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Joms Viscount's
He loves the horn. Can't get enough of it tbh.
Spending more time on his arse than his feet earned Eddie the nick 'Steady.'
As accurate as a BBC weather forecast, opponents tremble when they see Steve take to the field. They can't stop pissing themselves laughing.
Jefferey is a lonely chap who likes to watch fish swimming. A lot. At night. With no light on.