressive player is Taku the Second with 6617 blocks.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post 1200GPS TT Tournamen...goto Post SWL Season LXXXVIIgoto Post Southern Wastes Leag...
Deserted Isle Buccaneers
P [L] Nurgle

Location: Deserted Isles
Nickname: The Buccaneers
Stadium: The Nurgle Dome
Surface: Grass

Colors: Lesion Brown and Pestilent Black
Sponsor: Urgent Unguents and other Remedies
Rivals: Old 'Murican Gods


SAY IT TOGETHER NOW

"Behold the floral magnificence of Nurgle. Budding flowers of flesh growth, the tessellating landscapes of mould spore. There is no beauty to the unadorned. Nurgle is first and foremost an artist. Tzeentch, he is a mere mischief maker, and young Slaanesh no more than a libertine. Let us not even begin with the linear, narrow-minded aggression of Khorne."

– Opsarus "the Crow", Champion of Nurgle

TROPHY ROOM

HOLDERS OF THE LAMBHURLEY SHIELD 15/10/2019 to 21/10/2019

WOBBLY BOOT WINNER SEASON 19

PARTICIPATION PLATE WINNER SEASON 23



DIBBL Season 19: Team Achievements
Top in causing casualties (33) Deserted Isle Buccaneers
Top in yards per pass (10.4) Deserted Isle Buccaneers
Winner of the Wobbly Boot

DIBBL Season 21: Team Achievements
Top in causing casualties (43) Deserted Isle Buccaneers

DIBBL Season 22: Team Achievements
Winner of Blackwater Sting Division
Most blocks (354) Deserted Isle Buccaneers

DIBBL Season 23: Team Achievements
Top in causing casualties (37) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
Top in fouls (49) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
Top in Yards per pass (6.0) Deserted Isles Buccaneers
TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Most Cas
Lord Black Death Rotmaw with 75 lifechanging injuries inflicted

Most Blocks
Lord Black Death Rotmaw with 691 bone crunching hits

Most Completions
Mash Kharnn with 17 pieces of aerial mastery

Most Passing Yards
Mash Kharnn with 89 long yards

Most Touchdowns
Mash Kharnn with 64 incredible touchdowns

Most Rushing Yards
Mash Kharnn with 1408 rushing yards

Most Spps
Mash Kharnn with 259 spp

Most MVPs
Mash Kharnn, Josix the Unclean and Otto the Suppurating have all earnt 7 well deserved MVP awards

Most Fouls
Epidemus has made an amazing 67 fouls


SYMPTOMS

Side effects of worshiping Papa Nurgle include (and are not limited to): aches, pains, Boils, scabs, internal bleeding, external bleeding, bleeding from the gums, bleeding from eyes and ears, pissing blood, sweating, dehydration, carbuncles, rash, pus-filled sores, sore-filled pus, nausea, vomiting, bloody vomit, black vomit, black & bloody vomit, sneezing, runny nose, dry nose, coughing, dry cough, wet cough, not-so-dry-but-still-raspy cough, fever, hay fever, meat sweats, athlete's foot, athlete's arm, swimmer's ear, tennis elbow, farmer's tongue, ploughman's bottom, milkmaid's nipples, suicidal thoughts, sleepiness, insomnia, mad cow disease, mad snail disease, mad postal worker disease, loose bowels, constipation, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, impulsive diarrhea, jiggly handles, nasal leakage, anal leakage, genital leakage, general leakage, black death, pink death, black eye, pink eye, genetic disorders, heart attack, lung cancer, loss of skin, blood clots, spilling guts, frothing mouth, rabies, puss excrement, moderate gas, medium gas, severe gas, holy-shit-who-died gas, mortality, sudden mortality, baby mortality, spina bifida, super-mortality, immortality, almost-but-not-quite mortality, nurglopromorphism, nurgleaproposism, nurgleabilia, smallpox, super small pox, large pox, medium pox, medium-rare pox, chicken pox, eagle pox, turducken pox, fox-in-socks-eating pox, baldness, blood clotting, AIDS, super-AIDS, STD's, STI's, zombification, artificial insemination, artificial exsemination, uncontrollable exsemination, uncontrollable exsanguination, uncontrollable lactation, uncontrollable crabs, super-crabs, giant enemy crabs, spycrabs, spylobsters (AKA uncontrollable crustacean), typhus, malaria, yellow fever, red fever, green fever, fuchsia fever, rainbow fever, tuberculosis, dick rot, sniffles, jungle dick rot, dick sniffles, jungle dick sniffles, rotten dick jungles, raging murder boner, salmonella, sam-o-nella, spamonella, random and painful erections, random and painful injections, the condition known as hotdog fingers, the condition known as salad fingers, the condition known as butterfingers, Ebola, rectal ventriloquism, everything tasting of goats, reduced sex drive, increased sex drive, uncontrollable sex drive, spontaneous breakouts of "HEUHEUHEU", and moderate discomfort of the neck. In most cases side effects were generally in the extreme and permanent.

