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Retired [B] Chaos Dwarf

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit it hard and hit it fast with a major - and I mean
Bull Centaur Blitzer
7 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
+MA, Break Tackle
 m 9 0 3 0 1 1 16/ 180k
(0)k
  
2
It thinks we're either a threat, food or a mate.... It's either gonna kill us, eat us or hump us.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Claw
   8 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
3
The same kind of joke as putting my name on the waiting list for experimental pile surgery.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
If That Had Been Me I'd Have Bashed Scott On The Head With A Frozen Husky.
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   9 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
5
Pub." Ah, yes: a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetenc
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Claw
   9 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
6
A man so petty and small-minded he would while away his evenings sewing name labels on to his ship-i
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
   9 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Lister to Red Dwarf. We have in our midst a complete smeg pot. Brains in the anal region. Chin absen
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Guard
   8 0 0 0 9 1 23/ 110k
(70+40)k
  
8
I have a medium-sized fire axe buried in my spinal column. That sort of thing can really put a crimp
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle
   9 0 4 0 2 1 21/ 170k
(130+40)k
  
9
If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer.
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
   9 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
10
I Couldn't Believe My Eyes - It Was My Uncle Fred II
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
I am Holly, the ship's computer, with an IQ of 6000; the same IQ as 6000 PE teachers.
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
You Think Jesus Was A Hippie. He Had Long Hair and No Job. What More Do You Want?
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick
   8 1 2 0 0 0 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Left his previous job as a supermarket trolley attendant after ten years because he didn't want to g
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Malmir Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1370k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1550k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (5/1/3) |TD Diff:4 (14 - 10) |Cas Diff:5 (11/6/4 - 11/5/0)
Last Opponent: No5feratu