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John Molson School of Bruising
P [L] Nurgle

Season 37


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
11 (5/3/3)(4/1/2)(1/2/1)(0/0/2)4 (11 - 7)9 (21/10/1 - 11/9/3)610K153
Top Players
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (103)
Most cas (9)
Putrid Ewing
Pestigor
Active

Most comp (2)
Most mvp (2)
Most td (5)
Most spp (27)

Season 36


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
11 (7/2/2)(4/2/1)(3/0/1)(1/1/0)8 (15 - 7)12 (25/9/0 - 8/11/3)540K170
Top Players
Michael Slay-Han
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (100)
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most cas (10)
Kill'em Winslow
Pestigor
Dead

Most comp (2)
Most mvp (3)
Most rush (180)
Most td (7)
Most spp (42)

Season 35


Total RecordConfOoCRivalTD DiffCas DiffGoldSPP
11 (6/3/2)(4/2/1)(2/1/1)(0/0/0)5 (15 - 10)10 (16/7/6 - 5/8/6)510K162
Top Players
Dale Hawerchoke
Bloater
Active

Most blocks (95)
Most cas (4)
Most mvp (2)
Most turns (170)
Michael Slay-Han
Bloater
Active

Most cas (4)
Most mvp (2)
Most turns (170)
Blade Divac
Pestigor
Dead

Most cas (4)
Pavel Bury
Pestigor
Dead

Most mvp (2)
Most td (7)
Most spp (32)

About the Program


MONTREAL, QC, CANADA — The John Molson School of Bruising enters the NCBB promising to bring the stench of their program to all competitors. The school is named after John Molson, a generous donator who made his fortune as the founder of America's oldest beer brewery.

Originally JMSB was all about business, but over time the program was taken over by Blood Bowl fanatics who subverted all their research to brew the foulest players in order to dominate the game. They recruit seemingly normal violent criminals and feed them a special brew of Molson Export to develop their foul appearance and distrubing presence on the pitch. Their blitzers have their heads implanted with beer bottles that serve as horns. The basic players are made from custodial staff or random hobos to serve as punching bags for the other teams.

Reports have also hinted the program has been working tirelessly to create the ultimate player, one that will obliterate all opposition. No one has seen this player yet and only anonymous informers have dared speak word of this obscure research project. It is simply referred to as The Beast. Scary stuff.

While the program has never shined in ball handling, their brewers have some recipes that can create a wide array of useful mutations for their developing players. Chances are they will simply make them as deadly as can be and snatch the ball from the grip of a dead opponent.

When playing against the JMSB, the generous Molson Brewery sponsors opposing apothecaries with a special brew to treat injured players. Mysteriously, there have been reports of some opposing players being transformed and switching sides, but no conclusive evidence of wrongdoing has been found so far. The pundits, paid by the lucrative Molson advertising deals, have concluded the players just want to be on a winning team.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Stinky HendersonBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block 4000117110k (110+20k) 
2 ShaKill O'NealBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard, Mighty Blow 3300014343110k (110+60k) 
3 Dale HawerchokeBloater4428Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Block, Claw, Guard-av3200023361110k (110+80k) 
4 Michael Slay-HanBloater4529Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +ST, Block 330007224110k (110+70k) 
5 Putrid EwingPestigor6348Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +AG, Block 13250122980k (80+60k) 
6 Terrell O'WenchPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block 300011780k (80+20k) 
7 Rottin' BrodeurPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Frenzy, Blockm8030021980k (0k) 
8 Carlton FistPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Wrestle, Tackle 24210512080k (80+40k) 
10 LeBron GravesRotter5328Decay, Nurgle's Rot, Dirty Player-ag, m2400011740k (0k) 
11 Ken Griefer Jr.Rotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 2400010240k (40+0k) 
12 Ed ReekRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 1300010240k (40+0k) 
13 Vincent QuickstreamRotter4328Decay, Nurgle's Rot-ma, -ag, m500010240k (0k) 
16 DeMucus WareRotspawn4519Loner, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles, Guard, Stand Firm 90004218140k (140+40k) 
10 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Uber Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 9  
Team Value: 1660k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1920k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:33 (18/8/7) |TD Diff:17 (41 - 24) |Cas Diff:31 (62/26/7 - 24/28/12)
Last Opponent: Navy Midskeletonmen