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Grandma Bothering Phrases
Retired [X] Dwarf

Things my grandmother has overheard me say, or things that I've said to her that've distressed,
upset or otherwise disconcerted her.

No, really.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
I'm Missing Christmas
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
3
I'm a Gay Ninja
Blitzer
5 3 4 9
Block, Thick Skull
+AG
   2 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 120k
(123)k
  
4
Jesus Who?
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
8
I Bet FDR Liked Little Boys
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
9
Where's the Coke?
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
10
Quick, Put Your Shirt On
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
I've Eaten All the Beets
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
12
I Wonder Who Gets the Sofa?
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
13
But I'm a Cheerleader!
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
14
I'm a Communist Freemason
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
15
We Haven't Any Bran
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
16
I Hate Lawrence Welk
Longbeard
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 70k
(75)k
  
12 players  
Coach: mistermurphy Re-Rolls (80k): 2  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1110k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (0/1/1) |TD Diff:-1 (2 - 3) |Cas Diff:1 (1/2/0 - 2/0/0)
Last Opponent: Bourbon Bros