- anon that I have plagarised from 1d4chan

PREVIOUS SEASONS

DIBBL Season 17

Round 1 vs Bonesfield Bakers 1-2 LOSS
Round 2 vs DIBBL Kids 1-1 DRAW
Round 3 vs Back Alley Burglers 1-2 LOSS
Round 4 vs At the Mercy of Chaos Dibbl 2-1 WIN
Round 5 vs Black Rock bad guys 2-0 WIN
Round 6 vs Double Happys 3-2 WIN
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Styx and Warpstone 2-0 WIN
Participation Plate Semi Final vs Old 'Murican Gods 1-2 LOSS

DIBBL Season 18

Round 1 vs Slaan Francisco 69ers 1-0 WIN (Lambhurly Shield won)
Round 2 vs Hauraki Horrors 2-1 WIN (Lambhurly Shield retained)
Round 3 vs Counties Cocksures 1-2 LOSS (Lambhurly Shield lost)
Round 4 vs Rivendell Redekorators 1-2 LOSS
Round 5 vs Morgwegians 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Blackwater Glee Club 2-1 WIN
Withdrawn from the Tickling Play-offs

DIBBL Season 19

Round 1 vs Pink n' Scabby 1-2 LOSS
Round 2 vs Tanuki Terrors 1-2 LOSS
Round 3 vs Hauraki Horrors 2-0 WIN
Round 4 vs Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum 1-2 LOSS
Round 5 vs Back Alley Burglars 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Karaz-a-Karak Krakens 0-2 LOSS
Round 7 vs Color from Outer Space 0-0 DRAW
Wobbly Boot Semi Final vs At the Mercy of Chaos Dibbl 1-0 WIN
Wobbly Boot Final vs Jank, Jank Splat 2-0 WIN

DIBBL Season 20

Round 1 vs Talabheim Timelords 0-3 LOSS
Round 2 vs Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum 0-2 LOSS
Round 3 vs Priests of the Red Amaranth 2-1 WIN
Round 4 vs Karaz-a-Karak Krakens 0-0 DRAW
Round 5 vs Back Alley Burglars 1-2 LOSS
Round 6 vs Da Lunatic Fringe 3-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Blackwater Glee Club 1-1 DRAW
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Jank, Jank Splat 1-0 WIN
Participation Plate Semi Final vs Da Sexy Buggerz 1-0 WIN
Participation Plate Final vs Otago Spirit 1-2 LOSS

