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Cult of Shraaaag
P [L] Underworld Denizens

A goblin is a fireplug of a fighting machine made of wits, smell, farts and teeth, with a villainous disposition and a mean sense of humor. And of course, a goblin is a small, vicious grunt -- the much abused foot soldier of the Cult of Shraaaag.
The Cult
The usual battle of Good against Evil is about to begin. The Highpriest and his cult of followers know exactly what they can expect. The forces of Light are outnumbered, and delicious with cheese.
In the beginning
Join the inept band of sport zeroes, as they start their epic journey through frontal-lobe-knotting realities, where none dare venture but the bravest of the brave, the boldest of the bold or the feeblest of the feeble-minded.
The fall
After surviving 2 seasons in Åsgard, they finally get relegated to Midgard. Due to administrative red-tape, the Cult decides to go practicing in the lower leagues for a while, before their return to greatness.
Fighting to return
As the end of time approached, the Cult fights for their existence in the second of the Ragnarok cups. It doesn't end in total disaster, the Cult wins several game, and clings to the runner up position.
First try at glory
A humiliating loss in NBBM Cup 39, makes the team realize they are not ready for the top, and more preparation needs to be done.
Current Players
Past Players
GamesHigh Priest Armpit the First
Carl von Cheesus
Zim the Zealot
Completions (12)Snickers
Touchdowns (27)Snotty
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (32)High Priest Armpit the First
Most Valuable Player (22)Snotty
Star Player Points (267)Snotty
Passing (23)Snickers
Rushing (619)Snickers
Blocks (818)Carl von Cheesus
Fouls (28)Zim the Zealot
Scoring ThrowerSnotty
Blocking ThrowerSnickers
Blocking ScorerCarl von Cheesus

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Progression: Standard
1 High Priest Armpit the FirstTroll4519Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Tentacles 220009123110k (110+40k) 
2 Carl von CheesusSkaven Blitzer7338Block, Animosity, Guard, Dodge 22030422790k (90+50k) 
3 Yellow BaronSkaven Blitzer7338Block, Animosity, Mighty Blow 13000511590k (90+20k) 
4 SnottySkaven Thrower7445Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity, +ST, +AG, Block-av, -av, m21560044370k (0k) 
5 SnickersSkaven Thrower7337Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity, Block, Extra Arms, Kick-Off Return 21650323770k (70+60k) 
6 Kamikaze RatSkaven Lineman7337Animosity, Wrestle, Guard 17130211950k (50+50k) 
7 Fodder RatSkaven Lineman7337Animosity, Wrestle 1200021950k (50+20k) 
8 Gilbo 'Underfoot' GagginsGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block 15010021340k (40+30k) 
12 RadicGoblin6337Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +ST, Horns 21020021640k (40+70k) 
13 Phan Tom CupGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 801010540k (40+0k) 
14 Torben GangstadGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads 10010021340k (40+20k) 
15 MoustacheGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty 400000040k (40+0k) 
16 Zim the ZealotGoblin6237Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git 22030101140k (40+20k) 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach:Shraaaag Re-Rolls (140k):4  
Race:Underworld Denizens Fan Factor:7  
Team Value:1480k Assistant Coaches:0  
Treasury:390000 Cheerleaders:0  
Tournament Weight:1660k Apothecary:Yes  

Games Played:22 (8/1/13) |TD Diff:-7 (27 - 34) |Cas Diff:-19 (26/8/5 - 44/7/7)
Last Opponent: Izzuzuian