"Welcome, Hargrove. The good news is that the Los Angeles Glams retirement fund for Blitzers is constantly growing. The bad news is that no Blitzer ever gets the chance to peacefully retire", the Glams head coach cheerfully stated.

Hargrove joined from Miss. St. as the 23rd pick of the season 33 draft with Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle, and 14 free SPP.

"Stop it, Wolvezzz, it's over!"
The Glams head coach tears himself loose from his fellow trainer who is clinging to his leg and steps forward to the microphone.
"With the 23rd pick, we are selecting Jordan Wright to replace the late Earnest "Mistakes" Jones. His chosen secondary skill shall be Claw..., no Juggernaut!"

Jordan Wright joined from Cantucky as the 23rd pick of the season 33 draft with Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Pro, Dauntless, Guard, and 19 free SPP.

With the 4th pool III pick of the Season 29 compensation draft, the Los Angeles Glams selected Spawn of Vindaloo [ND] of the Phull-o-s'elfia Egos to act as their new catcher.
Spawn came with 0 SPP, Wrestle, Dodge, Tackle, Leap and Side Step.

Asked for comments, the LA team manager added "We expect Spawn to get in there and get the ball out. Potentially unharmed. But the latter is optional."

With the 26th pick of the Season 31 draft, the Los Angeles Glams selected

#31F-1 Far Side of UPike Pain Bearers to act as their new thrower.
Far came with a whopping 22 SPP, Block, Dodge, Accurate and Nerves of Steel.

Asked for comments, the LA team manager added "Far Side isn't particulary fast, or agile or strong. But once he finishes his Dump-Off training, he'll be super annoying."

"Virdel isn't really a gem", the LA Glams head coach announced, "but definitely passes as a slightly dinged Swarovski crystal".

Virdel Edwards joined from Hawaii as the 56th pick of the season 33 draft with Block, Guard, and 1 free SPP.