Captain S. Tankerlo Souix
is the all-time greatest bashing Halfling Legend
& is 2nd in command to General Sherwood.
The Capt. was the first Halfling to both
100 & 150 casualties as well as
1000 & 2000 blocks.
He holds the following stats:
BH-92 (54.4%), SI-44 (26%), K-33 (19.5%)
8.4% Casualty Rate
-MA, Failed a GFI & smashed his hip! (9-5-15)*
-AG, Blitzed by Big Chief
& got his neck broken! (10-21-14)
-Killed by a dirty assassin! Apothecary saved (6-13-13)
*Mis-clicked on 'no' for apothecary. Result would've been BH .
"That's the scariest 'fling I've ever seen!"
"What a minute. What the f#%$, does that 'fling have Mighty Blow?!?"
"Only a KO, but good riddance to that guy."
"That 'fling is massacring me!"
"Mad respect to the Capt. That's one bad-ass 'fling."
"I hate that guy sooo much!"
"I have never seen such destruction from any player before,
that's one lethal 3 foot halfling."