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John Molson School of Bruising
Roster [L] Nurgle


Winner of the inaugural

(Match Report)
Season 35





Season 35


#Vs.CoachRaceScoreCas
1Wastern Michigan BronKhornespaperbag4Daemons of Khorne2-03-3
2Alabama Aesthetical Alligatorsvithar7Amazon2-24-0
3Mizzou Chaotic TigersGarnakChaos Chosen1-02-2
4Fighting Illinois 2020ValenChaos Dwarf1-30-0
5Texas Tech Red ReptilesHyperboLemuRLizardmen1-14-0
6WereVirginia KilledBilliesWaaghafalgaNecromantic Horror2-16-2
7StephenF.Austin LumberingJacksDurthuTomb Kings2-13-2
8Paris University DeadJokersDoofrNecromantic Horror1-12-2
9Texas AM Les AgriculteursBazakastineBretonnian0-13-2
10Séraphins de QuébecBaremChaos Chosen1-02-2


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About the Program


MONTREAL, QC, CANADA — The John Molson School of Bruising enters the NCBB promising to bring the stench of their program to all competitors. The school is named after John Molson, a generous donator who made his fortune as the founder of America's oldest beer brewery.

Originally JMSB was all about business, but over time the program was taken over by Blood Bowl fanatics who subverted all their research to brew the foulest players in order to dominate the game. They recruit seemingly normal violent criminals and feed them a special brew of Molson Export to develop their foul appearance and distrubing presence on the pitch. Their blitzers have their heads implanted with beer bottles that serve as horns. The basic players are made from custodial staff or random hobos to serve as punching bags for the other teams.

Reports have also hinted the program has been working tirelessly to create the ultimate player, one that will obliterate all opposition. No one has seen this player yet and only anonymous informers have dared speak word of this obscure research project. It is simply referred to as The Beast. Scary stuff.

While the program has never shined in ball handling, their brewers have some recipes that can create a wide array of useful mutations for their developing players. Chances are they will simply make them as deadly as can be and snatch the ball from the grip of a dead opponent.

When playing against the JMSB, the generous Molson Brewery sponsors opposing apothecaries with a special brew to treat injured players. Mysteriously, there have been reports of some opposing players being transformed and switching sides, but no conclusive evidence of wrongdoing has been found so far. The pundits, paid by the lucrative Molson advertising deals, have concluded the players just want to be on a winning team.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1 Bloaty GwynnBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration 5000102110k (110+0k) 
2 ShaKill O'NealBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, Guard 160004218110k (110+40k) 
3 Dale HawerchokeBloater4429Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Block, Claw 1600010335110k (110+60k) 
4 Michael Slay-HanBloater4529Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, +ST, Block 160004218110k (110+70k) 
5 Reggie KillerPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration 000000080k (80+0k) 
6 Kill'em WinslowPestigor6348Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block, +AG 5130222480k (80+60k) 
7 Pavel BuryPestigor6438Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Dodge, Block, +ST, Tackle 161130125280k (80+120k) 
8 Carlton FistPestigor6338Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Wrestle 920020680k (80+20k) 
9 Martin St. GooeyRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 400000040k (40+0k) 
10 LeBron GravesRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 800000040k (40+0k) 
11 Ken Griefer Jr.Rotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 700010240k (40+0k) 
12 Champ DeadlyRotter5338Decay, Nurgle's Rot 000000040k (40+0k) 
16 Reggie BlightRotspawn4519Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Guard, Stand Firm 130004218140k (140+40k) 
13 players  
Coach: Uber Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 11  
Team Value: 1860k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1860k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:16 (11/3/2) |TD Diff:12 (24 - 12) |Cas Diff:23 (28/13/6 - 8/9/7)
Last Opponent: BYU Azure Knights