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Drakwald 'Ardboyz [GDR]
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Gulash "Stu" Baroth
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
6+
PA
5+
AV
10+
R
0
B
24
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
2
XPP
6
SS
0
SPP
8
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Projectile Vomit
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-mate
Guard (10k)



A late pick for the 'Ardboyz, but a good UDFA from the Kraken, improving the defensive capabilities of the team.

Name: Gulash Baroth
Home Town: Troll Country
Nickname: "Stu"
Position: Troll - Center
Number: #01
Draft: Season II, Round 4, Pick 12
Skills: Guard
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None



Previous incarnation: Sartosa Kraken
"Mr. Irrelevant" Murzog Ironblood
#2
Orc Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
10+
R
0
B
48
P
0
F
6
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
16
SS
0
SPP
20
Injuries
n
Skills
Animosity
Block
Frenzy (10k)
Pile Driver (10k)



The first "Mister Irrelevant" of the Greenskins Draft Rumble era, Murzog has been patient all his life, waiting, stalking his first chance to play at the highest level. He might be the older statesman of the 'Boyz but he is ready to make his mark.

Name: Murzog Ironblood
Home Town: Skull River
Nickname: "Mr. Irrelevant", "The Murderer"
Position: Blitzer - Assassin
Number: #02
Draft: Season I, Round 7, Pick 112
Skills: Frenzy, Pile Driver
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None

 
JaMarcus Waaagh!
#3
Orc Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
10+
R
0
B
46
P
0
F
3
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
6
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Block
Tackle (20k)



Waaagh! was born in the midst of a brutal clan battle, hence his pugnacious name. JaMarcus is hoping to add to his collection of opponents' match-worn shirts. Some still have bits of the players attached.

Name: JaMarcus Waaagh!
Home Town: Mines of Ekrund
Nickname: 'Dogs'
Position: Blitzer - Offense
Number: #03
Draft: Rookie
Skills: None
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None


IRL: DaMarcus Ware, Linebacker
'Moose' Groinstamp
#4
Orc Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
11+
R
6
B
44
P
0
F
2
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
2
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
18
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
18
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Block
+AV (10k)
Guard (10k)



'Moose' is a simple soul. His mind is easily soothed by the sounds of a stringed instrument and a donkey being strangled by hand.

Name: Durgl Groinstamp
Home Town: The Border Princes
Nickname: 'Moose'
Position: Blitzer - Defense
Number: #04
Draft: Rookie
Skills: None
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None


IRL: Daryl 'Moose' Johnston, Fullback
 
★ Ghazghkull Thraka ★
#5
Orc Blitzer
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
10+
R
3
B
56
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
8
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
39
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Block
+ST (80k)
Frenzy (10k)
Mighty Blow (10k)



When former Marquee Player, Grommit Sniff, was nerfed in his debut, the writing was on the wall. Along with a healthy dollop of blood and snot. Having got through to the end of the season, Sniff took early retirement and his spot was filled with one of the signings of the season; Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka of the Couronne Boars. A ruthless, brutal killer of a player who, in 4 games for the Boars, racked up a hat-trick of touchdowns and a hat-trick of casualties. The perfect profile for the 'Ardboyz!

Name: Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka
Home Town: Krongar
Nickname: "The Prophet"; "The Notorious"
Position: Blitzer - Steamroller
Number: #05
Draft: Season II, Round 1, Pick 12
Skills: +ST, Frenzy, Mighty Blow
Injuries: None
Records: 4th place - Most Blocks (Season I)
Honours: 3rd place - MVP (Season I)

Previous Incarnations: Couronne Boars; 4 games - 52 blocks - 3 Cas - 44 rushing yds - 3 TDs
Confirmed Kills: 1 - Hayden Capide (Fanatics)

'Unstoppable' Urza Spinechoppa
#6
Big 'Un Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
10+
R
0
B
77
P
0
F
10
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
6
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
57
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Brawler (10k)
Frenzy (10k)
Pile Driver (10k)
Thick Skull (10k)


Spinechoppa wasn't one of the most appealing Blockers in the Draft but, thanks to his aggression and resilience, he may well prove to be a key addition to the 'Ardboyz defensive line.

Name: Urza Spinechoppa
Home Town: The Badlands
Nickname: "Unstoppable"
Position: Big 'Un Blocker - Guard
Number: #06
Draft: Season I, Round 4, Pick 55
Skills: Brawler, Frenzy, Pile Driver, Thick Skull
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None

 
Kage Goremaw
#7
Big 'Un Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
10+
R
0
B
49
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
12
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Guard (20k)



Whilst not as naturally talents as his younger brother, Kage Goremaw is no slug on the pitch. He has high hopes for his debut season and wants to share in the glory with Kragg.

Name: Kage Goremaw
Home Town: The Black Gulf
Nickname: 'Animal'
Position: Big 'Un Blocker - Guard
Number: #07
Draft: Rookie
Skills: None
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None

Krakka-Gor
#8
Big 'Un Blocker
MA
5
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
-
AV
10+
R
0
B
44
P
0
F
0
G
6
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
35
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Block (10k)
Mighty Blow (10k)
Wrestle (10k)



Krakka-Gor is a strange breed of beastman and orc; a giant, green, hairy slab of muscle, with all the aerodynamic elan of a grand piano. A 2nd round pick for the 'Ardboyz, Krakka-Gor will aim to remove as many opponents as possible with his hooves.

