Lauded as the instigator of the team, Dastardly's approach to ensuring that well known Coach Elan would take on the team and lead them through qualifying into the big league was apparently .... dastardly.

Coach Elan goes white and refuses to speak of how Dastardly managed to persuade him not to retire from coaching after his poor performance in previous seasons, muttering something about the "ginger beer trick" and disappearing to the nearest bathroom when asked.

Dastardly seems to have found his rythm in the gaming, with a string of players sidelined as a result of his eunuch (sic) form of ball handling.

Although team mates and opponents tend not to want to touch the ball after Disgustin has had it (after an unfortunate coincidence with a melting ball in Season 4) he has never really developed any ball skills per se.

Disgustin's abilities lie in more offensive tactics and behaviours for which the league has considered banning him on a number of occasions, until word came from a surprising quarter, Coach Nurgle of the Rotters (yes, the ORIGINAL one) who supported Disgustin's continued career by explaining to the Commissioners that:

A) he is a shining example to all little nurglings everywhere; and
B) if they even tried banning him the Black Death would seem fun.

I guess even Disgustin has dedicated fans out there!

Named more for his effect on others than his own feelings, this young dorf is often the centre of attention.

His career to date is promising, especially given the effect he seems to have on other players. Unfortunately this sometimes extends to his own team, with a "tall straw" competition each road trip allocating the seat beside this up and coming dorf.

Well known as an epicure, Bilious is reknown for his after dinner tricks, and is extremely popular with the fans.

After quaffing a number of barrels of Bugman's Best Ale, and consuming a gross of roast turkey, he has been known to demonstrate what he considers his great skill ... the ability to fart the national anthems of the surrounding lands.

He is also notorious for mistakenly eating a halfling waiter, and lodging a complaint with the chef regarding the poor seasoning used. Complaints from the waiter's family were heard by a local magistrate, who fined Bilious for contempt of court for responding to each question put to him by burping. The case was dismissed as the halfling family had mysteriously disappeared and unable to testify.

Erroneous is well knowned as a rules lawyer, able to bamboozle referree's with strange and unusual arguments that have seen adverse results overturned in favour of the Dorfs - this probably has something to do with the knives that he palms and applies gently to the groins of the unfortunates he is "discussing" rulings with.

The press however, tend to avoid Erroneous, having been put to sleep listening to his waffling diatribes and waking to find themselves naked and covered in tar and feathers.

With a tendancy toward antisocial behaviour, Socio is one of the loners of the team, preffering his own company. Although a crowd pleaser, he has little time for the media, having hospitalised a number of paparazzi.

He is, however, an animal lover, spending long hours engrossed with small cute furry critters. He is a regular donor to various animal shelters, providing them with many of the animals that have suffered extreme cruelty.