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Cult of Shraaaag
Retired [L] Underworld Denizens


Goblins
A goblin is a fireplug of a fighting machine made of wits, smell, farts and teeth, with a villainous disposition and a mean sense of humor. And of course, a goblin is a small, vicious grunt -- the much abused foot soldier of the Cult of Shraaaag.
The Cult
The usual battle of Good against Evil is about to begin. The Highpriest and his cult of followers know exactly what they can expect. The forces of Light are outnumbered, and delicious with cheese.
In the beginning
Join the inept band of sport zeroes, as they start their epic journey through frontal-lobe-knotting realities, where none dare venture but the bravest of the brave, the boldest of the bold or the feeblest of the feeble-minded.
The fall
After surviving 2 seasons in Åsgard, they finally get relegated to Midgard. Due to administrative red-tape, the Cult decides to go practicing in the lower leagues for a while, before their return to greatness.
Fighting to return
As the end of time approached, the Cult fights for their existence in the second of the Ragnarok cups. It doesn't end in total disaster, the Cult wins several game, and clings to the runner up position.
First try at glory
A humiliating loss in NBBM Cup 39, makes the team realize they are not ready for the top, and more preparation needs to be done.
Current Players
Past Players
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TopName#
GamesHigh Priest Armpit the First
Carl von Cheesus
Zim the Zealot
22
Completions (12)Snickers
6
Touchdowns (27)Snotty
6
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (32)High Priest Armpit the First
9
Most Valuable Player (22)Snotty
4
Star Player Points (267)Snotty
43
Passing (23)Snickers
14
Rushing (619)Snickers
252
Blocks (818)Carl von Cheesus
130
Fouls (28)Zim the Zealot
20
Scoring ThrowerSnotty
Snickers
5
Blocking ThrowerSnickers
3
Blocking ScorerCarl von Cheesus
Snickers
3
TripleSnickers
3
All-rounder
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Underworld Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Tentacles
  22 0 0 0 9 1 23/ 150k
(110+40)k
 
2
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Guard, Dodge
  22 0 3 0 4 2 27/ 140k
(90+50)k
 
3
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow
  13 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
4
Skaven Thrower
7 4 4 5
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
+ST, +AG, Block
-av, -av, m 21 5 6 0 0 4 43/ 180k
(0)k
 
5
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Extra Arms, Kick-Off Return
  21 6 5 0 3 2 37/ 130k
(70+60)k
 
6
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Wrestle, Guard
  17 1 3 0 2 1 19/ 100k
(50+50)k
 
7
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Wrestle
  12 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
  15 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 70k
(40+30)k
 
12
Goblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, Horns
  21 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 110k
(40+70)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  8 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads
  10 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
  22 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Shraaaag Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Underworld Denizens Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1480k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 390k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1660k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (8/1/13) |TD Diff:-7 (27 - 34) |Cas Diff:-19 (26/8/5 - 44/7/7)
Last Opponent: Izzuzuian