(name in short form; long form takes 4 pages of print)
Head of the Uberwald vampires. Despite her name, apparently unrelated to the von Uberwald werewolf family. In looks, a middle-aged and distinguished lady. Has a pet, either a rat or a rat-like dog. An abstinent.

A queen of Lancre (1514-1553, 1553-1557, 1557-1562, 1562-1567 and 1568-1573) and a vampire.

A salesman, interior decorator and vampire. Traditional while not fully grasping the sense of his dark fate. He was bitten by a lawyer. Member of the Fresh Start Club. After a bit of problem with his house on account of getting a moat, cryp, vault and so on, took up lodgings at Mrs Cake's. Has trouble with his back. Married to Doreen.

Wife of Arthur and a vampire by marriage. Very keen on the right vampiric air. Plump, rosy complexion. Wears black velvet.

Royal Lancre Beekeper. Treats everyone as slightly inferior. As close to being a witch as you can get in trousers. Hates wasps.

Youngest son of Nanny Ogg. The king's guard.

Mistress of Mad King Soup II of Lancre. Owned a wig with a small take-away linguini shop in it.

Son of Baker, a weaver in Lancre. A Lancre Morris Man.

Once Archchancellor of the Unseen University and Archmage of the Silver Star. Very fat. Brought up in Lancre, near Bad Ass.

A Lancre citizen and one-time royal guard.

Son of Nanny Ogg. The Lancre blacksmith. Can shoe anything. Death's personal blacksmith.

Chief Herald at the Ankh-Morpork Royall College of Heralds and a vampire. Not too good a sense of humour, penchant for intrigues. Merciless, regards humans as simply useful animals. Traditional evil-one style.

A trader from around Lancre, trades with the dwarfs in the Copperhead area. Not too tall or well-orientated in the current state of affairs. His grandfather was a member of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.

One-time guard in the Lancre Castle. Chauvinist and sexual harrasser.