He can avoid any hard situations!

Are you in trouble? Let Dogbert help you! (for a fee)

Alice is effective. Alice has the Fist of Death. She will hound you until you do as she wants.

Want someone to fetch something? Send Asok. Asok has no job security.

Did everything in the first game. Completed enough tasks for a Larson award.

Episode 1: "The amazon slaves".

Dilbert faced a fierce girl on the pitch and got beaten senseless immediatly. Used to constant rejection he bounced back into form, but got transfered to another project (that didn't exist) and spent the rest of the time on the sidelines.

Episode 2: "Infected".

A disease strikes all around. Dilbert takes charge and sees the project through, and gets elected to project leader. It's a huge success and is canceled half way through, and Dilbert watches the rest from the sidelines.

Episode 3: "On a quest for cheesecake".

The Pointy Haired One left in a hurry, mumbling about "project cheesecake". Everyone was thrown into chaos when rumurs about downsizing went around. All projects failed and stopped. Dilbert made a valiant attempt to fulfill his job, but to no avail. In the end no one was fired because Dogbert brought a caramel raisin-chokolate-lemon-blueberry cheesecake to the boss and was given a huge consulting fee. The team got together for another success.

Episode 4: "Lice Pelts".

A competing team of smelly vermin tried to take over. The boss reacted by reorganizing and put Mordac in charge of Dilberts project. Dilbert was forced to follow his every command, until the project was finished, with some unexpected success. Dilbert then got assigned to dealing with the newcomers, and after a while they dispaired and gave up any plans to take over. They left lice in the office, and one of their members though.

Episode 5: "Anubis and his Set".

A egyptian company moved onto the same area, and conflict ensued. They had many bosses to plauge the workers, which scared Dilbert mightily. The offset for them was that the Pointy Haired One knew exactly how to deal with scared employees, and soon had their organisation in disarray. Dilbert just stood around worrying about his job, but in the end Carol was the one who had to go.

Episode 6: "Limp by Limp".

Dilbert fell down when trying to avoid greeting a new person, and hurt himself badly. Well away from work he felt not bad, but he decided to stay at home for next week too. Apparently no one missed him at work.

Episode 7: "CDs"

As a part of a new program to raise morale, music was to be played at all times during work. This left almost everyone in confusion, except for Asok who readily accepted the new deal and danced his project to finish. Dilbert on the other couldn't step into work without getting migraines and falling on the floor. Finally he took one of the discs and destroyed it, but he felt so bad about this that he had to buy a new one. In the end so much went wrong that the music was dumped, expect for Blue Hawaii that the pointy haired one liked, and decided to keep and play in his office.

Episode 8: "Preserve the rainforest"

The entire workplace were caught up in a crazy PR-project, designed to make the company look better. The only problem was that the new partners were using native slaves to do all their work. Thsi wasn't at all a problem for the pointy haired one, who sat in meetings with the other leaders all day, and one them never came out from that, as he took a job ofering here. Then, a minute later he was fired for exceeding the salary budget. Dilbert had to deal with all the foreign bosses all day, and was pushed here and there, and finally collapsed in his cubicle. When he woke up they were all gone and it had been another day at the office.

Episode 9: "Drones Club"

The new employees were suspiciously hard workers, and not complaining. It turned out that the managment was trying out drone workers, working on drugs to make them like will-less robots. The workers joined together to crush this threat to their own jobs, and even Dilbert managed to severly cripple a few of their projects. In the end they called in Dogbert who simply replaced their drugs, and the problem was no more. Another victory for team Defective!

Episode 10: "Warpheadz"

There seems to be no shortage of rats, willing to underbid any serious company. Thank god we're not one of those! Dilbert was charged with meeting the other employees and met so many that he was becoming increasingly anxious and sweaty. He mostly stood, looking at the other fellow, not even managing a "hello". That everyone was forced to do their meetings in the rain didn't help. The situation became unpleasant enough that Wally decided to finish the project himself, and then everyone could go home, without a clear winner being produced.

Wally is adept at dodgeing away from trouble.

A competing brilliant engineer tried to take over Wally's job, but got so badly affected that he grew bald and short.

Covered in mud and wet to the bone, Wally was compelled to finish a project that was almost thwarted by a competing firm.

It's easy to hurt Tina. She takes things personally.

Mordac prevents everyone else from participating in the draw of the most valuable player, and is elected twice in a row!

Mordac gets around, this time he got another MVP. He learns how to stand his ground in arguments better.

Morale raising music player. The pointy haired one recruited him.

Headhunted from the smelly vermin that tried to take over.

Simone was an amazon slave warrior! Now she works in a cubicle.