DIBBL Season 21

Round 1 vs Undercity Unlikeables 1-2 LOSS
Round 2 vs Back Alley Burglars 2-1 WIN
Round 3 vs Dirty Rotten Filthy Scum 1-1 DRAW
Round 4 vs Ungirt Runners 0-1 LOSS
Round 5 vs Brutal Beefcakes 2-0 WIN
Round 6 vs Columbus Gyros 1-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Blackwater Glee Club 0-3 LOSS
Round 8 vs Umbrage of Ulthuan 2-0 WIN
Round 9 vs World's Edge Hornets 1-1 DRAW
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Old 'Murican Gods 2-1 WIN
Participation Plate Semi Final vs willington underbelly 1-3 LOSS

DIBBL Season 22

Round 1 vs Madhead's Mountain Mob 2-0 WIN
Round 2 vs Brutal Beefcakes 2-0 WIN
Round 3 vs Valinor Football Club 2-1 WIN
Round 4 vs Hauraki Horrors 1-2 LOSS
Round 5 vs Itsy Bitsy Locals 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Old 'Murican Gods 1-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Blackwater Blitz 1-1 DRAW
The 'Tickling' Playoffs Quarter Final vs Undercity Unlikeables 2-0 WIN
The 'Tickling' Playoffs Semi Final vs World's Edge Hornets 2-1 LOSS

DIBBL Season 23

Round 1 vs Coromandel Capricorns 2-1 WIN
Round 2 vs Madhead's Mountain Mob 3-0 WIN
Round 3 vs Blackwater Blitz 1-2 LOSS
Round 4 vs Back Alley Burglars 2-2 DRAW
Round 5 vs Crookback Mountainrats 1-1 DRAW
Round 6 vs Toronto ArgoNutz 2-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Old 'Murican Gods 0-2 LOSS
Participation Plate Quarter Final vs Valinor Football Club 2-1 WIN
Participation Plate Semi Final vs Da Freebootaz 2-0 WIN
Participation Plate Final vs Old 'Murican Gods 2-1 WIN

DIBBL Season 24
Round 1 vs Back Alley Burglars 2-1 WIN
Round 2 vs World's Edge Hornets 2-1 WIN
Round 3 vs Tyranoc Typhoons 2-1 WIN
Round 4 vs Valinor Football Club 2-4 LOSS
Round 5 vs Settra's Sons 1-2 LOSS
Round 6 vs Pugs not Drugs 1-0 WIN
Round 7 vs Lunatic Fringe 3-0 WIN

View Log | Show matches | Show stats | Show Development | Show past players | Yearbook | Team Options | Refresh
# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Josix the UncleanRotspawn4519Loner, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles, Stand Firm, Guard, Break Tackle, Block 7200016767140k (140+90k) 
2Dathazan the CorrupterBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow 140100423110k (110+40k) 
3Lord Pan'De'Mic the Plagueg...Bloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Tackle, Claw, Mighty Blow, Guard 76020424110110k (110+100k) 
4 Lord Black Death RotmawBloater4428Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle, Horns, Juggernaut-av77020756186110k (110+120k) 
5Otto the SuppuratingBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Claw, Mighty Blow, Tackle 77000357105110k (110+100k) 
7Qhaysh'fagorPestigor6438Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +ST, Block, Claw, Mighty Blow, Tackle 260801368080k (80+130k) 
8 Mash KharnnPestigor7348Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +MA, +AG, Dodge, Block, Mighty Blow, Two Heads 74176506725980k (80+160k) 
9Shyish KharnnPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Claw, Mighty Blow, Tackle 5821011569480k (80+100k) 
10EpidemiusRotter4338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Player-ma4310011840k (40+20k) 
11Ehaua-zhaRotter5328Decay, Nurgle's Rot-ag, m900000040k (0k) 
12GhurkRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 500000040k (40+0k) 
13GrisakRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 100001540k (40+0k) 
16GrelchRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Player, Block 26110121640k (40+40k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Happy_Amateur Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 10  
Team Value: 2190k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 2230k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:79 (40/14/25) |TD Diff:34 (115 - 81) |Cas Diff:212 (232/95/32 - 63/50/34)
Last Opponent: Industrial Rock n Roll