Raised at the same time as his 'brothers' Kalamity and Biclops, Sethlans shares a similar ability to Kalamity, though in this case, he absorbs DARK Comic energy. Black humour emanates from his body in mirth-filling waves, causing his opponents to groan not just with laughter, but with shame.
Sethlans has recently found greater facility with his gift, and can now crack darkly-humourous witticisms in the heat of play, bringing opponents to their knee's as they battle with the depravity that lurks within their own minds!

Sethlans greatness on the pitch has been recognised by the great Professor. Given the rites of a King, and laden with hefty armour, Sethlans is no longer as fast or as agile as previously. In recompense though, his prodigious strength has been maintained by way of arcane spells.
Also, he now has a pocket for his notepad, so he can jot down his dark humour on the run.

Unfortunately, Sethlans seems to have lost an 's'. Will this effect his performance on the pitch?

ReallyBigGuy is... Really Big! Some say his mother was raped by an Ushabti.
Others say "Pooh! You can't be knocked up by a ..wossname..'magicky-animanated-statue'! It's just not right, innit? I mean, they ain't got the.. bits, right? Like, you know, no crown jewels? Well, alright, obviously they have jewels, I mean they have to, its their job right, guarding Pharaohs treasure and all that, but I mean they don't have no *jewels*.."

Indeed

ReallyBigGuy has had enough of the CLAWBOMB menace. He's getting angry, and you won't like him when he's angry!
Also, he's taken to wearing brightly coloured bandanas, dark glasses and oiling himself up to strike muscular poses in front of a mirror. Nuffle knows whats THAT's about.

ReallyBigGuy has taken to his new lifestyle rather swimmingly. Unfortunately, his constant posing, oiling, and tendency to perform 'promo' spots in front of a non-existent Cabal-vision camera for his 'audience' is starting to wear a little thin...

Now you see her, now you don't! Well, actually you do, but you aren't quite sure what it IS you see. You see (or maybe you don't), Glamour can change what she looks like with great talent and facility! She keeps a large sack stuffed with all manner of disguises close to hand - one moment, she'll have a moustache and a humourously oversized nose; the next, she'll appear to be a french maid! How this is used to flummox her bloodbowl opponents is not quite known, but her success speaks for itself!