Name: Krakka-Gor
Home Town: Howling Hills
Nickname: 'Goliath'
Position: Big 'Un Blocker - Thug
Number: #09
Draft: Draft II, Round 2, Pick 12
Skills: Block, Mighty Blow, Wrestle
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None
 
Garg Hedspike
#9
Black Orc
MA
4
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
5+
AV
10+
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
0
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Brawler
Grab
Rogthar Stabback II
#10
Black Orc
MA
4
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
5+
AV
10+
R
0
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
4
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Brawler
Grab



His big, he's mean, he's not to be messed with. Rogthar joined the 'Ardboyz from the under-9s peewee league and has worked his way through the teams ever since. Anyone who dares leave the club will find Rogthar looming over them in their bunk at night.

Name: Rogthar Stabback (v2)
Home Town: The Black Gulf
Nickname: 'Dodger'
Position: Black Orc - Guard
Number: #10
Draft: Rookie
Skills: None
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None


Previous incarnations: Drakwald 'Ardboyz
 
Drak Pusgrott
#11
Black Orc
MA
4
ST
4
AG
4+
PA
5+
AV
10+
R
-1
B
60
P
0
F
0
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
4
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
12
XPP
0
SS
0
SPP
12
Injuries
n
Skills
Brawler
Grab
Block (20k)



Overpaid and overrated, Drak was cut from The Gouged Eye after lengthy - and ultimately unsuccessful - contract negotiations. He was supposed to fit in nicely as the understudy to Kragg Goremaw, but instead will be used as a big, green tacklebag.

Name: Drak Pusgrott
Home Town: World's Edge Mountains
Nickname: 'Nobody'
Position: Black Orc - Offense
Number: #12
Draft: Rookie
Skills: None
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None

IRL: Dak Prescott, Tackle Dummy
Gorr Skullgrinda
#12
Orc Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
10+
R
11
B
32
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
3
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
34
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Block (10k)
Fend (10k)
Guard (20k)



Skullgrinda was a surprise first round pick for the Drakwald team, who chose to focus on an all-rounder rather than a specialist. He now has the honour of being the first pick in the history of the 'Ardboyz franchise; expect his career to be over by gameweek 3... Gorr can play in either offense or defense and should be a key player in their roster.

Name: Gorr Skullgrinda
Home Town: Nordland
Nickname: "Al"
Position: Linemen - Defense
Number: #12
Draft: Season I, Round 1, Pick 19
Skills: Block, Fend, Guard
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None

 
Thrugg Bloodtaker
#13
Orc Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
10+
R
0
B
25
P
0
F
1
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
6
XPP
51
SS
0
SPP
57
Injuries
 
Skills
Animosity
Brawler (20k)
Frenzy (10k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Strip Ball (10k)



An underused and underrated member of the Squeelers roster, when Bloodtaker came on to the market, there was some interest, due to his sacking ability. As a strong safety, he can handle the deep feel breakaways from those teams trying to use trolls to launch goblins into the back field.

Name: Thrugg Bloodtaker
Home Town: Remer, Ostermark
Nickname: None
Position: Lineman - Strong Safety
Number: #13
Draft: Season II, Round 3, Pick 12
Skills: Brawler, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Strip Ball
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None


Previous Incarnations: Ostermark Squeelers; 4 games - 18 blocks

'Fearless' Dror Bloodsmasha
#14
Goblin Bruiser
MA
7
ST
2
AG
3+
PA
4+
AV
8+
R
83
B
2
P
0
F
3
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
0
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
12
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
43
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
+MA (20k)
Nerves of Steel (20k)
Sure Feet (10k)



With so little interest in goblins in the earlier rounds of the draft, it was little surprise that Bloodsmasha was left on the block. However, his agility and range make him a potential touchdown threat.

Name: Dror Bloodsmasha
Home Town: Caves of the Unspoken Horror
Nickname: "Fearless"
Position: Goblin Bruiser - Running Back
Number: #13
Draft: Season I, Round 5, Pick 87
Skills: +MA, Nerves of Steel, Sure Feet
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None

 
'Captain' Kragg Goremaw
#15
Orc Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3+
PA
3+
AV
9+
R
135
B
15
P
8
F
3
G
13
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
3
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
21
XPP
31
SS
0
SPP
52
Injuries
n
Skills
Animosity
Pass
Sure Hands
+MA (20k)
Block (20k)
Nerves of Steel (10k)
Sprint (20k)



Kragg is a genuine risk for all defenses - assured with the ball in hand and with the ability to cover a lot of ground, few players in the GDR will be able to match him for pace.

Name: Kragg Goremaw
Home Town: The Black Gulf
Nickname: 'Just call me Kragg, or I'll rip your ear off...'
Position: Thrower - Running Back
Number: #14
Draft: Season I, Round 3, Pick 54
Skills: +MA, Nerves of Steel, Sprint
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None

Trugg Wartface
#16
Fanatic
MA
3
ST
7
AG
3+
PA
-
AV
8+
R
0
B
28
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
Cp+
0
Df
0
Cs+
0
GS
6
XPP
16
SS
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Ball & Chain
No Hands
Secret Weapon
Stunty
Mighty Blow (10k)
Strip Ball (20k)



Every good roster needs a touch of madness and Wartface is just that. A Fanatic with a thirst for destruction!

Name: Trugg Wartface
Home Town: The Marshes of Madness
Nickname: "Sir"
Position: Fanatic - Heel
Number: #16
Draft: Season I, Round 2, Pick 20
Skills: Diving Tackle, Mighty Blow
Injuries: None
Records: None
Honours: None