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Waddling Warriors
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Short Stuff
#1
Runner
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
13
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
Ballhanger
#2
Runner
MA
6
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
31
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
15
Mvp
0
GPP
48
XPP
0
SPP
48
Injuries
 
Skills
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
+ST
Block
Dodge
 
Out With The Old
#3
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
In With The New
#4
Troll Slayer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
8
R
12
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
 
Oiled Moustache
#5
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
Guard
Curly Beard
#6
Blitzer
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
0
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
48
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
12
Td
11
Mvp
2
GPP
69
XPP
0
SPP
69
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Thick Skull
+ST
Guard
Stand Firm
Tackle
The fun doesn't end, as Narvi "Curly Beard" Thighgnawer has joined the same gym as Mister Mister and Moustache Man.

Narvi once unwittingly insulted <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=132865">Averall</a> arguably the greatest - and certainly longest lasting - star FUMBBL has ever seen. They faced off once after this event, and though Narvi had the upper hand, there was no winner in the contest. Sadly, Averall has passed away and their rivalry cannot continue.

Narvi, though he wouldn't admit it, would like to achieve a carreer record as great as Averall's.
 
Bushy Beard
#7
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
18
P
0
F
0
G
48
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
4
Mvp
1
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
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Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+ST
+ST
Guard
Seeing his team-mates increase their strength like nobody's business, Jorim 'Bushy Beard' Silveraxe decided to follow the trend, out of fear of getting fired if he didn't.

It back-fired, however, and he sprained something during training. Now more at risk of being fired than ever.

Missed games: 0/9
Food Collector
#8
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
53
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
13
Td
0
Mvp
6
GPP
57
XPP
0
SPP
57
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Pass Block
Pro
Gunthar 'Food Collector' Stikkarsson likes to keep a low profile, but solid and steady play has made him the first Longbeard on the team to get both Guard and Mighty Blow. His reliable performance throughout his carreer have made him a crowd and commentator favourite, resulting in the highest number of MVP Awards won by any member of the team.

He has now also become the first Longbeard on the team to achieve the regular trio of skills. Stand Firm or +ST would be welcome now. =)

Now four skills, all regulars. A rarity amongst the Warriors!
 
Tangled Hair
#9
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
55
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
33
XPP
0
SPP
33
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Stand Firm
Mister Mister
#10
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
14
P
0
F
0
G
56
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
18
Td
1
Mvp
5
GPP
64
XPP
0
SPP
64
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
+ST
+ST
Guard
Stand Firm
Gurndal Axebiter insists that people call him 'Mister' and thus the team has affectionately dubbed him 'Mister Mister'. Mister Mister has always had an avid passion for hitting things, from schoolyard bully to hired guard outside ale-houses. He was discovered by Warriors' talent scouts when he executed a perfect block on one of them when they tried to enter a party with no invitation.

Mister Mister has stood up to elves, rats, orcs and more rats. When the last bunch of rats showed up with one big mother of a rat which roughed Mister Mister up a bit, he decided that enough was enough and started to train excessively in the gym. The result is... quite amazing.

Mister Mister is the resident cas-machine. We don't know how he does it, but even without damage modifiers he's the most consistently violent player on the team.
 
Whiskers
#11
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Monsieur Moustache
#12
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
 
Goatee
#13
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
11
P
0
F
0
G
56
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
9
Td
2
Mvp
4
GPP
44
XPP
0
SPP
44
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull
Guard
Mighty Blow
Pass Block
Throughout his carreer Barin "Goatee" Barinson was hardly noticed, until it became apparent that he was the only player left beside Mister Mister to have played every single match.
Rosy Cheeks
#14
Longbeard
MA
4
ST
3
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Thick Skull