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Me Fail Bonhead...UNPOSSIBLE
Retired [FT] Ogre

The biggest bunch of morons I've had the misfortune to coach! So far they've made it their habit to come within a pencil width away from the td line, sometimes in *both* halves, only to fail the last crucial roll (snakes on a bonehead, snakes on a gfi: all the same to these guys).

As a matter of curiosity, I've kept a record of the number of actions and the number of boneheads each ogre makes. This allows me to work out the 'bonehead frequency' of each ogre, how many more or less boneheads they are making compared to the statistical average.

((boneheads/actions) - (1/6))*600)+100


<b>Overall Bonehead Frequency: 117.2%</b>




Trying to play a game against every race! Teams to play:

Amazon
Chaos Dwarf
Chaos Pact
Dark Elf
Dwarf
Elf
Halfling
High Elf
Human
Khemri
Lizardmen
Norse
Nurgle
Ogre
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bogjon Punkface
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On, Guard
   11 0 0 1 5 1 17/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
2
Grog Spazzwang
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On
   4 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 160k
(140+20)k
  
3
Dorkan 'Psycho' Slackjaw
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On, Break Tackle, Juggernaut
   11 0 0 0 17 0 34/ 200k
(140+60)k
  
4
Jeremy Spockanklastuday
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On, Break Tackle
   11 0 2 0 5 1 21/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
5
Beau Minnick
Ogre
5 5 2+ - 9+
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   7 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 160k
(140+20)k
  
7
Peetree
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
Boggle
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
9
Bogsplash
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   10 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 40k
(20+20)k
  
10
Craig
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Dogger
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Doggit
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   11 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
13
Oddjob
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
14
Crapsack
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
 -st, m 11 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 20k
(0)k
  
15
Bogey
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 40k
(20+20)k
  
16
Dbag
Gnoblar
5 1 3+ - 5+
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)
Coach: Aflo Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1250k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 11 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1190k

Games Played:11 (2/4/5) |TD Diff:-3 (8 - 11) |Cas Diff:-5 (17/9/8 - 25/10/4)
Last Opponent: Dreadbash Goons